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Clips from Ballers - Head-On (S01E01)

"- Can you run it back? - Ricky: Absolutely, man."
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"No doubt, man. Hey, the graphics... great touch, man."
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"Outstanding, brother."
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"Blindsided again."
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"Dan, long time no see."
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"Well, got a little car trouble."
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"And, man, I've been seeing your ads all over TV"
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"Don't need your business."
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"Hey, Dan."
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"You won't even give me a tow?"
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"You wrecked your car as an excuse to talk to me?"
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"- That's sad. - (laughs) Come on. You crazy?"
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"What? No, I didn't. The sun was in my eyes."
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"(laughs)"
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"Man, look, my car is busted. I can't take it anywhere."
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"I just need a tow. We don't even have to talk."
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"And I swear to God I won't bring up the hit."
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"Please?"
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"- (music playing on radio) - (exhales)"
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"So you got married?"
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"Yeah, I bet you got kids."
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"(volume increases)"
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"♪ Switching sides and standing up to things ♪"
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"♪ They believe in... ♪"
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"Hell of a jam."
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"♪ You're walking on the fighting side of me... ♪"
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"Hey, you got a son. (chuckles)"
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"That's great."
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"Had a feeling you were a dad."
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"You know, not many guys go from SMU to the league,"
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"especially after the death penalty."
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"- I don't care. - I do care."
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"- I don't suck dicks. - I do... not..."
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"You almost got me... Do that either."
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"Oh, my God, it's him."
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"Please, let me take this."
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"Spencer Strasmore. It's great to meet you."
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"- Yeah, hi. Thank you. - Hi. Sure."
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"This looks great. Salami or pepperoni?"
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"- Salami. - Good choice."
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"- Awesome. - Three for five and two RBls."
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"(whispers) Who's the bald guy?"
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"Oh, that's the plumber. Toilet's backed up again."
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"Big man, Spencer Strasmore. What's your name?"
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"- Adam. - Adam, it's good to meet you."
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"I used to play ball with your dad."
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"- You a Marlins fan? - I love the Marlins."
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"Well, hey, you know what?"
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"I happen to have extra tickets to tonight's game"
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"Yeah, that's really not a good idea."
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"Adam: Please? Yes, yes! Please! Please, Dad."
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"Danny, let him take you to the ballgame."
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"Make him buy you some beers."
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"Sure you're okay with that?"
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"What in the world will I do without you?"
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"It was good to meet you. I'll see you tonight, big man."
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"Bye, Spencer."
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"I see you're still playing dirty."
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"- I didn't think you'd be home. - Hey."
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"I'm glad you're here."
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"So what you think?"
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"I gave that to you weeks ago."
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"I'm just catching up on stuff."
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"I figure if I put it here,"
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"I'll be thinking of you."
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"And bananas. It's symbolic, though."
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"It reminds me also that I'm done with low-hanging fruit."
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"I want what's high in the tree."
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"Reaching for the sky. I want a coconut."
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"I want you. You're my beautiful coconut."
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"You know, Ricky, in the craziest way imaginable,"
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"you got me to a place where now I know what I want."
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"I don't know. I just know that if I don't salvage"
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"what's left of my self-respect, I'll never find it."
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"When you do, tell him to go fuck himself for me, please?"
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"Listen, you have to want to evolve, okay?"
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"You keep promising and apologizing, but you don't really do it."
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"I swear to God, I'm trying to."
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"Talking about my father on national TV, that was evolving."
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"And you know what? I couldn't have ne that without you."
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"you're no better than he is."
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"I'm gonna go get the rest of my stuff."
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"You don't have to leave that up."
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"- (phones ringing) - (chatter)"
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"Holy shit! Can't wait to see Stanton go yard on them."
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"- Where'd you get the glove? - Borrowed it from a neighbor's kid."
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"- Meaning you stole it. - I'll fucking return it."
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"I'm not bare handing a foul ball."
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"Right, because you jerk off and catch with the same hand?"
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"You can't take the risk of breaking a finger?"
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"- (mock laughing) - Got me."
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"but I can't take you to the game tonight."
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"I'm gonna pretend that you didn't just say that"
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"I like you, too. I'm sorry, but something came up."
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"You can't just disinvite me."
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"Joe, I'm sorry, okay? I promise you, I'm gonna get you next time."
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"Who is she, huh? She better have a magical fucking vagina."
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"- It's not a woman. - (sighs)"
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"Because he's been showering you with praise"
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"Ever since we got those pictures back from Angie."
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"Did you tell him that while you were on Snapchat together?"
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"Be careful with him. Watch your ass, all right?"
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"You think life in the league was hard?"
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"I've seen him shoot 20 guys in the back of the head."
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"They don't show up the next day. They're just gone."
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"The bodies are buried all over Boca."
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"Joe, Joe, Joe. For the last time, it's not Anderson."
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"Hey, a lot of vacancy in Coral Gables."
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"Might be a nice place to set up our own shop."
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"Hey, buddy. Here at the office with Joe."
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"- What's good? - Dallas came in big."
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"Lead story on "SportsCenter" big."
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"- (hums "SportsCenter" theme) - Wow."
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"That is amazing. Higher than their last offer."
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"You're the best agent in the business, buddy."
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"Well, the best agent in the business can't seem to find his client."
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"- He's kind of hard to miss. - Did you call Mama? Marcus?"
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"Jason: I did, you know, and Dallas wants an answer now,"
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"and is talking to aliens or some shit."
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"You know, Joe,"
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