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Clips from Ballers - Head-On (S01E01)

"(doorbell rings)"
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"Reggie: That's my Lionel Messi move right there."
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"and we have all the pictures back on file, everything."
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"So, what, you gonna swipe my catchphrase now? Is that it?"
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"That's what we wanted to do."
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"Man, you said I could trust you, Reg."
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"Man, just get up out of my face right now."
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"Uh..."
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"(door opens, closes)"
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"Not now, y'all. Look, I got to drive this shit off."
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"Hopefully there ain't no jizz on my seats."
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"Good, good, hoped to catch you."
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"- No, I just need a minute. - 60 seconds, go."
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"Ahem. I just want to let you know"
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"of what we were there to do and we accomplished our goal."
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"This whole sports division was my idea."
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"And I brought Spencer in when you didn't want him."
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"But he's Spencer Strasmore and you're..."
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"- That's great, Spencer. - Yeah."
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"Oh, no, no, no. I was just really excited to get the good news."
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"- Me or him? - Him, Spencer."
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"You need to go talk to a psychologist."
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"Woman: Hi, Dan's Auto Collision. This is Kerri."
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"Pretty bad shape. You can't miss it."
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"(gearshift clicks)"
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"(tires squeal)"
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"A little TTD surprise just for you, Chuck."
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"in the career of the great Charles Greane."
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"And you, my friend, had the best feet I have ever witnessed."
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"You were the Baryshnikov of football."
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"'cause you were so graceful, you were so nimble."
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"Word on the street is Black Swan's coming back."
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"Black Swan was a monster."
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"Seriously, there was no getting around the dude."
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"Whenever I thought I had a clear path to the quarterback,"
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"What do you want?"
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"and figured I'd throw a little business your way."
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"Shit."
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"Shit. The glasses."
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"♪ Yeah, walking on the fighting side of me ♪"
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"♪ If you don't love it, leave it ♪"
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"I told you I don't want to fucking talk about it."
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"Well, I do want to talk about it."
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"I might have overcooked it, but I..."
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"(sighs)"
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"Hey, champ! How'd the scrimmage go?"
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"- Wow. - Dan: Sweet!"
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"That sounds like a yes."
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"No, it'd be horrible to have the house all to myself."
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"- Yeah. - Danny! All right, we're leaving."
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"every time I walk through the door,"
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"I do. I am. I'm trying to, okay?"
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"You know, the sad thing is,"
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"Hey, you didn't tell me they were playing the Yanks tonight."
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"- Might stab a few lasers. - What, are you 12?"
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"Any hot chicks come around, I'll just tell them that it's my son's"
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"Aw, come on, man. What does that mean, huh?"
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"Okay? And I made sure he knows that."
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"You sound like a jealous chick, buddy."
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"(phone rings)"
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"Yeah."
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""Wide World of Sports" big."
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"Everybody's gonna be talking about this."
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"$45 million guaranteed."
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"He's a 265-pound defensive tackle in an orange McLaren."
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"Did you try that laser tag place he's always talking about?"
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"(sighs)"
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"Well, might not want to tell your new best friend Anderson"
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"(whistle blows)"
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"Widen your stance."
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"How much do you want this comeback, sugar tits?"
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"- Let's go. - (whistle blows)"
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"- Hey, Sally. - Hi."
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"No problem, Spence. Enjoy the game, sweetheart."
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"- (laughs) Bye. - Thank you."
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"- (Dan laughs) - Spencer: What?"
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""Okay if the kid slips in with us?""
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"Forget it."
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"You're doing a real nice thing here."
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"- Yeah. - You're sensitive?"
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"- Jesus. - Kind of big, too."
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"You got to embrace the freedom that comes with being your own boss."
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"Anyways, I got to run, dude."
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"- Pick up Grandma. - Yeah."
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"- Yeah. Yeah. - Oh, yeah, yeah."
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"Okay."
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"I could have pulled back, but I didn't."
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"I make no apologies about it. It's the type of player I was back then."
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"Would you want a handshake, a "no hard feelings"?"
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"I've been dining out on the idea you robbed me"
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"I mean, do I miss football? Yeah."
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"- Seriously? - Yeah, that's my boy."
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"Adam. Adam. Come on."
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"All right, and this is the big man right here."
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"- How you doing? - 37 home runs."
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"Okay, I want to know more. Was Siefert cool?"
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"It was a different side of him I never seen before."
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"He kept calling me "sugar tits.""
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"Like right on it."
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"(laughs)"
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"Commissioner, thank you."
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"You owe me some beers."
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"Announcer: We direct your attention to the field."
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"and his son, number 11, Adam Balsamo."
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"Okay."
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"All right, let's do this. Yeah, buddy."
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"(groans)"
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"(crowd booing)"
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"(crowd booing)"
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"♪ I need direction to perfection ♪"
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"♪ No, no, no, no, help me out ♪"
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"♪ You know you got to help me out, yeah ♪"
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"♪ Is there room for one more son? ♪"
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"♪ And these days all the girls is down to roll ♪"
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"Ah!"
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"I might be playing the wrong sport, y'all."
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"- Happy days. Happy days, fellas. - Vernon: Vince!"
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"Vernon: So everything is cool?"
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"Everything is now everything."
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"Man, chill, Reggie."
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