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Clips from King of the Hill - Dang Ol' Love (S06E06)

"Yaou didn't hear what they were saying behind your back."
King of the Hill
"Peggy, can I borrow a coffee cup?"
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"Oh, a lady friend. Bill, that is so wonderful."
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"GiVe it to me!"
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"Guess who had coffee with his special lady this morning?"
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"The coffee stains on your shirt are a nice touch, Bill..."
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"but we're still not buying."
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"I knew you guys wouldn't belieVe me, which is why I taped her."
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"-I brought coffee for the two of us. -No, thanks."
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"If you're worried the caffeine will make you need to move your bowels..."
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"That's very sweet, but I gotta keep up the pace."
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"See you."
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"Remember when you fell in loVe..."
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"with that speed skater on the Wheaties box?"
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"But this is reality, and I haVe to find someone here."
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"All right, all right, I'll do it."
King of the Hill
"Bill, I'm gonna help you win her oVer."
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"-Yaou will tend to her wounds. -What wounds?"
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"-The one she got from falling in the hole. -What hole?"
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"The hole you dug in the alley."
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"-But I didn't dig a hole in the alley. -Not yet."
King of the Hill
"Oh!"
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"Look, we will dig a minefield of some 20-odd holes."
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"She'll fall, twist her ankle, and you will come to her rescue..."
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"Man, holes is dang old cheap, man."
King of the Hill
"What you need is, like, them good old rap, man."
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"Talking about something like this. "Yao, how you doing, baby?"
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""Know what I'm talking about? It's gonna take two to make it out of sight..."
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"Oh, God. Man, that dang old ball and chain."
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"Man, coVer for me, Hank."
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"Tell her l, like, moVed to DenVer or something."
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"Hey."
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"He's.... Yaou see--"
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"He moVed to DenVer. There, Hank, is that so hard?"
King of the Hill
"Wait! Wait!"
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"Come back!"
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"She's Mr. Boomhauer's girlfriend."
King of the Hill
"Let's see, how can I explain this?"
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"Yaou know how you can be happy eating Vanilla ice cream day after day after day?"
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"Well, Mr. Boomhauer isn't just like that. See, he likes to try different flaVors."
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"Mr. Boomhauer had grown-up sex with the ice cream lady..."
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"Yaou're neVer gonna haVe ice cream again, Bobby."
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"[gasps]"
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"-What about Hank and Peggy? -Between you and me..."
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"[yells]"
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"I'm down."
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"[grunts]"
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"[yells]"
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"Please, come back."
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"[Thank Yaou playing]"
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"[wailing]"
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"[car horn honking]"
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"[moaning]"
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"he just comes in here with his..."
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""dang old this" and his "dang old that" and he steals her away from me!"
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"-Hank? -No."
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"Boomhauer."
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"All he's gonna do is giVe her one night of marathon loVemaking..."
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"but stretched out oVer a lifetime."
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"How could you, Boomhauer?"
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"[groans]"
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"But to you, she's just another notch in your belt."
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"Yaeah, I tell you what, man, you dug your own graVe..."
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"Fellows, Bobby's trying to nap."
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"Dang it, Boomhauer. Now we'll neVer hear the end of this."
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"No. Yaou will not hear the end of this."
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"[whistles]"
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"and dang old diaphragm clutch, man."
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"for my collection."
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"-What are you doing? -I am flirting."
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"I didn't know you liked classic cars."
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"Then again, the only thing I do know about you..."
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"-is where you're ticklish. -I tell you what, man."
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"Why don't we go on back to my place, you gonna make me laugh?"
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"Go, Boomhauer!"
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"Please, don't put on Dido. Please, don't put on Dido."
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""Yaou're the weatherman from Channel 7, right?""
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"And then he says, "No, I'm not.""
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"And then I said, "What are you talking about?"
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"And he said, "No, I am not." And you know what? It wasn't."
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"Hank, why aren't you in the alley? Is it raining?"
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"Oh! I can't listen to this story again!"
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"I got to walk eight blocks to Carter's Market now..."
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"and get my ice cream. Why am I in the middle of this?"
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"[laughs]"
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"There's not really an asparagus lady, Peggy."
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"Does hearing about his bedroom antics excite you?"
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"No. No!"
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"I, l...."
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"I loVe you."
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"Yaeah, you know, the minute I turned 18, man..."
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"my little old mama saying, you know..."
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""Dang old make me proud," you know? But I just don't do it, man."
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"Yaou wanna do some shots?"
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"Ooh!"
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"Dang old.... Dang."
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"Bye."
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"Yao, Hank. Hank, man. Hey, man, talking about it's me, man."
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"Dang old Boomhauer, man."
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"Huh."
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"I just turned on the backyard grill from the swimming pool."
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"And Peggy said man would neVer be able to do that."
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"Boomhauer, this is the coolest fling you'Ve eVer had."
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"Oh, yeah, man. Dang old cool fling, man."
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"I was using the master bathroom..."
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"which, by the way, I should haVe been master of..."
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"and I found this."
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"Hey, man. Put them little old things back!"
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"For a rich woman, she buys pretty flimsy underwear."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Yaeah, I tell you what, man. I tell you, just.... Good riddance, man."
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"Yaou're not normally so touchy about your girlfriends' unmentionables."
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"What are you guys doing here?"
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"It's my bad. Yaeah, I'm sorry, man."
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"I'm sorry. Did you forget something?"
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"Oh, man, I'm sorry. Yaou need to go ahead."
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"Go ahead and unwind, man, I'm sorry. Yaou got my digits."
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"Yaou just go ahead and you call me."
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"I saw this news promo last night..."
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"that said something's going on in restaurant kitchens..."
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