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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Candice Bergen (S01E01)

"And he calls himself a world traveler?"
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"No, no, wait. I have been to restaurants"
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"Really? What did you get?"
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"A swarthy, good-looking man sitting in a bowl."
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"I always send him back."
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"What do you get when you order a Russian dressing -"
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"I fail to see the humor in that."
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"Oh, I love it."
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"Burst his balloon, honey. He's so pompous."
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"Balloons! Speaking of balloons,"
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"either let some air out or go on a diet."
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"You're knocking me off the panel."
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"I'll knock you out of the theater in a second, you, you..."
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"OK, ladies. Wait. Please. Please."
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"We have a special guest with us,"
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"so you better put your best face forward."
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"And whose face is Porker here going to borrow?"
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"That does it. Why..."
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"Hiii! Hii!"
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"I'm sorry about that, Miss Cartwell."
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"Oh, no. It's been very broadening."
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"Do you really like me without my rug?"
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"Yes, I do. Are you busy later?"
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"No, but I could... We could wing out somewhere."
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"Join us next week, when our topic will be"
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""Air pollution - a modern myth?""
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"(♪ "It's Not Where You Start" by Dorothy Fields and Cy Coleman)"
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"♪ It's not where you start"
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"♪ It's not how you go"
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"♪ It's how you land"
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"♪ A hundred-to-one shot"
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"♪ They call him a klutz"
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"♪ Can outrun the favorite"
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"♪ All he needs is the guts"
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"♪ Your final return"
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"♪ Will not diminish"
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"♪ And you can be the cream of the crop"
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"♪ It's not where you start"
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"♪ And I'm gonna finish on..."
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"Hey, Rowlf, listen. Kermit says you sang the song too quick."
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"You're gonna have to sing it again, but you only have a minute, OK?"
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"All right. (playing much faster)"
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"Here we go."
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"♪ It's not where you start, it's where you finish"
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"♪ A hundred-to-one shot, they call him a klutz"
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"♪ Can outrun the favorite, all he needs is the guts"
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"♪ The final return will not diminish"
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"♪ And you can be the cream of the crop"
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"♪ It's not where you start, it's where you finish"
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"♪ And I'm gonna finish on..."
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"Rowlf, listen. It's my uncle's favorite song."
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"He says he'd like to hear it one more time, but you only have 20 seconds."
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"All right, hit it!"
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"♪ It's not how you go, it's how you land That's 15 seconds."
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"♪ A hundred-to-one shot, they call him a klutz"
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"♪ And you can be the cream of the crop Four..."
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"♪ And I'm gonna finish on time ♪"
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"Cheese."
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"Got that? Yeah. Um..."
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"Kermit, do you think you could do something a little more candid?"
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"Uh... Sure. Let's see."
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"How's that? Hmm?"
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"Well, it's not exactly candid, Kermit,"
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"if you know what I mean."
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"Oh, OK, yes. Candid for Candice."
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"Frog in repose."
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"What I was thinking"
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"was something a little more natural."
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"More natural? Let's see."
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"What have we got? Well..."
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"Make sure you get my good side, though."
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"I think it's this side. It might be this side over here."
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"Or maybe... I dunno. What do you think?"
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"Well, I think that... Head-on. Why don't we try one head-on?"
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"Just naturally. Head-on? OK. You know..."
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"Although my profile has been compared to Barrymore."
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"Yeah, Ethel Barrymore."
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"Sweetums, if you don't mind,"
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"Candice is trying to take my picture."
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"Oh, yeah? Is that a good camera there?"
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"Yeah. That's a terrific camera."
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"This is an 85-210 macro zoom lens with the finest Swiss optics."
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"This is a great camera. Oh."
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"Bleah!"
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"I don't know. I've tasted better."
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"Kermit, he ate my camera."
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"You're lucky. Last week he ate the guest."
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"It's cute. It's a cute show."
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"(singing in mock Swedish)"
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"In this bowl, behold my Swedish... (mock Swedish)"
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"...der speecy spicy chili juice."
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"Mmm."
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"Here are der speecy spicy."
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"(speaks mock Swedish)"
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"This here, the hotsie totsie."
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"Mm."
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"(speaks mock Swedish)"
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"This here der pepper saucen."
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"(speaking mock Swedish)"
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"Mmm. (smacks lips)"
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"Ooh!"
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"(speaking mock Swedish)"
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"More speecy spicy seesly chili juicely,"
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"with the hotsie totsie..."
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"(mock Swedish) ...it's der pepper saucen."
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"(laughs)"
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"(speaking mock Swedish)"
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"Mm-hmm. Mm? Mm!"
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"Mmm...."
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"(howls)"
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"(♪ "Look At That Face" by L Bricusse and A Newley)"
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"(French accent) ♪ Look at that face"
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"♪ Just look at it"
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"♪ Look at that fabulous face of yours"
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"♪ I knew first look I took at it"
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"♪ This was a face that the world adores"
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"♪ Look at those eyes"
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"♪ As wise and as deep as the sea"
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"♪ Look at that nose"
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"♪ It shows what a nose should be"
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