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Clips from Transparent - Best New Girl (S01E01)

"Okey-doke."
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"I have two more of these out in the van."
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"Can I use your bathroom?"
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"I've been holding it since Reseda."
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"Yeah, it's just right down there."
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"- There we go. - 1, 2, 3."
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"- So what happened? - Well,"
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"somewhere, I don't know, what, last year,"
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"she decided... he decided to go all the way."
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"Full time. Became legally..."
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"That Maria with... the accountant from Dallas,"
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"she walked in on him with the needle in his ass."
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"She had the nerve to bring hormones to cross-dressing."
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"- Then she... - Can you believe it?"
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"That's crossing a line."
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"- Well, yeah. - Amen, sisters."
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"No, but then she offered"
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"a hormone to Maria."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Well..."
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"we don't know that for sure."
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"Either way, good riddance."
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"We are cross-dressers,"
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"but we're still men."
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"- We are men. - Cheers."
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"We are men who wear skirts."
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"Emotional buttons will do so"
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"and with Mercury in retrograde,"
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"Well, you want to hide that curling iron."
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"You don't want to go home with burns on your ears."
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"- Oh, please. - Ooh. There's Connie."
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"Hi, Connie."
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"I like Connie."
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"- Hello, beauties. - Hi."
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"My God, have you guys been at the lake?"
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"You have to go. It's like bath water."
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"- It's disgusting. - We don't do lake."
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"You kill me."
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"I kill myself."
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"I might if I have to play any more Mahjong."
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"Oh, God."
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"Claire would..."
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"check me in the loony bin."
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"Oh."
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"Our wives are not like you."
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"Oh, they're not like me?"
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"I was not always like this, definitely not."
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"that everybody was talking about"
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"banned because of hormones or something?"
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"Mm."
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"What sign are you?"
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"- You are a... - Gemini."
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"takes a destined turn this year, gemini."
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"Wow."
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"Well, whoever wrote that is obviously very single."
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"So off Ramona went,"
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"This makes me so sad."
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"expressing your femininity."
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"Transvestites are not transsexuals."
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"Never the twain shall meet."
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"They should be in a different place."
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"We agree to disagree."
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"It does make me sad. Doesn't it make you sad?"
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"Come to think of it, I am a little bit sad."
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"And you know..."
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"Do you know what's really good for sadness?"
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"Do you know? I think alcohol."
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"- Oh. - Well, wait a minute."
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"I believe we have some alkyhol"
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"in our cabeen."
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"Well, let's just sit here for an hour"
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"An hour? We have time for two drinks."
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"- Three drinks. - No, three drinks."
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"- Four drinks. - Four drinks."
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"Can you tell me something?"
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"How'd you get out of the Bat Mitzvah?"
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"so I said that I didn't believe in God,"
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"Are you kidding me? No on does that."
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"Hmm. I mean,"
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"You're a badass."
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"Hmm."
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"Never understood how kids"
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"get up in front of all those people and sing."
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"You got a captive audience right here."
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"Oh, my fucking God, that was brilliant."
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"I have no idea what you just said,"
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"but I feel totally transformed."
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"Oh, well."
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"Come on, man."
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"Sarah."
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"Good luck, kid."
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"Any time."
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"You know, when you're far away from something,"
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"I thought your plane was real."
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"Huh. Yeah, right."
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"Ali."
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"No way, Jose. This thing cost me, like, 300 bucks."
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"- Well, that's dumb. - Maybe you're dumb."
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"I'm 17."
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"You can grab a beer, though, and watch."
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"I love beer."
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"That feels so good."
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"I think you're all so evolved,"
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"and me, too, actually."
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"and I was just on the front lawn,"
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"like something out of a movie, you know?"
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"- and they loved it. - Ooh, ooh, ooh. Mm."
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"and, you know, people get really envious."
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"Mm."
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"- I hate to do this, but... - What?"
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"and it's really chafing my ass."
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"Oh, God."
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"Yes."
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"Ah."
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"This is like caramel."
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"- No. - Ah, yes. You are in Roma."
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"putting up my dirty laundry?"
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"No, like, you know, aristocracy,"
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"- God, you're beautiful. - You're beautiful."
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"It's my room. It's our room."
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"Well, then go."
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