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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Candice Bergen (S01E01)

"♪ Into bits of clay"
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"♪ Once I could see ♪ Bom, ba-ba-ba-bom, ba-ba-ba-bom..."
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"♪ Once I could feel"
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"♪ Now I am numb"
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"♪ I walk the night ♪ ...ba-ba-ba-bom..."
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"♪ Without a goal ♪ ...ba-ba-ba-bom..."
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"♪ Stripped of my heart"
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"♪ My soul ♪ ...ba-ba-ba-bom..."
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"♪ What now, my love?"
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"♪ Now there is nothing"
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"♪ Goodbye"
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"♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba- ba-ba-ba-ba-bom"
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"♪ Ba-ba-ba-bom, ba-ba-ba-bah"
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"♪ Ne-ne-ne-ne-ne- ne-ne-ne-neh ♪"
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"(moans)"
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"Thanks, Piggy. You never sounded better."
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"OK, so I lie a little."
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"Wire for Kermit the Frog."
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"Wire for Kermit the Frog."
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"Oh, are you Kermit the Frog?"
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"Of course I am."
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"Wire for you."
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"Haaa!"
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"Haaa! Oh, I love a good running gag."
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"sitting by the fire whittling and fiddling" song"
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"called "Put Another Log on the Fire.""
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"Here now is that song,"
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"and here, too, is tonight's very special guest star"
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"Miss Candice Bergen."
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"♪ Put another log on the fire"
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"♪ And go out to the car and change the tire"
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"♪ Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans"
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"♪ Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe"
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"♪ And then go fetch my slippers"
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"♪ And boil me up another pot of tea"
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"♪ Then put another log on the fire, babe"
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"♪ Come on, tell me why you're leaving me"
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"♪ Don't I warn you when you're getting fat?"
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"♪ And ain't I always nice to your kid sister?"
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"♪ Don't I take her driving every night?"
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"♪ So sit here at my feet"
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"♪ 'Cause I like you when you're sweet"
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"♪ And you know it ain't feminine to fight"
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"♪ So put another log on the fire"
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"♪ Cook me up some bacon and some beans"
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"♪ Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans"
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"♪ Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe"
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"♪ And then go fetch my slippers"
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"♪ And boil me up another pot of tea"
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"♪ And come and tell me why you're leaving me ♪"
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"Yeehah!"
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"(whooping and hollering)"
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"Letter for Kermit the Frog."
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"Letter for Kermit the Frog. Letter for Ker..."
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"Oh, are you Kermit the Frog?"
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"(sighs) You know I am, Fozzie."
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"Letter for you."
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"Haaa-haa. A letter. Haa."
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"Funny. Funny."
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"Haaa."
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"Someday I'm gonna get him."
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"I don't know how, but I'm going to get him."
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"It's not a bad joke, though."
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"Letter for Scooter the gofer. Letter for Scooter the gofer."
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"What's that? Are you Scooter the gofer?"
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"Well, you know I am, chief. There's a letter on the desk here for you."
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"Sorry, I'll have to read it later."
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"I'm really busy getting stuff for Miss Bergen. See ya."
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"Haaa! Haaa! Haaa!"
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"Funny!"
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"Hey, when I went to school, I was the teacher's pet."
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"Ohh!"
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"If the queen of England was free tomorrow night,"
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"would you take her to dinner?"
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"Well, she can't make it, so how about me?"
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"You know, you dance like Rogers."
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"Oh, Ginger Rogers? No, Roy Rogers."
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"Hey, Mildred, would you mind if I popped the question?"
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"Oh, of course not, George."
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"Thanks."
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"(laughs)"
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"Oh, shut up."
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"It's very nice to have you with us on the panel, Clara."
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"time once again to raise the intellectual level of our program."
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"Our panel tonight consists of Mildred Hockstadder, MA, BA, DA and D-U-M-B."
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"Miss Piggy, noted chan-teusy and black belt holder."
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"Mm-hmm. Kissy-kissy. Ugh!"
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"Sam the Eagle, our resident grouch."
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"Let's move it along, Frog."
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"OK. And our special guest panelist"
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"Miss Clara Cartwell, well-known travel agent"
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"and author of the best-selling book Europe on $5,000 a Day."
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"No, no, no. It's called Europe on $50 a Day."
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"The book itself, however, costs $5,000."
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"And probably well worth it, too. Oh, yes. Yes."
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"Yes. Pictures and everything, I bet. Oh, yes. The works."
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"which is "Does travel broaden the mind?""
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"Miss Cartwell."
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"Well, as I write in my new book"
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"Nowhere on Nothing a Day,"
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"Well, Piggy here hasn't traveled at all,"
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"and she's broader than any of us."
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"Watch it, needle-neck,"
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"or you won't be on the panel, you'll be under it!"
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"OK. Ladies, please control yourselves."
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"Carla, let me apologize for those weirdos."
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"I myself am a world traveler."
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"Is that right? Where have you been?"
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"Well, I'm glad you're not wearing it."
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"I like bald eagles."
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"No, uh... Oh, dear."
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"Not that kind of rug."
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"which was "Does travel broaden the mind?""
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"Ah. Well, absolutely no doubt about it."
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"For example, I had a friend who never went anywhere,"
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"lived in the same town for over 30 years."
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"She was so unsophisticated,"
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"she thought Marcello Mastroianni was an Italian soup."
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"To laugh is to live!"
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"You mean it isn't an Italian soup?"
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