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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"OLDER TED: You know how Aunt Robin's a big fan of Halloween?"
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"And yours is 100% wool,"
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"TED; So, we're at the bar and I see her mix"
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"She gave me her number. But then..."
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"Guys!"
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"Hey, Dracula, come on. Give me the candy. Give me it!"
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"All right, bring the mockery. Fine. I can take it."
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"if the slutty pumpkin turned out to be my future wife?"
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"maybe we should stop calling her the slutty pumpkin."
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"No thanks. I'm sticking with the hanging chad."
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"- Where's Mike? - He's meeting me here."
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"Yes, it's weirdly hot."
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"Actually, I kind of need this hand to eat."
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"We're even getting to that point where we finish each other's..."
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"This steak totally bitch-slapped my pork chops."
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"Oh, no, that's good. I'm okay. Thanks."
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"Back of Horse. Hey, where's Front of Horse?"
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"- Really? That's the nickname now? - Yeah, the Barnacle."
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"- The Barnacle? - That's it."
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"I can share dessert."
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"Whoa, I wouldn't do that if I were you. There's people walking down there."
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"Come on, Ted. Who are you gonna listen to?"
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"Me or Mr. Goody-Goody over there?"
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"- Got it. - Nice."
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"I still think we should've won as Sonny and Cher."
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"If I could turn back time..."
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"Yeah."
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"But go on."
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"Am I wrong saying that?"
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"No, no, no. I mean, it just sounds a little bit weird, doesn't it?"
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"So, this Italian place. How is their cannoli?"
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"She might."
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"It's about believing."
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"This girl, she represents something to me."
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"I did not understand a word you just said."
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"See you."
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"No. See you."
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"Wait a minute."
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"I cannot believe I gave you my number."
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"Nice."
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"Come on, Ted. Victoria's Secret party. Now. Let's go."
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"Seriously, it's not a big deal."
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"You guys, I'm fine."
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"That came out wrong."
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"I never played any team sports."
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"Always dressing up in crazy costumes?"
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"Well, she wasn't always that way."
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"Back in 2005, she thought she was too cool for Halloween."
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"Unlike Aunt Lily,"
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"- Guess what came in the mail today? - Our costumes?"
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"- Do they rule? - They rule."
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"so you won't get hypothermia like last year."
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"Tarzan nipple blue."
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"You know what I love about Halloween?"
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"It's the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag."
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"If a girl dresses up as a witch, she's a slutty witch."
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"- Lf she's a nurse... - Wow. We get it."
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"She's a slutty nurse."
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"Robin, what are you doing for Halloween?"
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"Probably hanging out with Mike, this guy I've been seeing."
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"Mike? There's a Mike?"
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"You have a boyfriend and you haven't told us?"
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"No. I mean, he's not my boyfriend."
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"He's just this guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks."
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"Boyfriend."
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"So why haven't we met him?"
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"We're not really ready to go public yet."
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"Married."
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"How about we go on a Halloween double-date?"
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"I don't know, we were kind of thinking about staying at home"
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"and dressing up as naked people."
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"Come on, Robin, trot out your new fella."
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"Let us judge and evaluate him behind your back."
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"It'll be fun."
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"Hey, Ted, you'll never guess what happened?"
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"- Your costumes came? - Our costumes... Yes."
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"That is why we're best friends."
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"Hey, Ted, what are you doing for Halloween?"
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"- Well... - What?"
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"Every Halloween, Ted waits for the slutty pumpkin."
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"That's right."
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"What's the slutty pumpkin?"
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"You mean, "Who is the slutty pumpkin?""
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"It was four years ago."
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"TED; I was at this Halloween party up on the roof of our building,"
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"about to call it an early night, when out of nowhere"
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"appeared this girl in the sexiest pumpkin costume,"
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"Wait, how can a pumpkin costume be sexy?"
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"It was carved in strategic places."
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"- Kahlúa and... - Kahlúa and root beer."
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"- And she... - And she called it the Tootsie Roll."
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"- Because... - ALL: Because it tastes"
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"Hey, can I please tell the story?"
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"So we had this instant connection."
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"ALL: Something went terribly wrong."
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"Something went terribly wrong."
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"Happy Halloween."
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"Sonny, where's Cher?"
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"- Cher. - Right here, babe."
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"I just met the perfect woman."
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"She's funny, she's beautiful, she loves Star Wars,"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's her take on Ewoks?"
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"- Loves them. - Oh, good."
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"I don't know why people are so cynical about Ewoks."
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"The Rebellion would've failed without the Ewoks."
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"And get this. She's a marine biologist."
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"She spent a year in Antarctica studying penguins."
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"Oh, penguins are cool."
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"Kind of like black-and-white Ewoks. I approve."
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"Hey, where's my Kit Kat? I put it right here on this table."
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"I don't know, but we have plenty of chocolate here."
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"No, no, no, you don't understand. I need that Kit Kat."
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"She wrote her number on that wrapper. Where is it?"
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"Uh-oh."
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"Where's the Kit Kat? Where's the Kit Kat?"
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"Never found her number. Never saw her again."
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"But every year they have a Halloween party"
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"up on the roof, so that's where I'll be."
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"She could be engaged, or married,"
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