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Clips from Veep - Omaha (S06E06)

"That's fantastic."
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"If you're just joining us,"
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"- Amen. - Shh."
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"on... the tapestry itself..."
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"Uh, I don't have a slide show thingy."
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"Without him, we don't have a Chinaman's chance."
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"inappropriate."
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"( chuckles )"
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"Over an 11th-hour pardon"
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"who's under indictment of tax evasion and bribery charges."
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"- AIDS? - Yes, AIDS."
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"Jonah: My fellow representatives,"
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"and I grew up to be so tall,"
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"Ho, ho, ho, ho!"
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"- ( singing on TV ) - ( sighs )"
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"- Before I let you go... - Uh-huh."
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"So, you're definitely not gonna run again in three years?"
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"President Selina Meyer."
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"and we think that he is doing a terrific job."
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"- Man: And we're clear. - Selina: Okay, well, we got that done."
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"- Yeah. - We should have lunch now that you're back."
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"- Good, good. Wonderful, wonderful. - Thanks. Ciao."
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"- Yeah, she really is. Yeah. - Yeah."
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"Hey, thank you so much for doing this."
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"I love candles."
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"Yeah, but you got to call Wilner at the Times."
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"So, you don't think I came off too..."
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"- Oh, good. - Yeah."
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"so I called our friends over at the State Department."
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"- Adios. - Okay. Not a word."
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"What's going on?"
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"It's gonna be pretty exciting."
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"poll surprisingly well."
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"( exhales )"
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"Feel better."
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"- It's so chic. - Exactly."
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"They should be so lucky."
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"- Oh, yeah. Good. - Yeah."
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"- Who is that woman? - I can find out."
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"The National Association for Transgender People"
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"- Her. - Him."
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"Start out by calling Mutual of Omaha."
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"it would be a good idea for you not to call me Mom here in the office."
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"Of course, ma'am. Yes."
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"I didn't know you were gonna give me AIDS."
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"( laughs ) That's hilarious."
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"Maybe it's her delivery. I don't know."
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"- She doesn't like Mom. - What?"
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"- Yes. - ...you can talk about it..."
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"unless he's writing me a check."
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"- Yes, ma'am. - Yeah."
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"- That can't be right. - 79 grand."
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"This fucking country."
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"- Get the f... - Jane: Fuck my face!"
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"- Stevie! Stevie, Stevie. - What's up?"
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"Hey, ma'am, I got big news from the White House."
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"Get me whoever painted Ambassador Stone's wife"
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"- What's going on with the speeches? - Let's see."
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"You call those people back and you tell them"
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"that I was the first female President of the United States"
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"Well, Lee, their offer was a slap in the face."
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"Tell them I'll jump out of a cake"
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"- with tassels on my sagging tits! - Mm."
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"Buddy: Hey, babe?"
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"Okay? Is that all right?"
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"You're making an executive decision?"
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"Right? I mean, don't you think?"
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"- You're the boss. - Okay. Yes."
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"- Who could that be at this hour? - It's only 7:00."
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"This is... Now is not a good time."
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"- ( door opens, closes ) - Catherine, I'm home!"
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"I wanna add something to the fund"
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"Ooh, how about Vets for Pets?"
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"- Oh, excuse me, sorry. - I'll go put together a list of some fun causes, Mom."
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"Now, I'm trying to remember,"
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"- ( thuds ) - Ow! God!"
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"Be careful 'cause that cabinet's valuable."
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"McLintock residence. Ellen speaking."
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"Milo's all about cheese sticks."
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"what happened on the Middle East trip with Leon West."
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"May 3rd. En route to Tehran. Air Force One."
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"- May 3rd. - Two eggs, hard scrambled."
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"- Okay? - That's what I said."
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"- I thought I'd never work again. - Me, too!"
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"You know? Where the fuck is a tsunami when you need it?"
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"- Sherman Tanz. - Oh."
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"- Did that homeless man die? - Oh, no."
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"What happened to your lip?"
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"Okay. And what's the timeline for that?"
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"- Oh, right. - Then you get that..."
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"( phone buzzes )"
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"All righty!"
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"Um..."
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"- Okay. - But it's top secret."
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"Fun!"
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"Are you sure you're ready for this?"
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"And if any one of them objects,"
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"- Well, you got my vote. - Why would I need your fucking vote?"
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"You wouldn't. What a crazy idea."
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"Oh, my God. Your cancer is bullshit."
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"Come on, you never had any pubes."
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"worshipping an atomic bomb, you human fucking Pap smear."
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"How dare you speak to a cancer survivor that way?"
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"- Man ♪2: We're set. - Stop it! You're a dick, Dan."
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"- Don't. - Now, Congressman..."
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"( door slams )"
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"That was Congressman Jonah Ryan of New Hampshire."
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"Oh, fuck me."
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"I have something very exciting that I wanna talk to you about."
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"I will absolutely not do this."
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"- Okay? - We are behind you no matter what, Lee."
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"for president again."
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"No! You... You can't do that."
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"Huh?"
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"All right? I really don't care what you think."
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"- No, I just... - Yeah, woman, you really did."
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"No, like how you do at work."
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"Tell me you'd rather take it up the ass"
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"- Thank you. - Okay."
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"who will let you jizz all over her face with a handful of chips."
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