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Clips from Annie Hall (1977)

"There's an old joke."
Annie Hall (1977)
"One says, "The food at this place is really terrible.""
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"The other says, "I know, and such small portions.""
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"That's essentially how I feel about life:"
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"Full of loneliness, misery, suffering and unhappiness..."
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"and it's all over much too quickly."
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"The other important joke for me..."
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"is one usually attributed to Groucho Marx..."
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"but it appears originally in Freud's Wit and lts Relation to the Unconscious."
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"It goes like this, I'm paraphrasing:"
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"I never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member."
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"That's the key joke of my adult life in terms of my relationships with women."
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"because I turned 40, and I guess I'm going through a life crisis."
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"I'm not worried about aging. I'm not one of those characters."
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"But I'm balding slightly on top. That's about the worst you can say about me."
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"I think I'm going to get better as I get older."
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"as opposed to the distinguished gray."
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"Unless I'm neither of those two."
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"Unless I'm one of those guys with saliva dribbling out of his mouth..."
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"who wanders into a cafeteria with a shopping bag, screaming about socialism."
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"Annie and I broke up, and I still can't get my mind around that."
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"I keep sifting the pieces of the relationship through my mind..."
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"examining my life and trying to figure out where did the screwup come."
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"A year ago we were in love."
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"I was a reasonably happy kid."
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"I was brought up in Brooklyn during World War II."
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"Tell Dr. Flicker. It's something he read."
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"Something he read, huh?"
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"- The universe is expanding. - The universe is expanding?"
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"someday it will break apart, and that will be the end of everything."
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"- What's the point? - What's the universe got to do with it?"
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"We've got to try and enjoy ourselves while we're here! Huh?"
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"My analyst says I exaggerate my childhood memories..."
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"but I swear I was brought up underneath the roller coaster..."
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"in the Coney Island section of Brooklyn."
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"Maybe that accounts for my personality, which is a little nervous."
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"I have a hyperactive imagination. My mind tends to jump around a little."
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"I have some trouble between fantasy and reality."
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"There he is, and there I am."
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"I used to get my aggression out through those cars."
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"We had a saying, "Those who can't do, teach..."
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"and those who can't teach, teach gym.""
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"I must say, I always thought my schoolmates were idiots."
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"Melvyn Greenglass and his fat little face."
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"And Ivan Ackerman, always the wrong answer. Always!"
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"Seven and three is nine."
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"Even then I knew they were just jerks."
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"In 1942 I had already discovered women."
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"He kissed me!"
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"That's the second time this month! Step up here."
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"- What did I do? - Step up here."
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"- What did I do? - You should be ashamed of yourself."
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"Why? I was just expressing a healthy sexual curiosity."
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"Six-year-old boys don't have girls on their minds."
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"I never had a latency period. I can't help it."
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"Why couldn't you have been more like Donald?"
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"There was a model boy."
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"Tell the folks where you are today, Donald."
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"I run a profitable dress company."
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"Sometimes I wonder where my classmates are today."
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"I'm president of the Pinkus Plumbing Company."
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"I sell talliths."
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"I'm into leather."
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"I lost track of most of my old schoolmates, but I wound up a comedian."
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"They did not take me in the army."
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"In the event of war, I'm a hostage."
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"You always only saw the worst in people."
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"Even when you got famous, you still distrusted the world."
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"I distinctly heard it. He muttered under his breath, "Jew.""
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"- You're crazy. - No, I'm not."
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"We were walking off the tennis court. He was there and me and his wife."
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"He looked her, then they both looked at me..."
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"and under his breath he said, "Jew.""
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"You're a total paranoid."
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"How am I a paranoid? I pick up on those kind of things."
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"I was having lunch with guys from NBC, so I said, "Did you eat yet?""
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"Tom Christie said, "No. Jew?" Not "Did you?""
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"- Max... - Stop calling me Max."
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"Why? It's a good name for you. Max, you see conspiracies in everything."
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"There's this tall, blond crew-cutted guy and he's looking at me in a funny way."
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"Wagner, Max. I know what he's trying to tell me."
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"Very significantly, Wagner."
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"Right, Max. California, Max."
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"- Get the hell out of this crazy city. - Forget it."
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"We move to sunny L.A. All of show business is out there."
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"You keep bringing it up, but I don't want to live in a city..."
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"where the only cultural advantage is you can make a right turn on a red light."
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"I'm meeting her in front of the Beekman. I have a few minutes left, right?"
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"You wouldn't know it. It doesn't matter."
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"You're on Johnny Carson, right?"
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"Once in a while."
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"- I'm Robert Redford. - Come on!"
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"Alvy Singer. Thanks very much for everything."
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"- Give me a break. - This guy's on television."
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"I need the large polo mallet."
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"- Who's on television? - This guy, on the Johnny Carson Show."
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"- Is this a meeting of the teamsters? - What program?"
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"- Can I have your autograph? - You don't want my autograph."
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"I do! It's for my girlfriend."
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"Make it out to Ralph."
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"- Your girlfriend's name is Ralph? - It's for my brother."
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"You're really Alvy Singer, the TV star?"
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"- Alvy Singer over here! - It's all right, fellas."
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"Jesus, what did you do? Come by way of the Panama Canal?"
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"- I'm in a bad mood. - I'm here with the Godfather cast."
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"- Learn to deal with it. - I'm dealing with two guys named Cheech."
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"Please, I have a headache."
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"You are in a bad mood. You must be getting your period."
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"I'm not getting my period! Jesus!"
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"That's it. Forget it. I can't go in."
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"- Two minutes. - We've blown it already."
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"I can't go in, in the middle."
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"- Two hours? No. I'm going in. - Go ahead. Good-bye."
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"Can we not argue in front of everybody? I get embarrassed."
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"- All right. So what do you want to do? - I don't know. Go to another movie?"
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"- Let's see The Sorrow and the Pity. - We've seen it."
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"I'm not in the mood to see a four hour documentary on Nazis."
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"I'm sorry."
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"That's a polite word for what you are."
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"We saw the Fellini film last Tuesday. It is not one of his best."
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