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Clips from NewsRadio - Who's the Boss: Part 1 (S04E04)

"Bill, I'm gonna need to see the copy for today's "Real Deal With Bill McNeal.""
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"Bill, no offense, but generally,"
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"was a smashing success."
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"I'm just trying to toughen up the little lady."
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"Dave was just setting me straight on your weight problem. My what?"
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"Honestly, I think he still loves you. He's a little worried."
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"Well, keep up the good work, fellas."
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"Yeah, I wish I could work. I can't even get to my desk here."
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"And why would that be, Matthew?"
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"I don't want to cross the line."
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"Sorry, Mr. James."
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"I just can't guarantee his safety. Oh, all right."
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"Look, he called you a little lady, and I corrected him."
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"So you're saying I'm manly?"
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"What is wrong with you?"
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""It up immediately." What the hell's that supposed to mean?"
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"You are not alone. Get out!"
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"You know, you really shouldn't let him get to you like that. I know what I'm doing."
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"It's just... this job. This job!"
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"I didn't know it was gonna be so-- Bill-intensive?"
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"Well, no. Bill-centric?"
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"No. It's like Bill-bastic."
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"- I don't follow. - Dave, he's driving me crazy."
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"Hidden camera in the ladies room? No."
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"Okay. Wait, wait, wait."
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"Before we do this, could we get back to the hidden camera in the ladies' room?"
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"that Matthew was going to the ladies' room by accident."
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"Was he? Yes."
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"So you're striking so that you can get some beef too?"
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"What? No."
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"So if they go on strike, I gotta go on strike too."
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"you just have to face facts."
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"- What? - An evil plan..."
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"I'm obviously thinking on a higher plane than you guys."
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"Bill, where would we all be if Winston Churchill said,"
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"And as the boss, I hereby order myself not to be the boss forever."
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"Lisa and I have wrestled with this issue for some time."
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"Now get out of my office. We weren't talking about our sex life."
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"The coffeemaker's just the tip of the iceberg."
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"This is really driving you crazy, isn't it?"
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"Warm. Warmer."
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"All right. Okay."
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"Coffee machine broken! No coffee!"
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"Calm yourself, little one. Matthew?"
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"[ Imitating Train Chugging ]"
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"- Right next to the commissary. - Yeah, Bill?"
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"I'll get down there right away. You're staying here. We're understaffed."
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"Make this your lead story through drive time. Okay, but--"
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"Do it now. Pre-commercial. Tease it with the line:"
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"Are you still on strike? Afraid so."
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"Ground wire from the timer was shorting out the heating element."
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"- I'm actually typing! - What are you typing?"
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"Matthew, what are you doing?"
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"You know, Matthew, you addressed this correctly."
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"- I know. Isn't it exciting? - Oh, how exciting!"
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"Wake up, New York. If the furtherance proposed by the mayor goes through,"
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"an additional .085% of pretax revenue..."
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"And that's-- ♪ [ Dramatic Sting ]"
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"Or maybe it wasn't sensationalistic enough?"
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"I have no idea what you're talking about."
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"All I'm doing is getting on the air..."
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"Maestro? Yeah. That's what some of us are calling him now."
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"It's kind of a respect thing. You see-- Uh-huh."
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"How'd you get the piano in here? I had it brought in during lunch."
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"Oh, I remember back when you were boss."
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"So what? At least he's working."
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"Yeah. And Beth appears to be typing up transcripts..."
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"Bill, being a good boss requires more..."
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"- It's cool. - Good. Good."
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"That's-- That's good to hear. Whoops!"
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"That's danger-- No, I don't see any in there."
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"No chips in there, Joe. Maybe-- Maybe--"
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"That's what I'll have, some soup. It's good, and it's good for you."
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"I'll just pop it in here. We'll just turn it on there."
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"They could go on for years even."
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"Oh, look at that!"
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"Oh, well."
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"[ Bell Dings ]"
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"Soup's done!"
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"Bill said-- [ Indistinct ] Matthew, stop it."
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"Bill was just giving you some busy work to do to make himself look like a good boss."
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"I want to know why-- Silence!"
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"I need a moment alone... to think."
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"♪ [ Melodramatic Piano ]"
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"- Well, Bill? - I'll admit I did feel a little overwhelmed."
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"by the puzzle of what to do with a subordinate..."
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"Bill. Please don't apologize."
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"- Can we get back to work then? - Yes."
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"I'm not talking to you right now, Dave."
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"But-But he's... evil. Is he, Dave? Is he?"
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"Just shut up and get back to work! Scram!"
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"Mm-hmm. Why don't you just, uh, tell them to me?"
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"- Sir. - Yeah, Joe?"
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"- Did you sit on your glasses again? - Oh, yeah."
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"I guess I did."
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"Well, I guess then they just want... some."
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"We just gave you this job to prove a point."
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"But the hound-- ♪ [ Ponderous Piano ]"
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"- ♪ [ Sprightly Piano ] - Can we do this without the piano?"
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"- Bill-- - Farce, farce. Farce, farce, farce."
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"[ Dave ] Bill-- Okay, I'm leaving."
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"I don't know. It's just that when I was on the air today..."
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"Zoning hearings and-and tax code revisions..."
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"And sad. I can't tarry here another second."
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"No. I thought you were dying to get back in here."
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"Well, what if I still wasn't your girlfriend,"
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"but I slept with you?"
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"But that's just because I've had you. I understand."
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"I'm sorry. And besides, you know,"
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"of producing Bill's show than I ever did, so--"
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"All right?"
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"[ Both Blowing ]"
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"Don't worry. It's all up here."
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"Bill, you can't just go on the air and improvise your editorial."
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"when you decide to improvise your editorials, it turns into a rambling discourse..."
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"And I happen to think yesterday's editorial,"
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""Microphones: Why Do They Have To Be So Close To Your Face,""
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"Bill, Lisa is not a little lady, all right?"
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"Not your "what," your weight. I said you were little, and Dave practically called me a liar."
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"Dave, my office, now! What?"
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