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Clips from Peep Show - On the Pull (S01E01)

"'My depression means I'm being even more frugal than normal. '"
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"- this stuff's 78 pence a 100ml. - Yeah, it's first pressing."
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"You don't wait until everyone else has had fun with the olives."
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"that we've been invited to a very wicked party."
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"I haven't had my oats in something like... two weeks."
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"And she...?"
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"'Someone here's got psoriasis."
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"I, er, don't want them to, you know, thaw."
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"and we had turkey Findus Crispy Pancakes. I wanted to kill myself."
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"? We are the mods ? We are the mods"
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"- And she'll be, like, "Hell, yeah!" - You think so?"
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"Um... er... I don't know."
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"Wow!"
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"'I bet he's totally sorting this whole night for us right now. '"
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"Yeah, right, obviously, no."
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"I guess she just really likes Sledgehammer."
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"Hey, gutter boy, you are allowed to hit the pins!"
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"- You are? - In some bowling alleys it's encouraged."
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"- Hi, Mark - Hi, Sophie, er..."
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"At 3.99 I think I know who's winning."
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"It's like being on Friends."
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"She's at college actually."
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"but I hear they have a big gay following."
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"Knobblies are a bit of a con."
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"'She hates fruit. Except pears. If there's pear flavour I'm fucked. '"
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"'Think witty. Charming and witty."
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"He asked you. Of course."
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"Good, because I'm having a great time too."
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"Watch me bowl, Jeff."
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"I'm bowling, all right?! I'm bowling fruit!"
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"Uh-huh."
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"I've got your number, mate. I've got you by the shoes."
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"Don't screw things up."
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"'Straight to Frenching. This is so easy."
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"'She can really talk, probably boring him about the Celestine Prophecy."
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"'Ow! She's squeezing my..."
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"The idea of getting caught turns me on!"
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"'Life's all pain. Pain, rejection and gloom."
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"'Why do we pretend there's not a yawning blankness at the heart of..."
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"'Hey, 330/0 extra free. I am doing excellent shopping."
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"- Mark! - Hey, Jeremy."
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"You realise tinned food is just for crackheads and wars?"
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"Oh, no, mate,"
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"Fourth pressing, that's a party in your mouth!"
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"Look, we've been through this before,"
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"I do the joint shopping solo because I don't make impulse purchases and..."
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"Mark! I'm not shopping, I just came to tell you"
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"Do I look like a man who goes to wicked parties? Ask Toni."
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"I did, actually, but she said no."
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"But it's better this way - two lads."
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"We've got to get out there, grooving, doing it, you know?"
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"It's been a long time for either of us."
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"'Nine months and 13 days. '"
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"Look, people will think we spend the whole time wanking."
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"Don't be ridiculous, they're for wiping up mess."
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"Yeah, man mess. That's why they're mansize."
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"They're for men - men's noses, big manly snot."
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"Oh, Mark, come on, man, let it go."
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"What?"
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"Why do you have to have a huge can of lager that makes you really drunk?"
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"What if you want to get Sophie home and get her all lathered up?"
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"That's not going to happen."
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"- Oh, shit, did you...? - Mm-hm."
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"I mean, it's not a date or anything because I've got a mega-pass."
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"How do you feel about row G?"
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"- Tonight? - Yeah, I thought..."
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"Oh, Mark, listen, I'm sorry, I'd love to but, er..."
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"I've got this... thing."
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"Oh, man, I'm... But listen, this is the perfect time to get back in the game."
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"You know? Two guys, together, out, looking for... it."
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"No, thank you."
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"How much pain can I experience at home with spaghetti carbonara and Das Boot?"
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"Look, it's Friday night, most people don't do their shopping now,"
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"- they're out right now. - Right. No queues."
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"So who exactly is winning, eh?"
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"'OK, well, I'm here so I'll just sit here and drink."
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"'No one can stop me doing that."
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"'Just drink myself to death."
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"'I bet he gets sex tonight and I have to listen to it through the wall."
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"'Maybe she might go to the bathroom and accidentally come into my room."
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"'And what? She fucks you? No, she says "whoops" and goes out."
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"So, safe party, yeah?"
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"Super safe!"
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"'OK, playing it cool, huh?"
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"'All right, how about I go a little Oscar Wilde on your ass? '"
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"I always go for the first pressing."
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"I mean, why wait until everyone else has had fun with the olives, right?"
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"'What's her problem? This is the 21 st century."
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"'Olive oil is an acceptable topic. '"
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"'One of the less common skin ailments. Yeast infection."
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"'Thrush if you're thinking glamorous, athlete's foot if you're not."
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"'A fellow migraine sufferer."
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"'Everyone at this party isn't as young, fit and single as they make out."
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"'Let's face it, we're all falling apart piece by piece."
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"'Doesn't matter if you're single or in a couple,"
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"'you... are... going... to... die. '"
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"Er... frozen stuff."
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"Hey! You got Findus Crispy Pancakes - I love them!"
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"They're just so... disgusting, aren't they?"
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"Er, yeah."
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"My sister, who's a smackhead, I ended up there for Christmas dinner"
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"That would be the natural reaction."
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"- Can I have a jam doughnut? - Er, yeah, sure."
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"So who are you trying to bone tonight?"
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"Oh, I'm not in the game. If I can get my shopping home intact I'll be happy."
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"Just like, be honest about it."
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"I mean, let's line up, two naked rows,"
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"best-looking people can pick the best-looking,"
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"the dregs get the dregs and we can get it over with."
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"That's a very attractive system you're proposing."
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"And it saves them having to humiliate themselves. Check out this guy."
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"Yeah."
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"'Knew this would pay off. Talking's bullshit."
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""'Yeah, I did this. I go there. ""
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"'OK, there's a new guy in town. Probably just a friend."
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"'Yeah. Me, her and her friend. Kind of nice really."
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"'H-Hey! That's a foul! Fuck!"
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"'God, she must be loving this. I feel so cheap."
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"'I really thought we had something. '"
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"So you work in an office and you've got, like, your computer and your desk..."
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