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Clips from The Detour - The Mule (S02E02)

"Just...'cause."
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"Mm, that's not an answer."
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"I know, but... you just can't."
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"You know we're not enemies anymore with them."
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"Mate."
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"Mate, she's winding you up."
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"So you are going fishing?"
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"Yeah, definitely."
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"Yeah, we're gonna go out and, uh,"
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"check out all the, uh, the reefs."
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"Oh, cool. Which ones?"
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"Oh, all of them."
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"You know, the best ones."
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"Oh, you got to check out Dry Tortugas."
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"Oh, definitely."
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"Maybe even check out Wet Tortugas."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"We're quite the fishing duo, us two."
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"Pick us up some stripers out there."
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"Oh, you're not gonna find any stripers."
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"No, not this time of year. No. No."
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"But, uh, codfish, yes."
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"- No. - No."
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"- No. - No, not bass."
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"What I meant to say... pickerel."
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"- No. - No, definitely."
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"But, uh, anchovies, they're fighters."
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"Yeah. Funny thing about fish."
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"So, you're definitely not going to Cuba, right?"
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"Oh, Cuba? No, mate."
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"Line up in the streets for butt wipes,"
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"like a bunch of commies?"
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"Yeah, uh, that's a little racist."
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"Ah, mate, I'm an Aussie."
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"It's not racist. It's honest."
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"Well, you're in Florida now,"
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, yeah, forgot."
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"Got a little beach brain."
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"- Mm. - Yeah."
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"Brain on the barbie."
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"We're also home to bath salts."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, unfortunate."
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"Got things to do."
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"You said you grew up on a boat?"
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"Oh, geez!"
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"Yeah, but down under."
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"You know, we tied the knots on the opposite side."
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"You're on the starboard side."
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"Ah, not in Australia, mate."
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"Night is day, I'm you, you're me."
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"Love is easy, hate is hard, and such."
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"- Let me do it. - Yes."
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"This one, she's good with the knots."
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""Knotty," I suppose."
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"Puns are big in Aussie land."
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"Hey, mate, where's the gas pedal?"
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"Hey! Come here!"
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"Oh, oh! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!"
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"Oh, shit!"
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"That guy's got shit for brains."
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"All right, you're gonna take a..."
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"You're going to go left at the island"
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"that, uh, looks like a horse."
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"It's not gonna look like a horse at this angle!"
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"Is there a speed limit for boats?"
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"No."
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"This is awesome!"
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"Yeah, I mean, it's just a boat."
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"I know, but I feel like I'm a boat guy,"
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"so that's extra-cool for me."
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"Really? 'Cause you just crashed this into a dock."
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"Yeah, but I got the hang of it now."
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"We should get a boat."
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"We should get our kids."
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"We... Would you give me five seconds of fun"
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"without making me feel like an asshole?"
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"- Sorry! - Thank you."
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"- God. - It's cool."
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"Speak English, please."
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"That's fine, 'cause your English accent"
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"gives me the giggles."
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"What do you think that's all about?"
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"I don't know... secret business stuff?"
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"I'm sorry. Guar... Guarantee what?"
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"Shipment."
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"So... Sorry. What?"
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"You know what I said."
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"Don't worry about it."
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"Importing is sort of my specialty."
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"He can sodomize it, for all I care."
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"Get it?"
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"Saddam-ize it?"
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"This leads to concern about the completion of the trophy."
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"The mule must bring the ass."
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"What is that, one of those "Confucius say" things?"
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"I speak English very well."
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"You're such a dick."
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"Sheep-ment."
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""Can you guarantee my sheep-ment?""
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"You bet."
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"It's what it's called."
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"Well, for idiots, maybe, but..."
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"Doesn't look how I imagined it."
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"This is a fishing village like 20 miles up the coast."
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"I got to put this down for a sec."
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"God."
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"What'd you say?"
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"Ah, that's wasted on me, man. I don't speak a word of Spanish."
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"I'm actually kind of embarrassed by it."
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"How do you say "embarrassed" in Spanish?"
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"You speak Chinese, but you don't speak Spanish?"
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"It's a really easy language."
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"You add an "a" or an "o" to the end of every word."
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"Oui, yeah."
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"She speaks like a million languages."
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"It's me. Me embarrassado."
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"Yes, very."
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"Muy embarrassado. Like, all over, man."
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