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Clips from Please Like Me - Scroggin (S02E02)

"Not a baby."
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""You're a fuckin' baby.""
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"I'm really looking forward to the boat."
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"What do you reckon it'll say?"
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"I dunno. Could be anything."
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"No. Gosh, you've really kept your hopes up."
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"Well, it's just that I've never understood."
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"I just didn't know I was gay yet."
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"Well, what changed?"
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"I got older, you know? I got bored with girls."
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"Well, did you enjoy having sex with girls?"
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"Well, doesn't that make you bisexual then?"
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"No. That's a teenager."
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"Putting your penis anywhere when you're a teenager is fun."
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"Plus I tried to have sex with a watermelon."
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"I wasn't fussy."
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"so I hated myself so much"
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"Well, I guess that's..."
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"Hah."
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""Thanks for keeping me company."
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"- Yeah. - It's hardly closure, is it?"
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"We're not getting anything out of this."
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"- Okay, we need to get some water. - I forgot to fill my water bottle up."
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"I'm just afraid we might have forgotten something."
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"One, two, three, four."
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"Yeah."
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"I'll be fine."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"The good Lord knows it."
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"The good Lord knows it."
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"I left the bad behind. I'll be fi-i-i-ine, yeah."
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"Fi-i-i-ine, yeah."
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"Left the bad behind. I'll be fi-i-i-ine on mon's own."
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"Ma, Ma."
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"You don't..."
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"Don't feel like you need to fill out"
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"Sorry, just..."
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"Do you want me to take some of your stuff?"
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"I'm sorry, Shrek."
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"I was just trying to give you some quiet space."
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"What are you making?"
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"Macaroni and cheese,"
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"yes, please, macaroni and cheese."
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"Macaroni."
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"Do you remember you when you were a scout?"
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"Did you get your mac and cheese badge?"
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"I got my camp cooking badge, yes."
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"Were you ever touched?"
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"Pardon?"
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"By a scout master?"
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"Why?"
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"Just thought maybe you had"
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"but nobody ever asked you about it."
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"No. I was never touched."
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"Joshua, can you help your mother, please?"
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"Yup."
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"You know why I wanted to come on this hike, don't you?"
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"After Ginger killed herself,"
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"'cause that's depressing."
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"But it's a horrible idea for you to be home alone"
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"so, here we are, in a creek."
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"- Let's keep moving. - Yeah."
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"Stop it."
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"You're reading an erotic book?"
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"No."
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"How much have you read?"
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"What's it about?"
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"I don't know why she didn't tell me."
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"Okay."
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"I thought we were friends. I just don't know why she didn't tell me."
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"It's different."
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"- How? - I didn't plan it."
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"She planned it."
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"She left me a note."
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"Okay."
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"Well, maybe the note will tell you"
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"She didn't want to tell me because she knew I'd stop her."
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"Yeah, wouldn't you have stopped her?"
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"Yeah, so that makes sense."
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"You never really wanted to be stopped."
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"It was different."
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"All right then."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"It's okay to be angry if you want."
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"No, I don't want to be angry, okay?"
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"Morning!"
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"God."
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"How are you awake?"
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"It's an extra seven kilometers."
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"I don't mind."
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"- It's up to you. - No, I don't mind."
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"- Do you feel up to it? - Just tell me what you want, Josh."
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"- I want whatever you want. - Why can't you just tell me what you want"
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"instead of carrying on like everything you do to me is a big fat favor?"
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"No, let's not go to the bloody waterfall then."
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"Yeah. Fuck the waterfall."
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"- Not really. - Never?"
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"but all those times, they passed."
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"So how did they pass?"
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"Well, I dunno."
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"Maybe "Everybody Loves Raymond" came on."
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"Maybe someone offered me pancakes."
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"I love pancakes."
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"I'm sorry."
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"No, I don't think that's a big deal, is it?"
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"That's normal."
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"I can't remember."
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"Probably something very teen angsty."
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"What, like when you started dressing like Eminem?"
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"Yeah."
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"It said, "Some people think that we only use 10% of our brains"
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"but I think we only use 10% of our hearts.""
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"Of our hearts."
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"I was an insightful teenager."
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"Sorry, the beans."
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"Don't want to talk about it."
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"Not listening."
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"Like, I don't think I've ever heard you"
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