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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S01E01)

"It's illegal, Ray."
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"Think of the lakefront property owners. Or the children who swim in the lake."
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"I didn't feel like walking to the house."
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"- What are you doing out watching me? - I am not watching you."
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"I get up early every morning to exercise on my treadmill, Ray."
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"She's 16. Now, we can't force them to do what they don't want to do."
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"- Don't be so pissy, Ray. - Fine. Just give me my wallet back."
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"- Sorry. - Oh, my God."
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"Would you like some valerian tea? Because it will calm you down."
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"We just assumed. And we... We shouldn't have assumed."
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"It's a small mystery and I will get to the bottom of it."
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"If only this anonymous caller had a shred of proof..."
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"...you might have a case."
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"This neighborhood isn't zoned for temporary structures."
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"If you've got an itch, you know where to scratch."
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"...but I'm not sure if you got my other messages."
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"The whole greater area?"
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"...at some point today."
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"Has his ID. I hope you call me back soon, Lenore..."
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"I mean, I lose stuff all the time, and I don't care."
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"Hey."
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"I didn't mean to imply that..."
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"I don't know how things got so complicated."
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"Okay. That's cool."
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"We don't do free samples."
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"...that it would be "pay what you will.""
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"Then I'll pay zero. That's what I will."
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"Congratulations, Happiness Consultant."
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"You have great potential for this."
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"Maybe I got, like, a God-given talent, huh?"
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"So..."
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"Mom, they're helpless animals."
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"Screw the kids."
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"You see there? That's the Tanya I admire."
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"The Tanya I see glimmers of in class."
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"- What? - You're assertive, clear, very focused."
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"A grand slam."
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"To tell you the truth, I've been a little distracted lately..."
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"You've got this little piece of gold, but you're afraid of it."
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"Any man in his right mind would die to have dinner with you."
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"...and encourage you to remove the obstacles..."
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"...and follow your dreams."
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"- Sorry. - How can I help and encourage you?"
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"What's stopping you from opening a bakery tomorrow?"
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"- The dropout? - Yeah."
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"- He did drop out. - Yeah, I think that says it all, Tanya."
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"You're not."
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"Oh, don't be silly."
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"It is not in my DNA to just wave goodbye to a stunning woman after a meal."
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"- Ray, you remember Floyd. - Hi, Floyd."
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"And actually, I made a New Year's resolution..."
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"Somebody put $400 on my credit cards."
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"Now I'm over the limit."
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"And I gotta say, it's either Lenore..."
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"...or it's you."
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"I messed up, okay? She paid zero."
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"I put it there. I lied."
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"Ray, that sounds misogynistic."
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"But Lenore is a control-freak, hickey-sucking pain in my ass."
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"Let's just face facts here, okay, Tanya?"
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"You..."
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"I can't start with no pay, Ray."
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"You hear me? Up yours!"
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"I'm pissing in my lake!"
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"It's always great to walk with a friend."
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"- Do you forgive me? - Hey."
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"- Tanya, forget about it. - No, God."
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"God, what is wrong with me?"
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"- It could happen to anybody. - I know, but it happens to me."
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"Over and over."
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"My mother was right. I'm too desperate to be liked."
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"If it's any consolation..."
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"...I want you to know that I'd do better. If we ever worked together again..."
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"- Come on, Tanya, let's just drop it. - No, I'm not saying we would."
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"So is she, like, diseased or dying or something?"
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"She's old. It's mostly water."
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"She was a service dog, and now..."
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"Hi there."
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"He doesn't tell me."
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"But I doubt he would have..."
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"Whatever it is."
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"Ray, I tried to have a man-to-man discussion with you..."
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"Oh, I'm leaving. But not before I give you this."
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"This better not be dog excrement, Ray."
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"Cookies."
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"They're for you, Koontz. And you too, Mrs. Koontz."
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"...of three financially-comfortable women..."
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"I don't believe you."
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"Lenore came through, okay?"
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"... but no one has to know, all right?"
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"Anyway, how serious are you about quitting?"
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"Are you thinking about it?"
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"Are you urinating in the lake?"
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"Is there a problem?"
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"I've been pissing in this lake..."
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"...since before you even heard of Michigan."
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"I was freezing my nuts off."
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"I sincerely hope that you won't break the law again."
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"God."
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"I mean, Christ, you remember when we were 16."
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"Fine, I should be happy with one of my kids dating a guy named Hammer..."
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"...and the other listening to death music."
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"You've got too much time on your hands. Don't you get it?"
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"They don't need you, they don't need me. They think we're a pain."
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"Would you stop acting like their buddy? This is the danger zone, Ray."
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"- Try to think of our kids. - All I do is think of our kids."
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"You have no idea what I do for those kids."
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"Just be nice. Hi. Is Lenore in?"
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"Lenore who?"
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"Lenore."
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"Isn't this her house?"
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"- She doesn't even live here. - I'm sorry. It's the wrong address."
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"Sorry. Ray, just calm down."
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"There are 50 fricking Bernards in here. No Lenore Bernard."
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"There's L. Bernard. There's no-name Bernard."
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"Oh, you know what? I think that's her right now."
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"I had sex with her in that guy's living room."
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"- How are you this evening? - I'm good."
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"- You tell her we could have been arrested. - Shut..."
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"- Tanya? - I'm good."
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