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Clips from Please Like Me - Scroggin (S02E02)

"No, you don't need to. There's meant to be a tank around here."
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"I'm sorry, Josh,"
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"I'm just a bit nervous about everything."
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"- That's all. - Nope."
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"May the momma get another buck."
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"all the quiet space, okay?"
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"There's only five days of quiet space, okay?"
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"try not to be the donkey to my Shrek, yeah?"
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"- All right. - Okay."
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"Ma?"
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"Hey, Ma."
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"Ma, do you need a rest?"
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"What a tease."
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"Mac is back with cheese."
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"Yes, please."
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"And I was never touched as a kid. People don't generally like touching me."
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"No, we're not going about Patrick."
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"Patrick! Patrick!"
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"What a prick! Patrick!"
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"You're a prick teaser."
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"Actually, that's pretty clever."
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"It's getting late."
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"- Like a shark. - Okay."
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"I have no idea."
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"I dunno. You didn't tell anyone when you did it."
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"Okay."
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"I haven't read it."
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"You know I'm sorry about when I tried?"
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"There's a side walk we can do today to a waterfall."
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"Are they all drugs?"
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"No wonder our packs are so heavy."
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"Do you want to go? It's a lot of walking."
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"- Whatever you want. - No, I don't mind either."
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"Alright, well, let's not go to the waterfall."
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"Yeah."
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"To want to kill yourself for an afternoon?"
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"As long as you don't actually try."
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"What did your note say?"
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"You must remember what it said."
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"Okay, fine."
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"I don't really want to reflect on"
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"Lucky we're not sharing the same sleeping bag."
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"So you never have opinions on anything."
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"have an opinion on anything."
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"Yeah, okay. Yeah, I can do that."
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"What about..."
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"Well, I don't believe in God, but,"
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"You're allowed to bother him."
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"Just, mostly I'm just surprised that God couldn't come up"
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"with a better plan than AIDS, you know?"
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"but, you know, God is clumsy like that."
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"He's notoriously clumsy."
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"It's just that one guy."
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"Was he?"
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"who drank wine and"
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"washed their feet."
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"Washing feet?"
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"Let's swim, Josh."
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"You just go in your clothes. It'll clean them."
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"Nah. No, that is freezing."
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"Come on, it'll be fun."
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"You are giving me the shits."
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"Yesterday I was getting in trouble"
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"I don't want to do a thing, you know?"
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"I know how to lie about it."
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"It really warmed up, Joshie."
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"Good. Good."
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"I'm gonna go to the other side, okay?"
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"- It swam away. - Okay."
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"No, no, it's in the water."
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"Eugh! Freaky."
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"I get in there, it's just gonna make a... double-size target."
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"like, scared of people so if we just make some noise,"
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"you'll, like, scare it, it'll piss off."
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"You need to, like, on the ground,"
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"Okay, fine, I'll come in and scare the snake."
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"Oy, snake!"
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"- Come in. - No, I'm too scared."
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"Don't you swear at me, Joshie."
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"Snake, get outta here, snake!"
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"Okay, what are you... keep going."
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"C'mon."
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"You're my hero, you know that?"
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"Yeah."
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"- Am I your hero. - Sure. Why not?"
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"and then I don't get angry"
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"the same way you wouldn't get angry"
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"No."
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"I mean, like, sure, sometimes, I got angry,"
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"Really?"
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"Yeah, of course."
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"It's very hard for you to get out of bed"
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"then you're never gonna get better."
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"Sure. Just don't do it again, right?"
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"Do you want some chili?"
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"Where did you get that?"
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"He's such a nice boy."
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"It makes me cough and it makes me scared."
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"Don't be such a pussy."
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"I just-I'm worried we'll eat all the food, Mom."
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"I thought ahead."
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"Jesus fuckin' Christ, Joshua."
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"Now-ish."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, I was so happy. My tummy felt so nice."
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"Sun was shining, you know, like, flowers were doing,"
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"like, flowery-type stuff."
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"Bluebirds were giving each other hand jobs."
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"I don't get that."
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"What?"
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"It was a joke."
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"I don't get your jokes, Josh."
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"You know, I can sort of see it"
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"What?"
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"when you feel self-conscious, that's all."
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"Still, you're always questioning things"
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"What'd you do?"
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"No. No, I'm not telling you."
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"No. I'm just not gonna talk about it."
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