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Clips from Shameless - Pilot (S01E01)

"There's nothing they won't do for each other..."
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"We know how to fucking party. Wa-hal"
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"[POLICE SIRENS WAILING]"
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"-Electric. -E|electric."
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"DEBBIE: Hey, I need something for show-and-te||."
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"WOMAN: No Candi again? -Bobby's got a bail hearing."
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"Hey, would you tap that ass?"
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"-What? -l'll get you a plastic bag."
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"-Melissomophobia. -Oh, right."
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"Have you done Newton's first? I've got a great one for that."
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"I'm still gonna have to charge you for this."
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"Charge me?"
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"LIP: Jesus."
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"Fiona. We need to go if we're gonna get a ride to the club."
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"-I'll put it back on later. I have a tag gun. -What?"
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"lfl had it my way You know that I'd make her say"
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"Ah! SONY-"
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"Uh, I was gonna offer to buy you a drink anyway."
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"-Once or twice. LIP: Ah. Wow."
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"For instance."
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"FIONA: I'm not kidding, Steve."
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"I nearly peed myself when you hit him. Well, I did a little."
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"She worked housekeeping at Cook County."
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"A fucking Monte Carlo."
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"Move, move, move. Come on."
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"Internet startup."
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"High school dropout."
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"...10,000 employees kissing his ass. "Yes, boss. No, boss.""
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"Hold on."
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"All quiet up the wooden hill?"
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"Straight answer, if I hadn't busted my skull for you..."
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"I mean, we're healthy and we're happy, but when people ask, we say:"
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"...about a month back at Crobar, I was desperate to buy you a drink."
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"''I can't. She won't. We wouldn't.''"
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"All the indications being that I'm getting a second chance..."
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"Tell me to stop and I'll stop."
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"...but they have to actually catch me doing something."
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"STEVE: Hi."
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"Right. Chick thing?"
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"-Oh, so I'm only here for a fuck? -Never crossed your mind?"
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"...and she's blaming you?"
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"It can buckle yourjaw which will buckle your hips and affect your posture."
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"Not right now."
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"-Mrs. Jackson. -Ohh!"
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"I'm out of plastic bags. Why don't you leave your shoes out here..."
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"He caught Lip."
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"More likely you jumped the turnstiles and he twisted it..."
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"-...trying to outrun the transit cops. -No. Always elevate extremities."
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"Can I get it through here or is it better around the back?"
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"-Gallagher, number 2119? -Yeah, but that's not ours."
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"KEVIN: Where you going with those?"
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"-Veronica wants them. -Well, give me one."
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"Fifteen years. Fifteen years. I've done everything in my control."
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"Your washer's in the yard. We don't need it."
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"So you gotta come pick it up before it starts rusting."
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"No."
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"Did the guy connect it?"
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"Let me smell your breath."
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"Ian, I sign your check. What's bad for him is really bad for you."
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"They're just corn chips with fake hair. Fake corn, even."
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"She won't talk to me. I can't force her to take her meds."
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"...because she's yelling that the CIA is stealing her trash."
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"Enough's enough. Boys, let's go. Get in the car. I have to take the boys..."
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"Just tell me you didn't go and get some girl pregnant."
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"You got yourself a job for life with this joker."
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"Get up!"
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"[LINE RINGING]"
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"STEVE: Hello ?"
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"With your hair pinned high."
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"And you were dancing next to a red-haired girl in a green dress."
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"Jenna dances for an audience."
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"You're not lost. You don't need finding."
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"Fiona?"
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"...or people diametrically opposite to Steve have always let me down."
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"-If he knew how to have fun, sure. -Fiona, I can't help my upbringing."
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"We finished here, guys?"
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"Still looking for fun, Fiona?"
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"Mom, we have to wear our shoes. There's bits of glass on the floor."
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"-Sorry, Lip. LIP: It's okay."
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"I'm a bit off today, aren't I, Karen?"
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"Plenty of tequila. I think I'm out of lime. Definitely Gin Fizz."
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"So, what if your dad comes back and sees me here?"
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"Ever try to play pool with a rope?"
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"Yeah, sorry. Sorry, Kash. ljust...."
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"-Thanks for the tools. -Anytime, as long as I get them back."
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"With kids. What else did he buy you, Ian?"
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"Stuff."
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"And Sox tickets for his birthday. So, what does that make you, Lip?"
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"...cheats on white fundamentalist wife with gutless gay boy."
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"I think they're all asleep."
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"I don't know."
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"You can just ignore him. And you, move."
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"No, I get it. It's, "Prove you're looking for work--""
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"FIONA: You worked there a week. STEVE: What happened?"
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"Slaughterhouse, poultry. Dangerous work."
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"And what do I get for my pain and suffering?"
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"I like him."
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"VERONICA: Yo."
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"...you can play whatever you want, but if you're gonna bump this time of night..."
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"--ladies and gentlemen"
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"[FIONA AND VERONICA GRUNTING]"
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"STEVE: Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Gave me a condom."
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"[LIAM WARBLING]"
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"How can that be good for you? Or-? Or that?"
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"-How can that be good for you? -You know what's not funny?"
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"You. Ever."
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"Roger Spike)’-"
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"Roger Spikey?"
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"Fucking donkey-dick Roger Spikey? The original beef-meister?"
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"Not a rumor."
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"Like, up the ass?"
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"-That sausage is great, huh? DEBBIE: Haven't had eggs in a while."
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"Sorry, Deb, I totally misheard that. Perforated eardrum on the right."
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"LIP: Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Ian, Lip, dishes soon as you're done."
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"...because every single one of them reminds me a little bit of me."
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"-...except she's not a raging psycho bitch. -Blow."
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"Don't have a clue where he got that from. Wants to be a paratrooper."
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"Liam, gonna be a star."
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"He and the ex were close."
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