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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Candice Bergen (S01E01)

"It's The Muppet Show, with our special guest star"
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"(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)"
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"Hey, question."
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"♪ That's what I'm here to do"
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"and she's not just another pretty face."
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"Ms. Bergen said I should stand up for my rights."
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"Well, OK. OK, you can open the show, Piggy."
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"Never let it be said that the frog is a pig."
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"♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba- ba-ba-ba-ba-bom"
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"♪ I've become unreal"
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"♪ Only my last ♪ ...ba-ba-ba-bom..."
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"Cute. Cute bit. Ohh."
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"(♪ "Put Another Log on the Fire" by Tompall Glaser)"
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"♪ Cook me up some bacon and some beans"
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"♪ Now, don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?"
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"♪ Ain't I gonna take you fishing with me someday?"
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"♪ Well, a man can't love a woman more than that"
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"♪ And go out to the car and change the tire"
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"♪ So put another log on the fire, babe"
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"(♪ tea dance)"
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"What's the matter? Couldn't she afford a dog?"
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"(boing boing boing)"
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"Sure, babe. Course I would."
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"OK, uh... It's time once again, friends,"
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"And our subject tonight is, "Does travel broaden the mind?""
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"Charmed, I'm sure. Oh, brother."
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"Hmm. Hmm. Hmm."
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"OK, but let's get back to our subject,"
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"traveling is the most broadening experience possible."
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"Persia. I bought a rug there. Mm."
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"Yes, OK. Well, I think we're getting away from the subject,"
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"where I have ordered Marcello Mastroianni, and I've gotten it."
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"Rudolf Nureyev putting on his tights?"
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"I guess that does it for our panel."
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"♪ It's where you finish"
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"♪ It's not how you go, it's how you land"
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"How am I doing?"
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"♪ It's not where you start, it's where you finish"
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"♪ Can outrun the favorite all he needs is the guts"
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"Ten seconds... ♪ Your final return will not diminish"
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"Nearly."
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"Which one? Which side is the good side?"
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"♪ The way that it makes me happy"
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"Oh. Thank you."
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"Funny. I like it."
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"Open up your mouth. Aha."
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"And so Dr. Bob has found a patient"
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"Flow... Oh, are you Kermit the Frog?"
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"Flour for you."
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"Huh?"
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"Haa. Haa."
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"Aah!"
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"(♪ "Friends" by M Klingman and B Linhart)"
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"(clears throat) I'm here. It's me."
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"Because you have to have friends, you see, Gonzo."
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"♪ Yes, you've got to have friends"
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"♪ I had some friends but they're gone"
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"♪ The feeling's oh so strong"
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"Thanks, Fozzie. I had a terrific time."
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"You did that to the lady, the guest."
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"Miss Candice Bergen!"
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"Whoo!"
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"♪ It's time to play the music"
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"♪ It's time to light the lights"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup"
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"♪ It's time to dress up right"
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"♪ It's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"What has 1,000 legs but can't walk?"
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"500 pairs of pants. Ha-ha."
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"♪ To introduce our guest star"
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"♪ And it really makes me happy"
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"♪ To introduce to you"
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"Miss Candice Bergen! Whoo!"
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"♪ But now let's get things started"
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"♪ On the most sensational, inspirational"
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"♪ Celebrational, Muppetational"
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"♪ This is what we call"
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"♪ The Muppet Show ♪"
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"(ding)"
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"(applause)"
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"Thank you. Thank you, thank you."
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"Hey, boy, do we have a show for you tonight."
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"Our special guest star is the beautiful Miss Candice Bergen,"
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"Besides being an actress,"
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"she's a top photographer, a writer, a world traveler,"
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"what you'd call a well-rounded person."
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"You can say that again."
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"Whoo-whoo! Whoo-whoo! Listen, you clowns."
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"We're not gonna have any of those male chauvinist-pig jokes"
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"while Miss Bergen is out here."
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"(clears throat) I'm tired of any kind of pig joke."
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"Uh, Piggy, what are you doing out here?"
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"Oh, Kermit, dear, did you know"
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"that every time we have a beautiful girl on the show,"
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"you forget about me?"
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"Uh... Yeah, well, uh..."
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"We could have a seal act on the show, Piggy,"
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"and I might forget about you."
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"He tries so desperately to hide his love for me."
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"Yeah, but, uh..."
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"You promised I was gonna open the show this week, flipperface."
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"Piggy, my love, my life..."
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"Never mind that jazz! Listen, turkey."
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"Either I open the show or Ms. Bergen and I walk."
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"You get to open the show."
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"Oh, what a surprise! Thank you, my love."
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"Mwah! Kissy-kissy."
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"So, ladies and gentlemen, the lovely Ms. Piggy"
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"and her rendition of "What Now My Love?""
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"(♪ "What Now My Love?" by G Bécaud)"
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"♪ Bom, ba-ba-ba-bom, ba-ba-ba-bom"
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"♪ Ba-ba-ba-bom, ba-ba-ba-bom..."
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"♪ What now, my love"
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"♪ Now that you left me?"
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"♪ How can I live"
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"♪ Through another day?"
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"♪ Watching my dreams"
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"♪ Turning to ashes"
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"♪ And my hopes"
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