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Clips from Transparent - Best New Girl (S01E01)

"No one owes anybody any explanation, Shel."
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"That's right. It is what it is."
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"She does have her TV shows."
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"Of course he didn't. He just left. Just now."
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"And he left me to pick up the pieces, per usual."
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"God, Judy. It's white wine. Just put it in the freezer."
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"I've got to go check on your aunt Judy."
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"She threw out her back again."
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"I may sleep over."
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"Oh, uh, honey, you're in charge."
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"- Come on. - Tell that to this one."
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"Yes, you're a terrible child."
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"- Okay. - Don't watch TV all night,"
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"Are we going in circles?"
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"No, we just made a right turn,"
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"Okay, here we go."
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"We made it."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"What a change."
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"- My God. - Excuse us."
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"We're new."
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"Oh, my God, look at this."
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"Mark? We're mother-effing here."
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"Yeah."
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"Wow. This is nice."
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"- Beautiful. - I love the panels."
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"Um, I'm going to take that bedroom,"
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"- if that's all right. - Okay."
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"I'll take this. It's bigger."
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"500 calls and electronic mails"
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"you turn around, your dance partner's not there."
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"I bet you his T.A... What's her bucket... Eve..."
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"is there at the conference with him, too,"
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"They're probably both orgasming"
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"What about the couples counseling?"
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"I am not throwing away good money"
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"to have a PHD tell me"
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"that I have to give my husband more oral sex."
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"But you are having sex, aren't you?"
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"Uh, I think he's trying to get kinky."
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"He wants to..."
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"Do all men do this?"
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"He puts on my underpants when we're doing it."
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"Wait, wait. Back up. What do you mean, on?"
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"On."
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"He..."
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"Stuffed himself into my underpants."
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"- Oh. - Ohh."
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"You know, Eddie... Eddie Paskowitz"
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"from the school board..."
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"Oh, from the school board, yeah."
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"He keeps inviting me over to his place."
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"- Really? - Hmm, yeah."
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"I've said no, like, about five times."
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"It would serve Mort right if you did."
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"What does that mean?"
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"Honey, I just... I don't know why"
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"you don't treat yourself as well as he treats himself."
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"Welcome, ladies. Here, honey, put this on."
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"Enjoy yourselves."
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"My first time, yeah, mm-hmm. It's very..."
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"That's an improvement from the old days."
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"Well, we had some,"
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"and it was done. And they finally,"
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"finally, hired some professional servers."
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"Yeah."
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"these teenyboppers"
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"from this little Lutheran school down the road,"
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"and those bitches wouldn't even look us in the eye."
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"- The worst, Maura. - That's terrible."
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"- Hi. - I'm Maura."
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"I didn't know wives were welcome here."
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"They're tolerated here. And oh, did you know"
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"that we have a wives' Bill of Rights?"
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"- Are you kidding? Really? - Yes."
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"You cannot borrow our clothes"
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"without asking us first."
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"Well, my wife is a 4."
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"Oh! Oh, my God, I love this song."
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"right behind you, right behind you."
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"Are you going to dance?"
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"Sarah tell you she's taking off?"
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"No. Where's she going?"
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"Sort of. Where are you going?"
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"Um, okay. So these people at UCSB just called me,"
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"against abusive labor practices"
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"so I don't know. I feel like I can't just sit here"
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"when there's people changing the world,"
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"you know what I mean?"
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"It's depressing here. No offense."
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"- That sounds dumb. - Don't tell mom, all right?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"You want to play Super Mario or go for a walk or something?"
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"Hey, guys."
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"- You look nice. - Thank you."
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"- You ready? - Yeah."
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"Hey, Ali. How'd your soccer game go?"
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"They didn't put me in."
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"Okay, I'm just going to wait in the car."
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"You guys are disgusting."
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"You're pathetic."
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"- You look lovely. - Whoo!"
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"I... um... so you want to go first, baby?"
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"- Me? - Yeah."
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"Shh."
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"Hey."
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"Uh, yeah."
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"it's a lot of work, but, uh,"
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"Kevin there?"
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"Hey, man."
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"Yeah. Oh, that's awesome."
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"Yeah, w-what?"
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"Let me guess. The coach didn't say a word, right?"
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"Yeah, that's... that's because he's a douche bag."
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"Don't tell your mother I said that."
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"Yeah. Okay, buddy. Love you, man. Bye."
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"Whew."
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"Your turn, baby girl."
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"- You sure? - Mm-hmm."
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"We're here."
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