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Clips from South Park - Sponsored Content (S19E19)

"And it... and it... Spot!"
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"And it's... it's part of a derogatory hate speech"
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"which fosters isolation and loneliness,"
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"is not only right but extremely important!"
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"I'm afraid of bears."
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"Hey, Nathan. Hold up."
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"What were you doing in there?"
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"You and I both know"
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"So righteous, aren't you?"
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"So blind to everything that's going on."
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"You really think all the changes happening to this town"
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"are just coincidence?"
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"This goes so much deeper than you can possibly imagine, Jim."
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"And I'm just gonna make sure I'm on the right side of it."
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"An elementary school newspaper is making big waves"
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"as more and more people say no to news on the Internet."
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"and its news reports aren't paid for by ad companies."
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"I tried ad blockers, but it seemed like every time"
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"I tried to block the ads, they just got smarter."
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"I'm never going back from Super School News."
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"The young editor of the paper claims"
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"which are finding more and more clever ways..."
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"Ooh, brutal celebrity mug shots."
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"Oh! It got me."
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"Ad got me, Sharon."
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"Many voters believe that Syrian refugees"
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"should not be allowed into our country for security reasons."
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"No! You shut the hell up!"
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"You've got a dumpy butt and seven chins."
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"Yeah, well, it's pretty hard to look at you."
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"See, what I know is that there's only one way"
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"It's like a Papa John's pimple party."
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"That was classic, Caitlyn."
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"Principal Victoria?"
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"We need to talk."
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"[ Suspenseful music plays ]"
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"Let's go, P.C.!"
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"All right, everyone. Listen up."
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"Tonight's a very special night for the P.C.s."
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"We're honored to be throwing this event"
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"for people with disabilities."
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"Thanks for coming to our event."
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"Hu - Hn"
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"We're just tired of the way"
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"Can I get you some alcohol?"
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"to persons with disabilities as handicapped."
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"That's so cool of you. Wow."
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"by asking them what their handicap is"
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"is a microaggression no better than asking a person of color"
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"Wow. You're really progressive."
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"No other way to be."
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"and totally crush your pussy."
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"Would that be acceptable to you?"
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"Oh! [ Chuckles ] Well, I-I guess it would."
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"Dude, yeah!"
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"[ Rooster crows ]"
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"McKenzie, you got consent forms?"
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"Oh, yeah. Right here, bro."
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"Rise and shine, guys."
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"If you scored last night, I need your consent forms."
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"Thank you. Whoa, Barker, did you perform cunnilingus?"
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"Nice."
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"What, bro?"
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"and after consenting to putting her mouth on my penis,"
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"- she wanted me to walk her home. - Yeah?"
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"And when I got to her house,"
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"So I asked him if he could tell me about"
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"'cause I guess her dad subscribes"
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"to the school newspaper,"
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"and he picked it up, and I saw the headline said this!"
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"Bro, that little kid wrote that our tolerant views"
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"[ Knock on door ]"
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"Hello."
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"for the South Park Super School News?"
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"We would like to give you $26 million."
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"Contracts. And the first check."
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"We'd love to be in business with you."
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"What is this for?"
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"I represent an organization called GEICO."
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"It's an insurance company."
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"We think Super School News would be a great way"
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"so we thought you could just do some"
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"news stories about car insurance."
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"I know the difference between the news and ads."
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"You think I'm stupid?"
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"You're sort of the last holdout."
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"$26 million just to write some news stories"
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"that get people thinking about their insurance coverage?"
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"Well, they said you'd be tough."
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"Yes."
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"You can try to block ads, but they get smarter."
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"The more we try to shut them out,"
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"the more clever they get."
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"And I'm gonna make sure I'm on the right side of it."
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"[ Gunshot ]"
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"Officer Barbrady?"
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"Do you want to explain to me what pussy crushing is?"
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"What?"
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"Your little meetings you go to at night"
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"to discuss social justice..."
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"It's just a way to pick up on young women?!"
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"You know how college kids are."
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"I don't cheat on you, Sharon."
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"I'm happy."
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"We have Shi Tpa Town,"
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"boutique restaurants, and artisan shops."
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"Diverse people are moving here."
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"This is paradise, Sharon!"
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"Ever since you joined this P.C. thing,"
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"so that you can jump down their throats"
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"for whatever words he or she used."
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""He or she" is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon."
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"You are a bigot."
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"between the news and an ad."
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"You seem to have some mental ability"
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"that allows you to spot an ad in disguise."
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"a pussy crusher?"
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"unwittingly setting the table for the new enemy of humanity."
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"Something much worse."
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"Have you ever felt like an ad had intelligence?"
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