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Clips from South Park - Sponsored Content (S19E19)

"# Ample parking day or night #"
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"# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #"
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"[ Indistinct conversations ]"
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"[ Children screaming ]"
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"P.C. Principal is on the warpath!"
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"in which a student used the word "retarded""
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"The word "retarded" does not belong in our school!"
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"'Cause I'm about to break their fucking legs!"
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"And I know a thing or two"
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"and he thought "r-retarded" to be the best word to describe it."
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"No."
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"You're new here, so you don't understand"
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"how seriously I take my job as editor of the school paper."
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"I don't allow ads, and I don't allow anything"
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"that might t-t-taint the truth behind what people are thinking."
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"if it stops them from having a dialogue."
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"What is that, bro?"
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"[ Breathing heavily ]"
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"One little microaggression."
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"No way, bro. That's wack!"
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"Sometimes victims of oppression are so marginalized"
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"This kid just needs to be shown he's being an Uncle Able."
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"Wow."
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"Have you ever read"
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"There's no ads, no sponsored content,"
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"no links to click on."
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"Just news stories about what's happening."
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"Do you know how long its been"
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"to chase the news, somehow."
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"It's like I'm in a black void"
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"so I click out of that and try to read the news story,"
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"So, of course, I want to see the next slide"
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"I wanted to get a news story,"
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"but instead I'm looking at"
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"And I don't get lost in all the bullshit."
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"we discussed yesterday."
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"I'm not confused at all, actually, P.C. Principal."
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"I'm pretty sure you're the one that's confused, but go ahead."
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"Me too, bro. Me too."
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"Pretty heavy, huh, Jim?"
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"Do you want to ask him what he means by that,"
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"I simply care about a horrible, outdated word"
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"and equates intellectual disability with being..."
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"Come on, Nathan."
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"you use the word "retarded" 400 times a day."
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"Oh, Jimmy."
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"Everyone's about to learn the truth,"
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"A war, Jim."
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"I like to smell trees!"
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"I read Super School News 'cause it don't try and fool me,"
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"and instead of clicking on links, we're reading stories."
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"I felt that the ads were evolving, somehow."
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"that since most people now watch news reports on the Internet,"
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"To disguise them."
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"ANNOUNCER: We now return live to the 2015 presidential debates."
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"Our next question is for you, Mrs. Clinton."
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"What do you think?"
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"but I believe there are several things..."
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"Syrian refugees are all terrorists!"
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"I know that our government"
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"She looks like a donkey took a shit on her face."
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"[ Chuckles ] Yeah, good one, Caitlyn."
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"That was hilarious when you called her a pizza face."
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"You're the best running mate ever."
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"PRINCIPAL VICTORIA: Hello, Mr. Garrison."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- [ Club music playing ] - Celebrate diversity! Whoo!"
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"[ Indistinct conversations ]"
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"I, for one, am sick of how these amazing kids"
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"are marginalized in today's society,"
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"but tonight is about learning and healing."
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"Nice to meet you, Brad. Where do you..."
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"people with disabilities get treated."
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"Yeah, you know, itjust bugs me when people refer"
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"When I hear that word,"
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"So, uh, listen, I think you're really pretty and interesting,"
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"- P.C., bro! - P.C.!"
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"There's a different release form, bro."
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"Dude, I scored with this female,"
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"she had me meet her father, who is Filipino."
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"the cultural and social dynamic of being a Filipino-American."
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"Naturally."
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"So he said some stuff,"
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"and then a newspaper lands on his doorstep,"
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"But that's not true!"
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"That little fucker, dude!"
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"T-That's right."
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"[ Latches click ]"
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"for us to reach new customers."
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"Just state the facts"
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"because the truth is everyone can save by switching to GEICO."
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"Do you really think you can stop ads?"
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"There's a war coming, kid,"
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"Come on! Come with me if you want to live!"
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"Sharon, most of the guys in my P.C. club"
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"I don't want you going over there anymore."
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"Look at what's happened to our town."
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"We have a fucking Whole Foods."
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"And that was all me!"
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"Everyone's being aware of how they talk."
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"All I know is that you've changed."
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"you just bully people"
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"The average human can no longer tell the difference"
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"The P.C. people are simply being manipulated,"
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"You mean ISIS or ninjas?"
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"That it somehow knew what you wanted"
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"What if I were to tell you"
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"I'd say that sounds pretty retarded."
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"Mankind became tired of ads,"
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"so we kept inventing ways to make things ad-free."
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"Sponsored content?"
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"Ready."
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"JIMMY: That's the news."
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"That's an ad."
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"My bad."
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"That's a perfect score."
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"You are a very special child, Jimmy."
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"I prefer "handicapped," actually."
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"Do you know Leslie?"
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