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Clips from Community (2009) - Accounting for Lawyers (S02E02)

"Gonna go hang myself in my closet. I'm coming with."
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"What has this place done to you? You have no idea."
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"Now you have some idea."
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"So?"
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"- We have seven. - Oh, do you?"
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"He's a bad influence. You saw it?"
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"That's serious. Call me."
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"Come here. Mistrial."
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"God, I miss talking about this stuff. You should visit the office."
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"cheats on his LSATs and cons his way into a firm?"
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"Okay, you've gone from precious to annoying."
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"- I've lost a lot of weight... - Annie."
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"You may have heard it. I may have thought it. It may be true."
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"And as a reward for your restraint, I got a little something for you."
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"Well, he sure is a fan of yours."
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"Alan, did you invite me here with an ulterior motive?"
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"I'll tell you what, Jeff. You're the best liar I ever employed."
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"Guys, guys. I actually have a civil case against that bitch that stole my husband."
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"Hey, hey. I have an idea."
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"My body hurts."
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"You're right."
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"It's like watching a soul slip through our fingers."
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"You probably know it was someone here at the firm who turned you in."
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"Thompson. Yeah."
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"Why do you think he quit right after you left?"
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"Did you miss me? Took you long enough."
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"- Moves McGee. - Whoo!"
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"You know what? He's bringing us down."
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"Nothing's impossible in here."
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"or is the Greendale Hat Club struggling to be noteworthy?"
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"You're talking about it. I talk about stuff that annoys me."
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"Speaking of the dean... Guten Tag, homies."
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"I hope you'll all be attending Oktoberfest."
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"It's not often we want to. Yeah, a little goes a long way."
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"True, Greendale's Oktoberfest has never drawn huge crowds,"
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"probably due to our diversity,"
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"so this year, we are adding some color."
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"Kick it. I'm gonna give this to you, Troy."
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""Pop and Locktoberfest.""
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"The central event will be a pop-and-Iock-a-thon."
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"Winner gets to annex Poland. Kidding."
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"The winner gets an iTunes gift card. Okay."
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"Oh, a break dance contest. What should we name our team?"
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"Is it me, or is this campus getting more cartoonish every day?"
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"It's exciting. I painted a tunnel on the library."
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"When it dries, I'm going for it."
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"See that guy over there?"
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"The one wearing the Gucci suit in a lightweight woven wool-mohair?"
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"We used to work together. Cool."
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"So he's from your origins? This is all I need."
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"Excuse me, sir. You're all my friend needs."
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"Aw, Tango? Sundance."
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"We worked with different partners. Got it."
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"Hey. What brings you to Greendale?"
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"I'm a teacher. Wait, that's worse than the truth."
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"I'm a student. Hey, I'm in no position to judge."
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"I'm here for an NA meeting. Narcotics Anonymous?"
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"Remember when you asked for my secret, I said yoga? I lied."
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"I'm Abed. Abed, this is Alan Connor."
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"This guy and I used to wipe the courtroom floor with prosecutors."
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"DA called us The Litterbugs, we put so much trash back out on the street."
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"Come here, come here. You still ticklish?"
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"Stop that. Hey, let's get a drink, huh?"
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"Are you allowed? Yeah, I quit doing blow, not being rad."
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"All right, let's do it. Jeff can't go. He has class."
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"Well, those cargo pants would suggest otherwise. Heh, heh."
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"Hat Club."
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"So?"
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"Anyone that's been in a team pop-and-Iock-a-thon"
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"knows you need seven people to stand a chance."
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"Word on campus is Winger's too busy hanging with his cool lawyer friend."
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"Slow news day."
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"That's your Carson? Jon Stewart."
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"You depress me. Look, we'll get back to you."
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"All right, well, don't take too long. And don't rip off this exit."
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"Where is Jeff? Obviously hanging with Alan."
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"Those two are like Siamese twins attached at the cell phone holster."
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"I haven't met him yet."
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"Shouldn't we be happy that Jeff found an old friend?"
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"Alan is to Jeff what Rob Lowe is to James Spader in 1990's Bad Influence."
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"Hey, guys, I'm gonna be a little bit late today."
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"Alan and I are gonna take a quick sidebar."
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"Or any bar."
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"Oh, he's got Britta down."
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"You look familiar. It's possible."
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"Have you or someone you know been injured at work? Oh."
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"Yes, a shrimp boat ran over my cousin."
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"Jeff, you need to be respectful of our time."
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"Shirley, if I killed a man, as a Christian,"
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"would you forgive me? I would."
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"Then either that man's life is worth less than your time,"
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"or it's okay for me to be late. Ha, ha. Oh, no."
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"You've still got the moves, man."
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"If they gave away awards for mind games,"
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"Come on, Jeff's bush-league. I gave seminars on manipulation."
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"I can reach into a man's soul and unravel it with one tug."
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"Cool. Hit me."
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"You're bald. So are you."
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"I'll kill you, you...!"
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"Ha, ha, ha. Come on, man."
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"I have hair."
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"Father, I have hair."
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"On a tax evasion case? Yeah."
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"Jeff, you know what lawyers call someone who defrauds the state bar,"
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"Best lawyer ever. Seriously?"
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"Hey, tomorrow night. Office party. You're my guest."
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"Oh, no. Come on, you just said you missed it."
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"I do. I really, really do."
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"What does Alan have that we don't? A butt for Jeff's wiener. Heh."
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"I mean, we all have butts too."
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"We have butts, just not for the same thing."
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"I'm trying to say they're gay."
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"I don't like how much drinking and carousing they do."
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"It's a gateway to narcotics. Narcotics! I know how I know Alan."
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"But I'm not allowed to say."
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"Which means that you met him in Narcotics Anonymous."
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"Why bring it up if you're not allowed? Because..."
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"He said something at a meeting about something bad he did."
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"He might have done it to Jeff, but I can't say what it is."
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"What if you don't say it, but we guess? Like charades?"
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