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Clips from Veep - Omaha (S06E06)

"I like that. Keep going. Tell me more."
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"They are all appointed by these partisan hacks"
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"Just forget it."
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"Gary: Lookie-look who's here."
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"I'm so sorry to hear about Uber."
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"Oh, God. A bunch of dumb-ass millennials, you know,"
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"- Let me get that for you. - No, I have it."
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"Um, ahem, is that the..."
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"- Hypothetically? - Mm-hmm."
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"by the light of his own shit."
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"- Be an honor. - Hmm."
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"Yeah."
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"( jingle plays )"
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"Announcer: CBS This Morning with Jane McCabe."
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"( Music playing )"
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"Well, this last year has been fun."
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"You know, really fun."
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"I mean, I'm not gonna lie."
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"You know, to have gotten so close to the presidency"
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"and then have the American people"
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"and Congress reject me was, um..."
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"Was devastating."
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"But, um..."
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"I did reacquaint myself with an old friend of mine"
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"And I like her."
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"is with us live for her first public appearance"
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"since the historic vote"
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"in the House of Representatives one year ago today."
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"Madam President, why now?"
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"Well, Dan, I realized that I have more of myself to give."
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"This is a big day, people."
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"Campaign starts right now,"
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"because we are going to make Buddy Calhoun"
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"the next governor of this dried coyote turd of a state."
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"My campaign manager and fiancée, Amy Brookheimer."
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"Just say campaign manager."
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"I love that enthusiasm."
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"Yeah, so saddle up those emphysema tanks, you inbred cousin-fuckers,"
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"'cause we are going to drag this state into the 20th century."
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"- That's right, I said 20th. ( Buddy chuckles )"
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"Tracy, how are we doing on yard signs?"
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"Writing a memoir, I feel,"
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"is a debt that a president owes to history."
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"Selina: And I'm doing my best"
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"to help the scholars of the future"
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"reckon with the Meyer years..."
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"Year."
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"Um, um,"
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"in America's"
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"great tapestry of history."
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"Now, your predecessor,"
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"- President Stuart Hughes... - Mm-hmm."
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"His memoir has reportedly fetched"
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"an advance of $20 million, while yours..."
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"The weave, the thread count,"
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"the old lady at the loom..."
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"We're looking for a few small tweaks"
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"in federal tax law concerning independent contractors,"
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"which brings us to our very own mover and shaker,"
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"Beltway Ben."
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"Thanks, Aiden."
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"What we need to do..."
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"- Sorry. - It's called a deck."
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"Great."
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"So, what we need to do"
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"is to get this on to the desk of Congressman Jarvis."
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"- I'm sorry, Ben. - Yes?"
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"Here at Uber and in the rest of the world"
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"the word Chinaman is considered"
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"No, no, no. It's okay."
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"My wife is Oriental."
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"All of them have been."
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"I kind of got yellow fev-ah."
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"Now, you've recently drawn some criticism..."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"of billionaire, private prison magnate Sherman Tanz,"
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"I have pardoned hundreds of nonviolent drug offenders,"
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"many of them adults, who never learned to read,"
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"which is a tragedy."
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"But Sherman Tanz..."
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"And that is why I'm taking this opportunity"
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"to announce my charitable organization,"
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"the Meyer Fund for Adult Literacy."
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"Certainly a worthwhile cause, but if we could bring it back to Sherman Tanz..."
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"And AIDS."
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"Wow."
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"AIDS is a big part of the tapestry."
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"Explain. Connect the dots for me."
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"my conscience demands that I speak out against HR723,"
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"the so-called Healthy School Lunch Act."
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"Dessert is an apple."
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"I mean, it's no wonder kids are shooting up schools"
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"with lunches like these."
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"When I was a kid, I ate sloppy joes,"
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"pizza on a bagel."
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"my stupid mom had to get a different car."
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"I will fight against green beans"
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"the same way that I fought against my deadly disease"
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"called cancer."
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"For the children."
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"that I was the first female president."
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"- Before Montez. - Oh, that's right."
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"Ah, well, speaking of President Laura Montez,"
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"she won the Nobel Peace Prize for her work in Tibet. Unprecedented."
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"- What did you think of her speech? - Ugh."
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"I didn't really get a chance to see it because I was..."
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"( coughing ) I was out of the country."
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"This is really great."
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"- No! - Uh-oh."
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"I've got to ask what we're all thinking..."
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"- The White House. - Mm."
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"I have no plans to run"
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"at this time."
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"I'm also very busy with adult literacy."
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"- And AIDS? - And AIDS, yes."
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"- We must never forget AIDS. - Certainly not."
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"A very special thank you to our very special guest,"
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"- He's a great guy. - Oh."
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"Back to you, Jane."
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"Thanks, Danny."
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