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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Goes Roller Skating! (S02E02)

"Yours truly."
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"putting lights outdoors and trees indoors."
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"special friendships and new adventures"
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"and giving a final Later, gator"
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"Yester... urp."
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"Oh, I can't kiss you. I'm married."
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"I'm gonna kill you."
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"There aren't actually any slides in here."
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"Hated it."
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"He was my first crush."
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"It's just, I waited 15 years to get my life back,"
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"I know, dear, you want it all right now:"
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"the career, the husband,"
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"Yes, but only frontways."
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"That's gonna be, uh..."
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"Watch out. I pooped over there."
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"Barely."
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"take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
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"And Mrs. Wilkerson claims that you abandoned her"
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"You're just gonna run away from her again?"
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"What, dear?"
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"Oh, isn't that wonderful?"
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"as they begin this second and final part of their lives,"
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"Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Wilkerson!"
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"I'm..."
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"Titus Andromedon."
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"What if I go talk to Vonda?"
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"Anthony Black Elk,"
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"who's going away to Dartmouth College in a few days."
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"I don't think that's right."
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"Addict."
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"Whatever, Mom."
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"There's a raccoon living in it."
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"Thank you."
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"Look, the reason I called"
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"You're like a cartoon person."
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"I know we did."
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"You're the new me."
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"My college football scholarship."
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"My cousin who got handsomer than me... Stupid Darius."
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"The bad news is, Instagram canceled my account"
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"due to lack of interest."
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"in 2008, Ronald Wilkerson was declared legally dead..."
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"However,"
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"I was inspired by Mary Hart"
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"- What? - What?"
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"Boom, bitch!"
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"Bye!"
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"what he did to Vonda?"
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"to get out of sex?"
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"Let's go life."
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"You look well."
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"How is your wife?"
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"so I started watching a lot of..."
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"My God."
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"for seven hours after I set off the silverfish bomb."
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"Well, perfect."
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"♪ Boogie oogie, oogie, oogie ♪"
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"Your eyes look so pretty in the disco lights."
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"Dong is married."
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"or tracing something and saying you drew it."
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"We have a wonderful thing here in New York"
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"people say, I'll never cheat on my wife,"
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"Who am I hurting?"
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"Okay, bye. Have a nice life."
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"I can't believe you lied to me."
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"If I knew, it wouldn't have happened twice."
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"If that's the way you feel."
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"- Oh. - An ihanbla gmunka."
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"Nothing I ever do is good enough for this family."
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"No."
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"♪ Divorced, dead, and having some fun ♪"
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"♪ Pizza party for one ♪"
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"I don't have pizza."
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"And what's just... ehh?"
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"especially the parts I can't reach with moisturizer."
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"Leave us alone, lassie!"
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"I was scared to face her."
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"See?"
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"I knew it."
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"How do I know you won't just pack up and run away from me?"
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"where everyone's moral relatives."
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"Just order a deep-dish ham/clam,"
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"I found them."
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"who doesn't just do whatevs whenevs?"
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"Just use your contacts."
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"Your connections are back in Manhattan."
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"In Manhattan..."
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"- Connections. - Back in Manhattan."
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"Lacrosse is our thing."
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"Also, the cartoon Anastasia is about me."
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"Of course. Sonja."
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"- What are you... - Listen."
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"Why do I know about that?"
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"Here's the thing:"
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"Dead silverfish."
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"All I want is not to be deported. That's it."
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"Last night was a mistake."
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"I got caught up in it."
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"Titus, what are you doing?"
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"I've lost my job, my boyfriend,"
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"Fine. Go ahead."
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"You can't escape, Titus!"
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"We run late on purpose"
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"and I should've never abandoned you that way."
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"And now, I'd like to pay you back"
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Karen."
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"♪ Have you been hearin' the stories? ♪"
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"♪ They're goin' around ♪"
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"♪ Ain't no one gonna tear us apart ♪"
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"♪ He could promise the moon ♪"
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"♪ He could promise the world ♪"
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"♪ There you were ♪"
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"♪ I knew from the start ♪"
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