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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"My first solo batch."
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"- It's a beverage. - Yeah, well..."
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"Things with Victoria were fun, And easy, And uncomplicated,"
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"I'm flat broke. My only other suit options are track or birthday."
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"Dude, you show up to an interview in that,"
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"and I need every negative penny of that for my wedding."
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"Hey, girls."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Robin."
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"You know, I make wedding cakes for a lot of fancy bridal shops."
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"but I'm in."
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"Either you stay here, or we break up."
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"I have to leave on Monday."
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"OLDER TED; And that's when things got complicated,"
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"(SPEAKING WITH IRISH ACCENT) The lass thinks"
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"when Lily did that summer art program in Paris?"
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"And who shows up but Gabrielle."
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"Yeah, I'm not much of a fighter, but I knew I could take this weird little dude."
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"- did that little story have a point? - Yeah."
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"Oh, please. You barely know this girl. What's her favorite color?"
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"Good to know. Okay, goodbye."
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"She's a cat person. I don't know this girl at all."
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"We get sued. A lot."
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"and, two weeks later, it's not working out, I'm, like, the biggest jerk of all time."
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"Okay, wait. Before you say anything,"
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"have you decided what to do about your donut fellowship?"
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"But this isn't just some guy. This is Ted. He's amazing."
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"- Just horrible. - It's bad. It's really bad."
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"I'm gonna get you one of those front-window dresses. Just for fun."
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"- Are you okay? - I'm fine."
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"Look, I know you're not Victoria's biggest fan,"
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"Well, I'm always putting my career ahead of my relationships"
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"I'm gonna stay."
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"is that she's just happy to be getting married."
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"I want you to stay."
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"but when you just told me to stay, it made me realize that I have to go."
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"It's not fair. It's not fair that we have to break up."
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"I guess so."
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"God, that sucks, man. I'm so sorry."
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"Ted, think about it this way,"
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"- Well, here's hoping he cheats on you. - Yeah, but only like second base."
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"That's every girl in the bar wanting you, and every guy wanting to be you."
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"Hey, babe. Dollar beer night. So I splurged and got us each our own."
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"Yet."
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"Barney, this says $4,000."
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"I thought you said that it was one-third price!"
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"- What time is the interview? - 9:00 a.m."
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"OLDER TED; Kids, when it comes to love,"
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"the best relationships are the ones that just come naturally,"
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"I think those need to stay in the oven awhile longer."
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"Here's a professional tip."
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"If it's still runny, it's not a cupcake."
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"No, no."
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"It was pretty great,"
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"Are you coloring in your butt?"
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"I have a big interview coming up. And my suit has holes in it."
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"I can't sew. I don't own navy boxers."
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"So, yeah, I'm coloring in my butt."
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"- Just wear another one. - I don't have another one."
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"even the hippie lawyers from Granola Mountain Earth Pals"
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"will hacky-sack you straight out the door."
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"Okay, it's the National Resource Defense Council"
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"and it's my dream job."
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"Except it's only an internship and I won't be getting paid."
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"Mostly getting people coffee."
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"But the people I'm getting coffee for, their bosses are gonna save the world."
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"Okay. Tomorrow... And I should mention this is gonna rock your world."
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"Tomorrow, I'm taking you to my personal tailor."
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"A tailor? Barney, I make negative $300 a week"
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"Relax. My guy does everything for one-third the cost."
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"And there is no way you're getting married in that sarcastic-quotation-marks "suit.""
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"Tomorrow. Noon. My tailor."
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"No thanks, dude."
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"- Noon? - Noon."
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"- Okay. - See you then."
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"Hey, girls."
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"Hey. I'm on my way to meet Ted."
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"It's our two-month-iversary, so we're going out to dinner."
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"Great. Well, that answers all the questions I didn't ask."
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"Oh, come on. We bust on each other."
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"We're just at that place in our strong friendship."
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"Really?"
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"Get off me."
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"Oh, see? I did it again."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"What are you guys up to? Dress shopping."
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"If you want, I could take you shopping. Maybe get you a discount."
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"- Really? That would be great. - VICTORIA: Yeah."
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"(CELLPHONE RINGING)"
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"I should take this. Bye. Hello?"
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"Hey? I thought it was gonna be just us tomorrow."
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"What's with inviting Punky Brewster?"
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"Robin. You've gotta get over this Ted and Victoria thing."
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"You had your chance, and now he's moved on. Can't you just be happy for them?"
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"The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes."
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"- Sold. - Great."
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"Victoria, what's wrong?"
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"I've just been offered a fellowship at a culinary institute in Germany."
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"- Wait. Germany, Europe? - It's for two years."
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"I figured I didn't have much of a chance, 'cause they don't let many Americans in,"
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"So, this is the Europe Germany?"
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"- Ted, what other Germany would it be? - The one in Epcot?"
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"- Ted. - Sorry."
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"- Congratulations. - Thank you."
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"I don't know if I'm gonna go."
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"And, if you do, what does that mean for us?"
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"I don't know."
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"I just... I don't think that long-distance really works for anyone."
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"Oh, God, no. Long-distance is a lie"
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"teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college."
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"So that leaves us with..."
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"Wow."
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"Look, let's just see how things progress and if, by September, we still..."
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"- Monday, September the... - Ted."
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"Do you have any thoughts?"
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"Maybe we should each take some time to think about what we want."
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"We'll meet up tomorrow to discuss it."
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"It's a date."
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"- Hey, baby. How's the dress place? - Well, everything's so fluffy and white."
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"It's like shopping in a marshmallow. How's Barney's tailor?"
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