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Clips from Veep - Omaha (S06E06)

"Danny Egan has been filling in"
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"as my cohost this week,"
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"We'll be right back with more CBS This Morning."
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"- Madam President, it's so good to see you. - Jane!"
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"- Oh, for goodness sakes. - You let your hair grow."
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"- What is she like? - Oh, I love her."
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"'Cause I've heard she's a complete gash and a half."
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"Oh, come on, come on. Everything's... yes."
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"- Gary. - Dan."
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"So, how did I do? Somebody tell..."
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"- ..how I did. Literally, anyone. - Oh, my God, you were fantastic."
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"- Oh, absolutely. - Thank you."
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"I need my coat and I need my purse."
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"Can you believe this?"
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"On the anni-fucking-versary of the historic House vote."
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"I feel like we're celebrating my frat house gang rape."
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"Except I didn't even get a candlelight vigil."
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"Hey, Richard, what else do we have lined up for me?"
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"You've got interviews the rest of the day, ma'am."
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"Indianapolis Times, got it."
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"And Time Magazine, let's get in touch with them"
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"because the world really needs to know..."
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"- About the gang bang thing? - Oh."
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"Well, I know you."
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"- Oh. Hey. - Hey, hey."
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"- So? - Sublime."
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"- Yeah? - Lee, just sublime."
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"Insane? Not at all."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Oh, good. What about when he threw"
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"the Hughes question at me about the advance?"
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"- I mean... - I didn't actually watch the interview,"
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"but everybody's talking about how gorgeous you looked."
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"You wanna try that new place I was telling you about?"
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"So... wait a minute. You're not coming back to the office?"
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"No, I got an unofficial lunch"
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"with a potential big foreign donor for the Meyer Fund."
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"That could get us into trouble down the line."
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"Señor Ocampo is having trouble nudging his visas through,"
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"That definitely will."
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"I look forward seeing you in your entirety a little later."
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"- Oh, my God. - Nice. Okay. Bye."
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"Seriously, not a word, all right?"
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"Ma'am, they're saying it's gonna take an hour longer"
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"to get to the offices because of traffic."
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"- President Montez is in town addressing the UN."
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"A minute of your time, Congressman Powder?"
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"- Absolutely, Roger. - What?"
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"of my district in Ohio is?"
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"I'll give you a hint... Looks like Will's wife's clit."
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"- Mangos? - No. Tell him, Will."
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"- Green beans. - That's why I spent two months jamming them"
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"into that school lunch bill like what, Will?"
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"Like me jamming anonymous trucker cock in my mouth"
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"at a public restroom well known for that purpose."
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"I don't know if you can hear me"
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"over the sound of your ball tumors metastasizing,"
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"but Americans don't care what poor kids eat."
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"Actually, Congressman, better tasting school lunches"
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"It's a real hot button issue."
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"Kent Davison. How the mighty have fallen."
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"You want me to call a Japanese porn shoot,"
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"see if I can get you a real job sponging up bukkake parties?"
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"Although you might have to lie about working for Meyer."
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"He's already got a job"
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"much better than sponging up jizz, right, Kent?"
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"Let's go, Will."
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"- ( Music blaring on radio ) - Selina: Son of a Sam."
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"Offices in the South Bronx?"
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"Take this. I can't stand this anymore."
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"- We should be in the Meatpacking District. - I know."
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"I mean, I'm not the President of the Dominican Republic, you know."
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"Congressman Diaz said that optics"
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"Okay, well, then maybe I can host Showtime at the Apollo next week."
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"- I'll check on that. - No, don't."
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"- We love you, Selina! - Oh, I love... ugh."
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"Ugh."
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"I mean, whose balls did I twerk to end up here,"
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"in the Triangle Shirtwaist offices?"
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"I mean, seriously, this is the worst place"
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"they've ever stuffed an ex-president,"
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"and I'm including JFK's coffin."
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"Ooh, I'm gonna get you the same one."
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"Um, are there any messages for me?"
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"- No, ma'am. - Okay."
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"- You were wonderful today. - Oh, thank you."
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"Oh, it doesn't matter."
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"would like to give you an award."
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"Oh, well, that's nice. Tell them I accept."
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"- Them? - It's her."
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"I don't know. Tell the bearded ladies I'm a-coming."
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"And your editor called about the pages to your book."
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"You're six months behind."
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"You know what being an ex-president is like?"
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"It's like being a man's nipple."
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"- Ah. - Really."
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"All right, so, listen, Richard,"
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"from now on, I am going to be only about speaking engagements."
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"Okay? Cha-king, cha-king, cha-king!"
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"- Right? - It's cha-ching, cha-ching."
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"- No, it's cha-king. - Okay."
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"And I'm only flying there private."
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"- And I'm certainly not gonna... - Is now a good time, Mom?"
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"Marjorie, come on in."
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"You know, Marjorie, since you're now heading the Meyer Fund,"
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"So, did you see today's interview?"
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"( laughing )"
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"Marjorie."
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"That's funny."
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"You did... Are you making a joke?"
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"No, sir, ma'am. We can't do anything about AIDS."
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"Who are you, Ronald Reagan?"
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"- Hi, everyone. - Hi, darling."
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"Your daughter is here to see you."
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"How are you, sweetie?"
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"What brings you to this neighborhood, honey?"
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"Buying chicken blood for a voodoo rite?"
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"Well, I came to take Marjorie to lunch."
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"Okay."
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"I have AIDS now."
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