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Clips from The Detour - The Mule (S02E02)

"So, you don't talk to each other for years, you reconnect,"
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"They do."
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"You mean Mom and Dad?"
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"has literally shot people in the face for a whole lot less."
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"- Ohhh! - Yeah."
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"Oh, you know what we're gonna get is, uh, uh, bass."
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"home of political correctness and rational thought."
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"Hey, I get that."
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"- You done? - All done. Just about."
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"Starboard side."
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"Your Cantonese accent offends me."
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"You can guarantee shipment to my client's ranch in Wyoming?"
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"My client would like to be able to do certain things to it."
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"The last piece is on its way right now."
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"No. That's what needs to happen."
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"Ahh, Cooba."
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"Don't... Don't call it that."
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"- Where's all the old-timey cars? - Yeah, that's Havana."
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"I don't speak Spanish."
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"Yeah, I'm... I'm embarrassedo."
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"Embarrassedo."
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"- What? - No, not her."
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"Not when it makes you look like a douche!"
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"I'll... I say 4."
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"Oh, shit!"
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"Old-timey cars! Yes!"
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"So, uh..."
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"We can't just take it ourselves. It doesn't belong to us."
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"They just rent it out from the government."
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"- You can't pull them off. - That looks cool."
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"- We should stop and get a drink. - Oh, you want to go..."
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"Ah, shit!"
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"- I got to reverse. - Yeah, go back."
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"Oh, no! No!"
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"Okay."
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"Careful, man! I'm sorry!"
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"Oh, my God, it's..."
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"Not gonna make it."
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"- I'm going over. - No, babe."
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"Whoo! Boom!"
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"You okay? You okay to keep going?"
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"Do you hear that hissing?"
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"- You don't hear that? - I don't hear..."
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"He looks pissed."
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"Yeah, 'cause we're in his field, probably."
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"Well, yeah, but we're lost."
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"Oh, babe!"
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"Look what you did!!"
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"You... are... a monster."
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"Oh..."
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"I feel like we've been here before."
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"No, I was raised by an insufferable alcoholic twat."
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"Okay, shh, shh, shh."
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"Hey-o."
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"It's doing the trick."
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"Your father has racked up quite the rap sheet..."
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"customs violations, tax evasion,"
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"war profiteering."
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"It's a pretty long list."
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"then all of a sudden, you're driving down to Florida"
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"to "get your kids back"?"
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"You can see how, from our position,"
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"that would seem a little suspicious."
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"We weren't going to Florida."
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"Well, where were you going?"
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"Cooba."
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"Don't call it that."
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"What? That's how you pronounce it."
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"They call it that."
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"They do."
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"Ah, Cooba."
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"Te amo."
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"Tell me about it."
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"Like, the actual bed Napoleon slept in."
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"- How was it? - Historic."
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"My feet hung off the edge, but still, pretty awesome."
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"Oh, gracias, Carlita."
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"De nada, Señor Jareb."
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"Uh, uno más, por favor."
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"¿Ah. Habla Español?"
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"Uh, sí. Uh, poquito."
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"Bueno. Bueno."
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"Sí. Uh, más lobster."
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"Thank you."
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"Yeah, something's got to give."
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"Nothing good ever lasts for us."
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"Yeah, they're coming,"
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"and you know they will ruin it."
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"That's fine. I miss them anyway."
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"Yeah, me too."
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"Where are they?"
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"God, who boats to Cuba? It's the other way around!"
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"Yeah, I know, but it's 90 miles,"
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"and with the right boat, we can be there in an hour."
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"Here it is... Australia."
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"Wait, you're using a fake I.D.?"
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"I'm not gonna rent a boat with a real I.D."
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"Oh, no. No, no. It's illegal, mate."
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"Come on, plea... No, don't do the accent."
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"- Please just don't... - It's all part of the part."
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"- Don't do it. - You got to do the accent."
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"You don't have to do it."
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"Do they still have it?"
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"Still can't figure out why they didn't fly."
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"It's a long-ass drive."
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"I want to impress upon you the importance"
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"of getting the ass here on time."
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"The man we're dealing with"
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"What ya fishing for?"
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"Uh, does it matter?"
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"Of course it matters."
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"The Spanish are hitting bare hooks."
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"They're running, man. They're running hard."
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"We're not... we're not fishing."
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"Well, then, what do you need a fishing boat for?"
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"Uh, we're going to Cuba."
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"Oh."
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"No."
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"I can't let you do that."
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"Why not?"
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