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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"I feel like you've been talking for like a year."
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"Try never, okay?"
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"and Lily's gone and nothing else even remotely important happened last night,"
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"but are you ready to hear something that will not only make you feel better,"
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"Together, we will own this city."
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"It was a really beautiful song."
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"- Hey, Marshall. - Hey, Ted."
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"So, he stays home all the time not getting laid?"
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"You should write and illustrate children's books."
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"You know what Marshall needs to do."
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"True story."
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"Figure out who she is?"
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"Yeah, she should call me; I got a whole list."
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"Oh that's a..."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"What, like I'm going to stalk her, or something?"
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"Like she's the only Lily Aldrin out there."
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"based on the brief conversations I had with them."
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"- He cries a lot, he keeps us up all night. - Have you tried breast-feeding?"
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"- He watched a scary movie. - It is time for some tough love."
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"Mmm, sunshine."
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"Gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, Sunshine."
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"Do you know why you're not over Lily yet?"
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"Two at a time."
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"Yeah."
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"She's just going to break your heart."
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"I think he's beyond repair."
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"Yeah, that's the stuff."
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"Only hell yeah."
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"I got to hand it to you, when he got home, Marshall was smiling--"
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"Sometimes, all you need is to get in touch with your feminine side."
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"You are? That's so nice."
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"Are you sure Marshall's going to be okay with this?"
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"No!"
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"You're going to thank me for this."
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"To what? George Clinton and the P-Funk All-Stars."
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"August 18th, two charges: Mario's Bistro"
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"Now I'm gonna let her play with my hair."
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"Yeah, why are you afraid of ferrets? They're adorable."
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"Because, Robin, they're like fuzzy, tube-shaped rats."
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"But, you know, don't."
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"I-I guess I've been thinking when she got back, she'd call me."
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"56 days."
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"What?"
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"I didn't say a thing."
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"You think I was too hard on him."
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"I was too hard on him."
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"Oh, hey, where are you guys?"
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"Is Marshall okay?"
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"You go down to the hotel and find him."
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"A really nice one."
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"Well, I went up to Lily's floor,"
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"So you knocked out Lily's new boyfriend?"
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"I-I could have sworn I had some change."
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"I know, I know. I'm sorry."
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"It was a button."
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"Yeah?"
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"You can't let Lily steal your identity the way that guy stole hers."
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"Okay."
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"Starting tomorrow, I'm going to start being okay."
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"It's pancakes day."
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"# 'Cause boys don't cry. #"
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"Okay where were we?"
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"It was June of 2006,"
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"and life had just taken an unexpected turn."
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"Dad, can't you just skip ahead to the part where you meet Mom?"
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"Honey, all this stuff I'm telling you is important."
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"- Could I go to the bathroom? - No."
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"The summer of 2006 was both wonderful and awful."
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"For me, it started out great."
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"I'd finally gotten together with Robin."
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"So that's it?"
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"We're breaking up?"
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"Marshall, I'm sorry. I just..."
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"I just need to go to San Francisco and do this art program and"
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"- and figure out who I am outside of us."
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"And the only way that I can do that is if..."
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"if we don't talk for a while."
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"For a while."
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"You walk out that door, and we're done."
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"You're never going to hear my voice again."
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"I should call her."
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"- No, No. - Ted it is--"
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"If you call her when she asked you not to you're just going to look weak"
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"and you're going to regret it."
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"Now, listen, whenever you feel like calling her, you come find me first."
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"And I will punch you in the face."
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"You're a good friend, Ted."
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"Hey."
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"So, did you hear the big news?"
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"You mean how Lily and Marshall broke up,"
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"yeah, I think he knows."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I-I'm so sorry. Wh--"
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"What happened?"
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"Well, she left."
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"And I don't even know if she's coming back."
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"I know it must be tough,"
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"but will actively excite you?"
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"Sure."
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"For the first time, ever, the three of us are single at the same time."
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"I've dreamed about this day, boys, and it's going to be legendary."
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"Anytime a girl wants to get back at her ex-boyfriends,"
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"we'll be there."
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"through promiscuity and binge drinking, we will be there."
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"Anytime a bachelorette party drives through the city in a limo,"
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""What's up, New York?""
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"we will be what is up New York."
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"Gentlemen, we are about to embark on..."
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"Aw, man, you guys did it, didn't you?"
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"One thing I learned that summer is that when love is beginning..."
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"...and love is ending, the first 30 days are remarkably similar."
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"For one thing, you spend most of your time in bed."
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"Your friends can't stand to listen to you."
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"So... stupid, man."
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"And you never seem to wear pants."
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"You hungry?"
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"What's the point? I could eat some food."
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"It's just going to leave me."
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"Well, at least in that scenario you get to do the dumping."
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