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Clips from Louie (2010) - Halloween / Ellie (S02E02)

"That's a reality."
Louie (2010)
"What kind of an upside-down society is this?"
Louie (2010)
"I gave her the bubble-gum medicine,"
Louie (2010)
"Most kids in the world don't have medicine,"
Louie (2010)
"they just don't have it."
Louie (2010)
"that's how most of the world handles that."
Louie (2010)
"ring the bear bell and put him outside."
Louie (2010)
"You're a white kid eating bubble-gum medicine."
Louie (2010)
"made by children your age, professionally."
Louie (2010)
"Sorry."
Louie (2010)
"Americans only buy things that come from suffering."
Louie (2010)
"They just enjoy it more"
Louie (2010)
"when they know someone's getting hurt."
Louie (2010)
"What are you doing?"
Louie (2010)
"I'm just taking one, come one."
Louie (2010)
"Daddy, my beard itches."
Louie (2010)
"Ugh..."
Louie (2010)
"Guys, we gotta... This is it."
Louie (2010)
"But Mommy always lets us trick-or-treat after dark"
Louie (2010)
"What?"
Louie (2010)
"Can we please stay out a little longer?"
Louie (2010)
"Yay! Yay!"
Louie (2010)
"Daddy, these people are scary."
Louie (2010)
"Baby, they're just costumes, let's just get home."
Louie (2010)
"Thanks a lot, you asshole!"
Louie (2010)
"None of it's real."
Louie (2010)
"Come on, come on."
Louie (2010)
"Let's go."
Louie (2010)
"Halloween. Right."
Louie (2010)
"It's okay, don't worry about it."
Louie (2010)
"What's wrong, Daddy?"
Louie (2010)
"Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on."
Louie (2010)
"We're gonna let you go?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, what if we don't... what if we don't wanna?"
Louie (2010)
"Come on, man, you don't wanna... He's frozen."
Louie (2010)
"You don't wanna hurt these kids."
Louie (2010)
"These are two little girls, you know?"
Louie (2010)
"I don't... I don't want to hurt any kids,"
Louie (2010)
"I think I'm about to do something real bad"
Louie (2010)
"Daddy, don't!"
Louie (2010)
"we're gonna tell them what happened"
Louie (2010)
"I want to thank all of you for being here"
Louie (2010)
"and we're basically here to try to inject some funny"
Louie (2010)
"Okay, page one."
Louie (2010)
""Angle on alarm clock, it reads 6:59 a.m."
Louie (2010)
""and fumbles to slap down on the snooze bar,"
Louie (2010)
""a cop in his 30s."
Louie (2010)
""his dog comes over and starts licking his face."
Louie (2010)
"You know, when his dog's licking his face,"
Louie (2010)
"what if he says something like, "Come on, you mutt"?"
Louie (2010)
"This is like every bad cop movie I've ever seen."
Louie (2010)
"But folks are here so they can add ideas,"
Louie (2010)
"I don't know, maybe he doesn't."
Louie (2010)
"I mean, like, if you see the dog's paw"
Louie (2010)
"and then... then you see his face and he's sleeping."
Louie (2010)
"he jumps out of bed, except he forgets he sleeps in a loft bed"
Louie (2010)
"Maybe that's where the dog licks his face."
Louie (2010)
""I'm getting too old for this shit.""
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"I don't know what to tell you, kid,"
Louie (2010)
"Hey, man, nice job. Hey, thank you."
Louie (2010)
"Thanks."
Louie (2010)
"Hi, I'm Ellie."
Louie (2010)
"Hi, I'm Louie."
Louie (2010)
"You're a comedian."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Well, get a sitter."
Louie (2010)
"This is your future, honey."
Louie (2010)
"What's up?"
Louie (2010)
"Lunch for two? Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"I'm a vice president at Paramount Pictures."
Louie (2010)
"I have a discretionary budget and I can green-light."
Louie (2010)
"Yes. Yes?"
Louie (2010)
"Uh, yes, I... I am."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Because after today,"
Louie (2010)
"I bet you've got 50 movie ideas sitting in that brain."
Louie (2010)
"and his life is, you know, okay?"
Louie (2010)
"and then something happens and it makes it worse"
Louie (2010)
"and he keeps doing dumb things,"
Louie (2010)
"so his life just gets worse and worse"
Louie (2010)
"Like... like he has... lives in a little one-room apartment,"
Louie (2010)
"so now he doesn't even have his job at the shit factory anymore"
Louie (2010)
"like, just stuff, just shit keeps... horrible."
Louie (2010)
"and she's beautiful and he falls in love,"
Louie (2010)
"and now he's, like, stuck in the middle of nowhere"
Louie (2010)
"How do you even get home or..."
Louie (2010)
"Well..."
Louie (2010)
"cell phones were really..."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Oh."
Louie (2010)
"When I was... when I graduated high school,"
Louie (2010)
"and so we're both 18 years old"
Louie (2010)
"and so one time, he started making jokes about jerking off."
Louie (2010)
"He's like, "Do you jerk off a lot, y'know?"
Louie (2010)
"Do you want me to leave the room so you can jerk off?""
Louie (2010)
"And I was like, "What?""
Louie (2010)
"I was blown away by this."
Louie (2010)
""but I just can't bring myself to do it."
Louie (2010)
"because, to me, this shit is just a plague."
Louie (2010)
"There's moments I've done this"
Louie (2010)
"but I had... it's just, you know..."
Louie (2010)
"Sometimes, I'm all packed, ready, I got bags..."
Louie (2010)
"And I really hate it."
Louie (2010)
"I'd love to never have to jerk off, and this..."
Louie (2010)
"Anyway, I ran into him about two years ago,"
Louie (2010)
"And I said, "Yes!""
Louie (2010)
"He said, "I've been jerking off since I was 11"
Louie (2010)
""I used to go in the bathroom and jack off all the time"
Louie (2010)
"And I was like, if I could..."
Louie (2010)
"When I was about six years old, maybe,"
Louie (2010)
"so when I stayed home from school,"
Louie (2010)
"I think I was about six years old, maybe seven,"
Louie (2010)
"just over and over again,"
Louie (2010)
"like, at least more than 200 times,"
Louie (2010)
"and then I told myself, I'm gonna smell this now"
Louie (2010)
"because I've been farting into it all day."
Louie (2010)
"I watched a bum eat a rat"
Louie (2010)
"I just think there's people that..."
Louie (2010)
"If your life, you know,"
Louie (2010)
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