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Clips from Ballers - Head-On (S01E01)

"I'm just saying we don't have to be slobbering all over the man."
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"Let's not forget all this shit was Spencer's fault in the first place."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I just came to deliver good news."
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"Well, next time a fucking phone call will do."
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"Wow."
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"Well, you're lucky I didn't call Vernon and tell him about"
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"your little joy ride you took with Angie the other night."
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"- Joy ride? - He's tripping."
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"I wish I was tripping. She gave me the entire rundown last night."
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"Every gag-inducing detail."
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"Man, what the fuck you do now, Reggie?"
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"Nothing. I took her home just like you asked me to."
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"And we were bonding over what an asshole Spencer is."
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"But I wasn't the fucking asshole who disrespected her"
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"and made her take the bus home."
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"- You did what? - She jumped out the car."
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"Because you pulled your pecker out at the stoplight."
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"Reggie: Listen, man, we was getting along."
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"I thought she wanted to fuck."
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"So that's your move? Pull out your dick?"
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"Reggie: What's the big deal?"
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"What's the big deal? You offered to pay her."
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"Everyone got the right to get paid."
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"Jason: What the fuck is wrong with you, Reggie?"
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"Reg, hey, you treated her like a piece of meat."
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"- Angie didn't deserve that. - I thought she was a ho."
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"That shit ain't right, Reg. Ange, she cool."
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"She ain't even a ho like that."
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"My cousin Felicia, cooler than a mother."
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"But she an enormous ho. I mean, suck your dick through your jeans."
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"What? Felicia ain't cool at all."
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"I didn't say nothing 'cause I thought nothing of it."
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"You don't consider the consequences and you have no respect."
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"- You didn't do what I asked. - Wait, wait."
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"And you disrespected a woman."
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"- What are you talking about? - I ain't got shit to say to you right now, Reggie. Bounce."
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"Oh, wow."
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"(scoffs)"
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"you know what? Fuck... fuck all y'all."
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"Awkward transition, but I spoke to Dallas."
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"I told them that we cleared this mess up."
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"They're gonna send over an offer today. (laughs)"
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"I don't think the whole boat mess was a joke."
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"I didn't get laid."
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"Yet another colossal failure on your part."
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"- Thank you, Lanaia. - You're welcome."
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"Failure?"
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"At least give me credit for that."
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"It was a pretty good idea."
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"- He's exceeded my expectations. - Mine, too."
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"Mr. Anderson, Spencer and I are a team."
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"Gold medalist in being a pain in my butt."
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"- (door closes) - (engine starts)"
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"I feel like I put something to rest, you know?"
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"Gained some clarity."
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"After I passed the CT exam,"
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"it's like new doors have been opening."
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"I double-checked your results"
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"and nothing's changed."
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"- It's all clear. - Ah, good."
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"I just wanted to be absolutely sure."
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"Kind of pulled an Usain Bolt out of here last time."
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"(laughs) I believe the starting gun"
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"was my suggesting that you see a psychologist."
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"I couldn't wait to shout it to the world."
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"- Mm, but now you're back. - Yeah."
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"Follow-up never killed anybody."
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"You still having the nightmares?"
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"Flashbacks."
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"I drilled a guy and knocked him out of the game."
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"Suffer any permanent damage?"
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"He never played again."
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"I see."
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"Was it a clean hit?"
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"Well, depends on who you ask."
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"No flags on the play, though."
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"But now I keep seeing his commercials all over TV."
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"Dan's Auto Collision. It's fucking weird."
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"Dan Balsamo."
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"I love those commercials."
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"Look, just nut up and go see the guy already."
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"Doc, you watch your language. (laughs)"
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"I'm happy to help, Spencer,"
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"but this isn't what I do."
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"Why? I don't need a psychologist. I'm talking to you."
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"Bye, Spencer."
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"(ringing)"
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"Hi, yeah, I'm calling about an accident I just had. I need some help."
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"Sure, where can we find you?"
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"I'm at the medical park on the corner of Biscayne and 74th"
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"in a white Range Rover."
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"He's an old friend."
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"Okay, I'll send him right away."
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"All right. Great. Thank you. I'll see you soon."
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"- (tires pop) - (brakes squeal)"
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"This better be important, man."
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"Julie would kill me if she find out I was back over here."
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"Relax, all right? Me and the boys cooked up something special for you."
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"Or this guy did."
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"- Ooh! - (laughs)"
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"- (music playing on TV) - (crowd cheering)"
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"Ricky's voice: This is a testimonial of the finest moments"
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"A career that seemed dead has now risen from the ashes like a phoenix."
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"Schlereth: Charles, there's an old saying in the National Football League."
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"Hands are great, but feet are better."
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"Your teammates used to call you the Black Swan, for crying out loud,"
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"You owned that line of scrimmage."
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"Freddy T, my rookie year, told me the game's like a roller coaster, buddy."
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"So get your ass in gear. See you in Foxboro."
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"It's gonna be nice and cold. It ain't gonna be Miami muggy."
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"he always came back and shut that shit down."
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"You should still be playing, big man."
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"(grunting) Hey, Charles, if you have any itch to still play,"
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"you scratch that son of a bitch off until it bleeds, buddy."
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"I'll see you in Foxboro, buddy."
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"Let's go a few more rounds, motherfucker."
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"You need somebody to train you? Call me. I'm your guy."
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"Ha!"
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"Feeling that, Charles?"
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"Did you like it?"
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