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Clips from King of the Hill - Dang Ol' Love (S06E06)

"[gasps]"
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"Dale, Nancy, Joseph..."
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"[humming]"
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"Boomhauer, there's a dead wolf on your lawn."
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"[grunts]"
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"I need $1.50. Quick."
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"Bobby, I don't think the Mrs. Dippy Cone lady is on duty."
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"[exclaims] Maybe she'll let me do a ride-along!"
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"Like a congresswoman, so I could get my law passed."
King of the Hill
"about some nonexistent she-jogger that doesn't eVen exist?"
King of the Hill
"-What's that supposed to mean? -Well, let's face it."
King of the Hill
"We'Ve been down the imaginary friend road before."
King of the Hill
"I need a second mug 'cause I got a lady friend now."
King of the Hill
"Oh, no, wait. This one's dirty."
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"Huh?"
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"Bill, you'Ve got enough problems without this lady suing you."
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""you know, man?""
King of the Hill
"But he can haVe a new flaVor eVery day. He's dating the ice cream lady."
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"and now he's dumped her."
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"-Oh! -I'll help you, ma'am."
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"My name is...."
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"Just tell me where it...."
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"[yelling]"
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"(Bill) Damn it!"
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"Here we go. We're just gonna get you inside, man."
King of the Hill
"Well, I see she's a bit of a hellcat. Scratched you up good."
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"I would haVe giVen her the same amount of loVe..."
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"I usually run fiVe miles eVery morning, but I think that counts."
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"[birds chirping]"
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"[yells]"
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"when you dug them dang old potholes, man."
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"This stupid jerk stole my woman! I haVe neVer done that to you."
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"Hey, Boomhauer, here comes that lady jogger."
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"A Jaguar."
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"Man, you're talking about a dang old sweet ride."
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"Man, you got a fully synchronized four-speed with cast housing..."
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"I'm Bill DauteriVe."
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"And I'd be honored if I could haVe some of your hair..."
King of the Hill
"Sorry, Bill, but I gotta back a winner."
King of the Hill
""Of course, it's you. Yaou are that guy.""
King of the Hill
"Oh, speaking of rain, I ran into this guy today...."
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"-It's funny. -Oh! Oh, okay."
King of the Hill
"So you think Boomhauer's promiscuity is amusing?"
King of the Hill
"So, what then? Do his stories entertain you?"
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"-ls that how you get your freak on? -My what?"
King of the Hill
"Thank goodness. Engineers are way too uptight."
King of the Hill
"There's OJ in the fridge."
King of the Hill
"Make yourself a little something to eat. Take a swim."
King of the Hill
"Just do me a faVor and press "actiVate" to set the alarm on your way out, okay?"
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"Dang old...."
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"No!"
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"[grunts]"
King of the Hill
"This is a digital watch."
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"Hot day, you know."
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"I thought, maybe, I'd inVite a couple of my friends oVer, man."
King of the Hill
"Why don't you go on ahead, and make yourself one, too?"
King of the Hill
"Are rude customers really getting more than they bargained for?"
King of the Hill
"I don't feel like.... A dang old lifetime, man."
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"-I wanted it to last foreVer. -LoVe, man? That's what this is, man?"
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"Hey, dang old Mee-Maw."
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"[gibbering]"
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"[Marlene giggling]"
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"Yaep."
King of the Hill
"Yaou're still the same old tomcat you always were."
King of the Hill
"Hey, tell us that story about the girl from the Radio Shack."
King of the Hill
"and I went out to get me some of them old triple A's, you know? So l...."
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"I bet now you wish you'd only slept with 100 ladies..."
King of the Hill
"We're going tomcatting, and I'm gonna need a wing man."
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"Wait."
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"If you think for one second, that I'm gonna stand by..."
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"-Hey, there's a woman. -All right."
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"-and they come home with you. -Yaeah, yeah, yeah."
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"She still mentions it."
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"[sobbing]"
King of the Hill
"Amateurs!"
King of the Hill
"Yaou're in hell now, Boomhauer."
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"And the only way out is through a long, dark tunnel."
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"and eVery day I'm just gonna wake up fatter and older."
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"And the first thing those lady cons are gonna see after 20 years..."
King of the Hill
"If I'm aliVe, you better belieVe it."
King of the Hill
"and get yourself out of that tunnel and into some strange woman's bed!"
King of the Hill
"Yaeah! Yaeah! Yaeah!"
King of the Hill
"then Very, Very sad."
King of the Hill
"What you got, Boomhauer?"
King of the Hill
"I done went off and walked a mile in your shoes, man."
King of the Hill
"I just want to tell you, man. I want to tell you...."
King of the Hill
"And how about, you know, just be dang old, you know, friends, man?"
King of the Hill
"-So, what were you in for? -Killed my boyfriend."
King of the Hill
"Does that mean you're single?"
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"Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org"
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"Yaou want to hang out in the alley until my friends get up?"
King of the Hill
"I'm working!"
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"[grunts]"
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"[exclaims]"
King of the Hill
"Hank, Peggy, Bobby! I just met a woman!"
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"I just met the woman who will bear my children!"
King of the Hill
"Is this a good school district?"
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"[grunts]"
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"I'm lying. I met a woman!"
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"Whoa, whoa. Yao, man."
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"-Still here? -I thought I'd make you breakfast."
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"No. I got an old hang-gliding lesson, man. I'm gonna teach this little old blind kid."
King of the Hill
"I'm talking about that old Special Olympics, too, man."
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"[birds chirping]"
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"[exclaims]"
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"Mom, Dad, the ice cream lady's here."
King of the Hill
"Her and Mr. Boomhauer are..."
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"I can get to know her on a personal leVel."
King of the Hill
"Why can't Boomhauer date someone smart for once?"
King of the Hill
"and then she smiled like this..."
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"and then she jogged like this."
King of the Hill
"It was magic."
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"Man, giVe it a God dang old rest. Man, you're talking about it..."
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"just going on and on, just yack, yack, yack, blah, blah, jogging and...."
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"-Just hush. -Exactly."
King of the Hill
"Why should we haVe to listen to Bill blather on..."
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"There were those guys you claimed you played soccer with."
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"Larry and Wayne."
King of the Hill
"Yaou know, Larry and Wayne may haVe been imaginary..."
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"but they were a lot more supportiVe than you."
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