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Clips from Happy Days - Guess Who's Coming to Visit (S01E01)

"This engine sounds fast."
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"Hey, Skizzy's challenging Ralph to a drag race."
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""Ordering three nothings is not gonna thrill the boss.""
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"- Hi. - on, hi, Robby."
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"Hey, little brother, that's 16 to 14."
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"My father was winner of Tri-State Oil's clean restroom award,"
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"Okay."
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"- I love The Untouchables. - Oh, it's always exciting."
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"For a drag race?"
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"- After you. - Okay."
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"Howard? Howard."
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"Oh, no."
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"You don't make me very happy, kids."
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"I tried to explain to the other officer. I'm his father."
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"I mean, I just thought it was my duty to drive."
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"It'll go fast."
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"Thanks, Mom."
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"Sorry about last night."
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"Hi."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah. That engine sounds nice."
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"Hey, it don't sound nice. Nat King Cole sounds nice."
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"Ralph, what did you do to your car? It sounds really fast."
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"Fonzie fixed it up."
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"It can lay rubber in three gears, not counting reverse."
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"My mother could outrun that heap with her good leg tied behind her."
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"Hey."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"That's telling him, Ralph."
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"Hey, Malph, why don't you put your motor where your mouth is?"
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"- He is? - Yeah, 7:00 tonight at the airport road."
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well... Yeah, I'd run you, Skiz,"
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"but, well, dragging's against the law."
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"Well, since you put it that way, you're on."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Cool it."
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"Now,"
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"Ralph ain't ever raced before."
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"Yeah? Then he'll learn the hard way."
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"Maybe you're gonna learn the hard way."
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"What's that mean?"
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"That means that Ralph here ain't gonna drive tonight. I am."
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"- Hey. - Can you drive Ralph's car?"
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"Two bits, four bits, six bits a dollar."
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"AN for Fonzie stand and holler. Yeah!"
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"Why does she do that?"
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"You know, she's a cheerleader. They do that all the time."
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"Man, she must be murder on a date."
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"With you driving,"
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"this has gotta be the greatest drag race of the century."
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"Hey, hey, hey, half greatest."
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"That banana Skizzy is in it."
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"- Come on. - Right."
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"- What'll it be, fellas? - Nothing, we're just talking."
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"Ordering three nothings is not going to thrill the boss."
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"- Well, I'll have a lime rickey. - That will thrill him."
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"I really dig Skizzy's girl."
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"In fact, I dig all the Assorted Nuts."
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"- They're really a tough club. - Yeah."
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"I used to date Chestnut."
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"- You kidding me? - Yeah."
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"She's the best nut."
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"How's it going?"
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"You know, Skizzy's girl, she reminds me of some movie star."
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"Yeah, what's her name?"
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"- I don't know. - I know her. Her name's Jean."
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"I'd go over there and make some time, but she's with Skizzy."
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"Oh, yeah? Not anymore."
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"I mean, now's your chance."
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"While you're over there, ask her what movie star she reminds me of."
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"Richie."
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"Are you going to the drag race?"
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"Sure, I'm gonna ride in the car with Skizzy."
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"Hey, don't we have the same lunch period?"
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Hey, you know, I noticed that you eat a lot of tuna fish in the cafeteria."
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"Well, yeah, I heard it makes your hair soft."
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"- Really? - Sure, it's the oil in the tuna. Feel."
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"Hey, Cunningham, what's with your hands today?"
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"At first you put them on my car, and now I find them on my girl."
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"Well, we were just... We were just discussing tuna fish."
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"Oh, and you thought her hair was a net."
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"That's it. That's it, Annette. Annette Funicello."
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"You put mouse ears on her, you couldn't tell them apart."
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"- Hey, what's shaking? - Potsie, you're looking pretty snazzy."
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"Well, I had to go to the airport with my folks."
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"so they got a free weekend in Atlantic City."
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"Potsie's staying over at our house while his folks are gone."
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"Fine, Pots. Come on, Richie, move."
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"Hey, go, Rich."
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"Hey, Joanie, you're interrupting my lay-up."
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"- Sorry. - Hey, wait."
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"Did I miss anything good today at Arnold's?"
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"- Yeah. You know Skizzy Scharlach? - Yeah."
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"He challenged Ralph Malph to a drag race out at the airport road."
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"That's cool."
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"Fonzie is driving Ralph's car."
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"It'll be drag-racing history. Let's be there."
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"That's 20-14. Game."
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"Look, I gotta get back to dorm. See you, Potsie."
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"- See you later, Chuck. - Oh, man, I couldn't hit a shot."
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"I mean, he really clobbered me this time."
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"Why, 20-14 isn't so bad."
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"He spotted me 14 points before we started."
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"Hey, Rich, are you sure it's cool that I stay here?"
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"Why wouldn't it be?"
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"I don't know, every time I come over to your house,"
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"I feel like your father's always avoiding me."
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"He's always going to the bathroom to wash his hands."
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"I never noticed that before."
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"All I know is, whenever I leave your house,"
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"your father always has wrinkled fingers."
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"Look, I better be making tracks. Gotta pack."
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"- See you later, alligator. - All right."
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"I'm not gonna be a baton twirler, I'm gonna be a basketball player."
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"Think fast."
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"- A guest is a guest. - I don't consider Potsie a guest."
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"He's been over here so often,"
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"sometimes I think we bought this house with him already in it."
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"I think it's nice that Richard has his friends stay over."
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"- Help me, dear. - Oh, sure."
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