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Clips from South Park - Sponsored Content (S19E19)

"Me neither, dude."
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"Yeah, and, like, if you're gonna belittle"
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"to other marginalized groups like us?"
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"I mean, this kid could be the next Hitler."
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"And if you guys could stop Hitler, what would you do?"
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"and totally smash some puss, bro."
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"- Hell, yeah, dude! - No!"
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"[ Dramatic music plays ]"
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"I'm Leslie."
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"Did they bring you in and give you a bunch of tests, too?"
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"Are you special, too?"
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"but they have to stay very hidden."
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"I'm just having a hard time swallowing all this."
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"Mr. Garrison, I wasn't fired."
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"This goes much higher than anyone knows."
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"really thinking I could make a difference."
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"I've been called a... pussy crusher"
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"of a very few individuals in my P.C. frat."
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"Jimmy Valmer is off the school newspaper."
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"Well, and so I clicked on the headline,"
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"but it turned out to be an ad for Reddi-wip,"
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"and when I tried to cancel that,"
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"What does this mean, dude?!"
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"Uh-huh."
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"Holy shit."
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"Can you excuse me for a moment?"
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"Well, Jimmy? What do you think?"
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"Does she know she's an ad?"
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"Bro, what the hell is going on, bro?!"
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"We don't know who we can trust."
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"# I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time #"
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"# Humble folks without temptation #"
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"# Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind #"
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"# People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" #"
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"# Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind #"
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"# Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! #"
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"[ Bell ringing ]"
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"Again?"
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"Who was it, huh?!"
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"to refer to our cafeteria lunch policy."
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"Who is in charge of the school paper?!"
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"Uh, he's in charge of the school paper."
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"You gonna break his legs, P.C. Principal?"
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"All right, uh, I-I guess we haven't formally met before."
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"Uh, the reason I need to talk with you, Jason,"
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"is because of a very important..."
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"My name is Jimmy, P.C. Principal."
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"I want to talk to you today about the use of the "R" word"
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"in your school paper."
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"You see, the "R" word is very bad."
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"- Says who? - Says me, all right?"
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"about the rights of people with disabilities."
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"Can you understand that at all?"
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"That was an op-ed piece in the paper"
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"written by a first grader"
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"who found the school lunch policy to be ridiculous,"
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"As the editor of the paper, I didn't think it was right"
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"to censor the words the student used."
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"Okay, well, from now on, I'm gonna need to approve"
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"What'd you say?"
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"I don't want people to be afraid of words"
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"Look, I don't want to get angry, okay?"
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"Why? Are you uncomfortable around people with disabilities?"
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"That's okay. Lots of people are."
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"No, I'm not! I am very not uncomfortable."
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"All right, look... Unless I can approve your paper,"
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"it is not being distributed on campus."
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"You got that?"
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"I can't hand out the school paper in school?"
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"Not unless it is approved by me. Do you understand?"
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"Yep. Got it."
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"Super School News!"
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"S-S-S-S-Suck my dick, P.C. Principal!"
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"Who does this kid think he is, challenging me?"
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"I said one microaggression to him, okay?"
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"But that doesn't mean I have an unconscious bias"
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"But why would a person with a disability not see"
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"that what I'm trying to do is actually protect them?"
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"that they begin to sympathize with their oppressors."
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"Yeah, bro."
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"You're right."
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"I can also count on my P.C. frat brothers to have my back."
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"Let's go, P.C.!"
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"Wow, this is so great."
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"the elementary school newspaper, Linda?"
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"Did you know that the police in Shi Tpa Town"
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"beat up homeless to clear them out?"
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"since I was able to just sit back and read the news?"
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"I got so used to getting news off the Internet,"
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"but I feel like I'm always trying"
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"trying to reach the news story."
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"I'm reading an ad for GEICO,"
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"but it's not a news story, it's a slide show,"
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"celebrity plastic-surgery jobs ever."
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"of plastic surgery gone wrong, so I hit the arrow."
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"But then the arrow wasn't the arrow for the next slide,"
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"it was to take me for an ad for face cream."
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"Aah!"
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"but I'm reading about face cream."
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"It's... It's following me all over the screen!"
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"No!"
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"So I click on the "close" button,"
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"but it wasn't a "close" button, it was another slide show."
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"the top 10 scariest movies of all time."
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"it's for another ad!"
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"Linda."
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"All right, Jim, I know you've been trying"
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"to get your head around some of the social issues"
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"Okay, well, no, you are confused..."
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"Because you don't grasp the severity of this."
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"And that's why I've brought in"
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"another young person with disabilities"
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"to share his feelings."
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"Thanks for coming in to talk to us, Nathan."
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"Nathan, could you tell Jimmy how you feel"
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"Are you serious right now?"
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"You feel like that's a no-no word, right?"
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"That word makes my heart piss its pants."
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"Okay, wow. That's pretty heavy."
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"Iam not uncomfortable!"
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