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Clips from American Dad! - Roger Passes the Bar (S10E10)

"♪ Good morning, USA! ♪"
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"♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
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"♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"♪ Good... ♪ ♪ Good morning, USA ♪"
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"Aah!"
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"Hey, Mick! You damn drunk, wake up."
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"Wha...?"
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"I'm with Beezus on this one, guys."
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"Oh, hi."
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"Girl shoulders!"
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"I'm Charlotte."
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"This is a bit embarrassing..."
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"but I'm required to go door-to-door"
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"I just want to say I won't be any trouble."
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"I'm sorry."
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"We got a... we got a big problem here, Roger."
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"Bets!"
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"Hey, uh, can I use your bathroom?"
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"Now what?"
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"You've probably got varicose veins."
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"a sense of community"
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"Hey, I see you with that TP!"
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"Roger, try to take it easy."
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"I'd love to chat, Franny, but I'm swamped"
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"Well, maybe we can be of service."
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"Hole's jammed again."
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"And I just need you to sign here."
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"I see you back there!"
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"Never gonna catch me!"
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"No, I ain't."
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"And if you keep up this pace, the next one'll be your last."
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"Roger, I brought someone to see you."
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"I'm not selling the bar! You better..."
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"Everything."
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"Nonsense. Just because I no longer own my bar"
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"doesn't mean I can't serve."
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"from now until I die neatly filed in a bucket."
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"Okay, off to work."
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"Well, when you boys are done out here, why don't you, um..."
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"But you got to give them back so I can return them"
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"to my bisexual uncle's loft"
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"before he gets home from his vacation in Croatia."
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"Sounds like they're having fun."
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"Hey, look who it is!"
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"Everything's different."
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"to take to the lake."
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"Being pushed out of my own bar is worse"
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"He'll be fine. There's police everywhere."
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"Plus, he's got a snorkel."
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"Mick, what are you doing out here?"
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"I can't thank you enough. Can't fix it until you let go, Mick."
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"From the bottom of my heart. Please let go, Mick."
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"and put everything back to the way it was!"
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"Right, that's what we're doing. Why? What did I say?"
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"Thank you, Toby. Yeah, you're welcome."
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"Again, thank you from the bottom of my heart."
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"Boring."
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"Well, it sounds like"
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"And there's never a dull moment"
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"with bar fights every hour on the hour."
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"You showered with my wife!"
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"Roger's Spot."
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"Hey, look at you"
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"You don't have to say, "Dive on in.""
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"would they have invited me to be the keynote speaker"
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"I've applied a bed of thin-set,"
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"Wow, this room looks really great!"
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"Told you this would work."
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"Oh, no, no. No, it's okay."
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"Sober? That can't be."
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"Okay, people, are you ready to..."
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"They're all entrepreneurs"
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"whose stories I haven't fully researched."
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"Hey, Mick's here! Mick, stand up."
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"Do "Dive on in"!"
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""Let's get rowdy rowdy!""
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"Also, all the meat is kangaroo."
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"That's actually a pretty lean protein!"
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"Fine, you want the real dirt?"
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"Boycott Roger's Spot!"
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"Boycott Roger's Spot!"
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"I am ruined."
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"Hi. Can I help you?"
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"Oh, hey, boys."
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"Uh-huh. And I've found that horn-dog teenagers"
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"Stop doing that!"
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"about what it meant to be a man."
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"And we carried that with us the rest of our lives."
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"Snot joined the Army,"
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"Good night, Rog."
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"and I can legally sell you alcohol again."
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"You'll always have a place to drink here,"
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"you degenerate scumbag."
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"Ramona went into her room. No permission!"
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"The sign said, "Do Not Enter.""
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"Do not enter..."
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"the kingdom of heaven!"
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"Beezus is a Christ figure! Her name rhymes with Jesus."
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"It's right there!"
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"I-I just moved here."
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"to notify all my new neighbors that I'm a registered..."
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"sex offender."
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"and what have you still not received?"
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"Wait. A-Are you saying you did stuff..."
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"with boys?"
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"Yeah."
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"Like, an insane amount of stuff."
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"I mostly just stay home and watch the Spice Channel"
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"and Cartoon Network, so if you guys ever want to come..."
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"No. No, Charlotte!"
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"Bad Charlotte!"
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"Oh, my God, do you know what this means?"
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"We're gonna get laid!"
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"And the Spice Channel is still profitable!"
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"Well, your problem keeps my lights on, Mick."
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"Oh, crap. Betsy! Keg change!"
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"Where is that damn girl?"
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"It's for customers only. Well, no, right,"
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"I'm totally gonna get some food."
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