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Clips from Transparent - Best New Girl (S01E01)

"Yes, I'm very upset."
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"- Harvey Claire... - Oh."
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"...came back from Russia a week early,"
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"and I advise you to do the same."
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"Well, thanks to Ali, I can't go into the village."
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"All right, I'll be over in ten minutes."
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"Wait, mom, I didn't fly all the way home to babysit."
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"She's the one that canceled her Bat Mitzvah."
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"and do whatever your sister says. Goodbye."
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"- Bye. - Bye."
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"Bye."
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"and I think it's up ahead."
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"I know we didn't miss it."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"- I want to be close to the bathroom. - That's fine."
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"Ooh. Oh, I love this."
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"went out announcing that a 13-year-old"
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"Oh, for God's sakes."
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"Like Marilyn's wedding and Merle's funeral,"
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"and how about my house last year, 4th of July?"
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"- What? - I... I can't say."
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"What?"
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"I mean, I... I had to stop it."
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"Wait. On?"
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"It was the biggest camel toe I've ever seen."
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"- Hello. - Hello."
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"Oh, it's amazing, isn't it?"
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"- Nice. - You didn't have hot water?"
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"but you take a bath in about that much water,"
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"Mm. Ladies, this is my wife Connie."
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"Marcy, Maura, hi."
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"Yeah, I'm not sure they're welcome here."
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"- You're not a 4. - No, I'm 4 squared."
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"- Excuse me. - Right behind you,"
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"Fine."
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"Hey, Rita. How are you?"
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"See you."
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"Makes me want to vomit."
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"I already targeted a couple of clients."
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"You know, I think it'll be worth it."
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"Yeah, you just can't take that crap."
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"I'm going to do it tomorrow."
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"Whoo-hoo-oo!"
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"Hello?"
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"I mean, you see how much happier it is?"
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"He changed his name"
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"We're not judging, dear. We're not judging."
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"All we know is that she hasn't been back."
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"- Good riddance. - Just saying."
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"- That's harsh. - Well, yeah."
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"Cheers."
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"I lost Jackie to another game."
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"Come join us."
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"Is that all right?"
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"I could never get Shelly"
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"to come here. She just wants to go to diet camp."
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"- No. - No one is like you."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ramona."
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"- Ohh. - Wow."
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"Pleasure and romance become the essentials."
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"I want that one."
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"What is this place for?"
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"This place is for"
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"I didn't think I could memorize it all,"
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"you can't tell how big it is."
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"Not really, sweetie."
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"What's your name?"
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"- Maybe you're too old to play with toys. - Oh, and you're not?"
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"It cost $308.75, to be exact,"
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"so no, you can't fly my plane."
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"Mm."
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"before Jack had came out to me as a cross-dresser,"
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"and I went out... I was in my nightgown,"
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"I mean, just a real..."
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"and the neighbors were just laughing,"
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"Jack does really well,"
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"I'm gonna get diaper rash."
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"I got to air it out. I got to air it out."
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"- Doesn't it feel good? - Mm."
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"Get up here."
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"You are beautiful."
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"You look like an Italian movie star."
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"Like, on my balcony,"
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"a Medici."
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"Come on, my Italian queen."
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"- Forgot. - Where are you going?"
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"- After we have a drink. - What the fuck?"
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"- I love this. - She is very needy."
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"- What are you doing? - Stop. I'm sick of it."
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"Did you miss the part where I said he's playing Mahjong?"
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"- Not paying attention to me? - I don't understand."
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"Wait, wait, wait."
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"Okay, let's go."
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"I just don't want to be alone..."
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"Don't say anything. Don't say anything."
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"Ohh."
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"But, uh..."
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"- No vagina. - No vagina."
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"Faster!"
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"Wow!"
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"Bye-bye."
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"I'll change, okay?"
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"That's..."
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"That's ridiculous. It's not safe."
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"No. No one gives a shit. Now..."
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"You know, Mark, you're a cunt."
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"You're a cunt."
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"Why didn't you try anything?"
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"It's not a surprise conference."
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"There's a surprise speaker."
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"and he had access to pre-1952 communist archives,"
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"and he has this theory about the Rosenbergs."
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"Oi, the Rosenbergs."
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"I'm going to make the best of a bad situation,"
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"Relax, just relax, and enjoy yourself."
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"If I do, I'm going to run into somebody,"
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"and then I'm going to have to explain"
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"and explain and explain."
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