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Clips from Ballers - Head-On (S01E01)

"about this at the game tonight."
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"Wow, still chickish."
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"- (whistle blows) - (grunting)"
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"Violent hands. I want you violent at the point of attack."
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"You need a nap, Charles? We got time."
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"- No, sir. Here we go, I'm ready. - Come on."
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"- (whistle blows) - (grunting)"
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"Quit holding. You're clicking your heels, Greane."
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"Kick, slide. Kick, slide. Basics. Come on, man."
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"Didn't you win a fucking Super Bowl, Greane?"
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"- Yes, I did. - A lot of rust."
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"- More than anything, sir. - I don't believe you."
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"Maybe you'd rather see a truck, sugar tits."
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"I only got two. Do you mind if the kid slips in?"
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"- It's not always that way. - Just 99% of the time?"
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"Look, I didn't come here to rub it in your face."
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"No, you did this out of the goodness of your heart, right?"
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"Which is why you used my kid. You're a real class act, man."
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"Hey, Dan, you know what? We don't have to do this."
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"I'll have somebody take you down to the box."
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"Don't go soft on me, Strasmore."
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"- I'll ease up on you. - You promise?"
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"- I'm a sensitive man. - Sensitive?"
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"After all I've done for that bald,"
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"multicultural motherfucker,"
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"he's gonna hang me out to dry with Anderson? Me? Fuck him."
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"They can fuck each other in the dicks for all I care."
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"(sighs)"
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"- I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry. - It's all right."
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"How are you? Huh? How you doing? How's your dog?"
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"- Dog's doing fine. - Oh, you know what I read the other day?"
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"This is fucked up. It's a myth that dogs are color-blind."
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"(laughs)"
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"You know, maybe you'd be better off without this Spencer guy."
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"- No, no, no. - Just saying, Joe."
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"I mean, look at me. Don't I look happy?"
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"- Drive safe. - Yeah."
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"You got a great kid."
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"We can cut the bullshit now, dude."
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"Just tell me what's on your mind."
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"Instead, I chose to light you the fuck up."
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"It's football. Players are aware of the risks."
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"What if it was you that got laid out?"
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"Some show of respect?"
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"Dan, I didn't have that in me back then."
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"I took that hit, I put it in a box and I buried that motherfucker."
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"That was it. I moved on."
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"And for whatever reason, after I retired,"
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"that moment's been haunting me."
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"I'm just trying to make it right."
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"You did me a favor."
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"Don't say that, man."
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"of my chance at greatness for years,"
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"telling everyone Spencer Strasmore was dirty,"
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"when the reality was I was a great college player,"
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"but I was a below-average pro."
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"Six teams in eight years."
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"Man, it got to the point where I stopped making friends"
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"'cause I knew I wouldn't be around long enough to remember everybody's name."
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"- You never had that problem, did you? - No."
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"played in a playoff game, had a single moment of glory."
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"Not a cheer from the crowd."
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"Nothing."
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"I was chasing something I was never gonna get."
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"But that hit that you've been losing sleep over,"
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"that was a straight-up mercy kill."
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"Better than talking to a shrink."
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"(both laugh)"
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"Giancarlo! Whoo!"
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"Hi there, Spence."
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"- What's up, brother? - What's up, man?"
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"- Good to see you. - Good to see you, too. How's it going?"
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"Everything is good. This is one of your biggest fans, Dan Balsamo."
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"- And counting. - Look at you. You know your stats."
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"Want me to sign this? All right."
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"Hey, how'd it go?"
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"- You didn't text me. - Mmm."
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"No word just yet."
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"Baby, what happened?"
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"What drills did you run? You do some pass sets?"
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"Oh, yeah. A bunch of those."
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"Some punch drills."
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"Did you tell him how my aunt grew up in the same town as his mom?"
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"No, I didn't get a chance to do that, baby."
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"Mm, yeah."
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"A nickname is a good sign."
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"I really think I blew it."
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"Everybody counted on me to get it back"
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"and I just landed square on my ass."
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"Oh, baby, it couldn't have been that bad."
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"No, I literally landed on my ass."
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"Right on your ass? Phew!"
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"Oh, shoot."
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"Look, nobody wanted this comeback for you more than I did."
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"You know that. I'm sorry, baby."
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"But I do have some news that might ease some of that pain."
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"- Oh, yeah? - Yeah."
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"I was supposed to have my period a while ago and I didn't,"
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"so I took one of these and, bam."
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"- Are you sure? - I'm positive."
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"(laughs) Yes, I'm sure."
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"So I'm gonna be a daddy?"
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"Yes. Ooh, Daddy."
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"I like that way more than sugar tits."
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"I love you, baby."
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"I'm gonna be a daddy."
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"(crowd cheering)"
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"I do owe you beers. Yeah, but one second."
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"please welcome Miami Dolphins legend Spencer Strasmore."
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"(cheering)"
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"Commentator: Spencer Strasmore is certainly a fan favorite here in Miami."
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"Joining him is former Buffalo Bills running back"
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"Not a bad plug, huh? I told your wife to watch."
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"Commentator: throw out the first pitch,"
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"and that certainly was a great matchup"
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"when they were playing head-to-head in the NFL."
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"Thank you, Commish. Here you go, big man."
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"Hey, um, ahem, don't fuck this up."
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"Not a chance, pal."
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"Commentator: beautiful outside the ball park"
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