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Clips from King of the Hill - Joust Like a Woman (S06E06)

"I got a lead on a new client so big..."
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"-The Renaissance Faire's in town. -""Hear ye! Hear ye! """
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"Last year I would have said, ""Hell, no! """
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"But it's a new normal, Hank."
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"Hank Hill, Assistant Manager, Strickland Propane."
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"Look, the Alamo Beer guy was cool about it."
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"-Prithee, join me. -Just drive the cart."
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"King Philip, my liege, I bring a merchant who wishes to display his wares."
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"So you are keeper of the flame."
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"I tell ye what."
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"Honest to God, he did it just like this. It was crazy."
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"If I can close this deal, I can get us that second sink in the bathroom."
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"Just don't leave your hair in it. That's the only payment I need."
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"I'm putting you in charge of the spending money."
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"It says right here, ""one dollar discount with period costume."""
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"And your British accent is really, really close."
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"Peggy, I'm gonna ""away"" with King Motzinger."
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"Some people think the ""E"" stands for ""Even-Burning,"" but it doesn't."
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"-So do we have your business? -Hey, dude, it's the king."
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"That is so gay."
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"This is mead! I said grog!"
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"You're fortunate. Yours seems sturdy."
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"""lf you have a problem, tell us what it is..."
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"-King Philip, sir? -How now, gas man?"
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"I've got just the hole for this peg."
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"Okay, Phil. Where do I start?"
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"Highest?"
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"I am sweating like a horse here."
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"I was punished for my sloth and impertinence."
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"Why are you talking like that?"
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"We now move on to some more comely beasts of burden, the wenches."
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"A very important job, for castles were oft drafty and--"
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"-Peggy, hold thine tongue! -Oh, oh, oh, right, right, right."
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"-Witch! Witch! -Witch!"
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"She's a witch!"
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"See Brandon over there? He started here a year ago."
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"As the highest-ranking wench, maybe I should talk to the king."
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"It is time we rewrote history."
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"Why don't you drop the act and you explain to me..."
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"You are but a woman, and I have given you enough of my time!"
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"God dangit! That's my third pair of these goddang tights today."
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"If King Philip isn't ready for the Age of Reason..."
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"and she needs a prom dress. And it has to be the one from the magazine..."
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"What a fine day for a Faire it is!"
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"Come on, throw!"
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"I'll go back to beating the rug now."
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"if I can expect the same impertinence from your husband's propanery..."
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"that I have come to expect from you."
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"No, no. It's okay, Hank. I'm not here."
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"You take off that crown! I'm kicking your ass!"
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"then you and your gas will be banished from the kingdom."
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"Fine! You are in for the joust of your life, mister!"
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"from altering the course of history."
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"and who wants that? Besides you."
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"No chump in a velvet costume is ever kicking my ass."
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"Yes, I do."
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"And towards the end there, they were throwing potatoes."
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"My mouth."
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"What do you think gonna happen after the joust?"
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"Unlike in today's gynocracy."
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"Bobby's too young, Ladybird's too old, I already own a wife..."
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"Don't worry, Peggy. I'll take care of you."
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"Now, if he bucks you, make sure to cover your neck and your testicles."
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"Tell me, peasant..."
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"and the propane account in one mighty thrust of my lance?"
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"And ye shall savor it..."
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"[Horse neighing]"
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"Huh?"
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"Help me to my feet, you gaggle of magpies!"
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"-What hand you me? -It's a lawsuit, honey."
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"""Texas Workforce Commission""?"
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"Well, I just wish I'd been born 500 years ago."
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"I gotta say, I really appreciate your business."
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"Forget him, Hank. He's chump change."
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"it'll put all my bastard sons through college."
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"With all due respect, sir..."
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"do we really want propane mixed up in this sort of thing?"
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"You want a Christmas bonus this year..."
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"you sell them leotards every gallon you can!"
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"Who goes there?"
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"I'm here to talk to a Philip Motzinger."
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"You mean King Philip."
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"But begging your pardon..."
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"Why don't you cut the goofy talk and just open the gate?"
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"There was a lover aid his lass"
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"Hank Hill, Strickland Propane."
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"Assistant keeper of the flame."
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"We require 1,000 stone a week of your magic gas."
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"A stone is, in your native tongue, a gallon."
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"Men in the Renaissance period often shook wrist to wrist to check for daggers..."
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"and because they did not use toilet paper."
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"I've never seen anything like it."
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"That part was asinine. But, boy!"
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"They got a dragon that burns 1,000 gallons of propane a week."
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"No more bumping heads when we brush."
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"That would be paradise. But.... But wait."
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"We agreed I am saving up for the sink with my notary fees."
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"-Well, that should cover the sales tax. -But I'm--"
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"Okay, Luanne, since you're older..."
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"Spend it any way you want with three rules."
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"Oh, and no bells. Have fun."
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"Ergo, this is a period costume! Period!"
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"Good morrow, all."
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"Hey, there, sire."
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"I'd like you to meet my lady, Lady Peggy."
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"Well, nice to meet you, Phil."
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"Now, I'm not a Renaissance expert, but I did substitute-teach Chapter 6 in..."
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"and let me tell you, you have kept your historical inaccuracies to a minimum."
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"What inaccuracies dost thy mean?"
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"I think you meant ""dost thou mean."""
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"Well, now that you've met my wife, maybe I should meet your propane needs."
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"We should not discuss matters of trade in the presence of the fairer sex."
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"Why don't you away...away."
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"And the ""E"" stands for ""Economical."""
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"We wage war on France on the morrow!"
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"Prince Thatherton of Thatherton Fuels..."
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"was here last eve pledging on his honor to undersell you by 10%%."
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"The difference between Strickland Propane and Thatherton Fuels..."
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"besides Thatherton's lack of focus, is service."
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"I do demand proper service."
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