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Clips from Louie (2010) - Halloween / Ellie (S02E02)

"People run out of way because he's late for work, maybe."
Louie (2010)
"What if, like, he's in his car, right?"
Louie (2010)
"And he drives into a truck or whatever, and he's like,"
Louie (2010)
"You've got to be kidding me."
Louie (2010)
"Not like... not we're, like, we're actually saying that line,"
Louie (2010)
"it's like a joke on the fact that we're using..."
Louie (2010)
"it's like we're making fun of the fact of how lame it is."
Louie (2010)
"You could keep bringing this dog back"
Louie (2010)
"and the dog could keep screwing up this guy's life"
Louie (2010)
"and he's not even aware of it."
Louie (2010)
"Go ahead and write it, Eddie."
Louie (2010)
"We'll find the money."
Louie (2010)
"So..."
Louie (2010)
"what happens after he wakes up?"
Louie (2010)
"So do you have, like, a method"
Louie (2010)
"for coming up with a good joke?"
Louie (2010)
"I let the jokes come to me."
Louie (2010)
"Good work. Thank you."
Louie (2010)
"Funny stuff, guy."
Louie (2010)
"Can I buy you lunch? You know what?"
Louie (2010)
"I gotta pick up my kids at school,"
Louie (2010)
"so it's not the best time, but..."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, Ellie."
Louie (2010)
"Did you read my script?"
Louie (2010)
"No, of course not."
Louie (2010)
"It's only your job!"
Louie (2010)
"Let's go."
Louie (2010)
"Hi, Ms. Bormer. Hey, Harry."
Louie (2010)
"So first of all, do you know who I am?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh. Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Do you know what that means?"
Louie (2010)
"Yes, I..."
Louie (2010)
"Let's get started."
Louie (2010)
"Listen, I am a person..."
Louie (2010)
"who knows when someone can do things."
Louie (2010)
"I know talent when I see it"
Louie (2010)
"and I need you to know that when I find someone,"
Louie (2010)
"I don't mess around."
Louie (2010)
"Louie... are you ready?"
Louie (2010)
"nothing is going to ever be the same again."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, I have ideas."
Louie (2010)
"Let's make all of them."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Tell me the best one now."
Louie (2010)
"All right, well..."
Louie (2010)
"well, you know how movies, there's always a guy"
Louie (2010)
"Well, I always wanted to make a movie"
Louie (2010)
"but instead of resolving it, he just makes bad choices"
Louie (2010)
"and then it goes from worse to really bad,"
Louie (2010)
"and... and things just keep happening to him"
Louie (2010)
"and, like, darker and..."
Louie (2010)
"he's not a very good-looking guy,"
Louie (2010)
"and then he gets fired,"
Louie (2010)
"and he's... and he's going broke"
Louie (2010)
"and he takes, like, a trip and it rains,"
Louie (2010)
"But then he meets a girl"
Louie (2010)
"but then she turns out to be a crook and she robs him,"
Louie (2010)
"she takes his wallet,"
Louie (2010)
"and he's got no wallet and no credit cards."
Louie (2010)
"Like what do you do?"
Louie (2010)
"Doesn't he have a cell phone?"
Louie (2010)
"I just... I just need to go say hello to some people"
Louie (2010)
"who just walked in."
Louie (2010)
"Give me a second, okay, hon?"
Louie (2010)
"all my friends went to college and I didn't."
Louie (2010)
"No, I could have got into some college,"
Louie (2010)
"Why just keep being in trouble all the time"
Louie (2010)
"So I just figured, I'll just go work and do things."
Louie (2010)
"So... I moved in with my only friend,"
Louie (2010)
"but he also didn't go to college,"
Louie (2010)
"so we got an apartment in Boston,"
Louie (2010)
"and we lived in one room, we slept in the same room,"
Louie (2010)
"this little tiny studio apartment,"
Louie (2010)
"Like, he kept saying that."
Louie (2010)
""Hey, man, if you need me to leave so you can jerk off,"
Louie (2010)
"I'll do that," or whatever."
Louie (2010)
"And he goes, "I don't... I don't do that.""
Louie (2010)
"He said, "I've never done it.""
Louie (2010)
""It's just too weird, like, I get weirded out."
Louie (2010)
"I've never done it.""
Louie (2010)
"And he said, "Yeah, I never jerked off.""
Louie (2010)
"And he told me that, and I..."
Louie (2010)
"That stuck in me for years"
Louie (2010)
"because I thought, there's folks that cannot do it,"
Louie (2010)
"I'll never escape this shit."
Louie (2010)
"that I really would like to take back,"
Louie (2010)
"And I go, "Uh, I gotta sit down and jerk off"
Louie (2010)
"before I leave the house.""
Louie (2010)
"who just said, "I don't do it.""
Louie (2010)
"and he said to me,"
Louie (2010)
""Remember when I... when we talked about jerking off?""
Louie (2010)
"And... he said,"
Louie (2010)
"talk about it with you, but I was jerking off constantly.""
Louie (2010)
""and when we lived together,"
Louie (2010)
"and I was afraid to tell you.""
Louie (2010)
"if I could murder one person, it would be you."
Louie (2010)
"I stayed home from school one day."
Louie (2010)
"I had a single mom and she worked,"
Louie (2010)
"I just got to be alone in my house,"
Louie (2010)
"and so one day I was alone in my house watching TV..."
Louie (2010)
"and I went and got my pillow from my bed and I sat on it"
Louie (2010)
"so I was like, I'm just gonna fart into this pillow"
Louie (2010)
"I mean, I just kt farting into that pillow,"
Louie (2010)
"just for hours,"
Louie (2010)
"And I just... I had the pillow and I just said,"
Louie (2010)
"I'm just gonna go all at once"
Louie (2010)
"and I just shoved it in my face and I went..."
Louie (2010)
"I have never had an experience"
Louie (2010)
"like that again in my life."
Louie (2010)
"I really feel like I overstimulated myself"
Louie (2010)
"at six years old because it, like, jaded me for"
Louie (2010)
"and I was like, "So..."
Louie (2010)
"I smelled 200 farts when I was six.""
Louie (2010)
"if it's good enough, you should just shut up."
Louie (2010)
"They have no idea."
Louie (2010)
"with a bear eating their face,"
Louie (2010)
"Trick or treat! Hi, trick or treat!"
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Daddy!"
Louie (2010)
"Yes! All right, come on."
Louie (2010)
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