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Clips from Friends - The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin (S07E07)

"Joey, it's Estelle. I just talked to the casting people. They loved you!"
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"- My grandmother's gonna see this. - Grandma's gonna have to get in line."
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"The wedding's so close. Are you nervous?"
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"Cousin Cassie's staying with us for a few days."
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"- Hi. MONICA & PHOEBE: Hey."
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"- Okay. Sorry. RACHEL: Okay."
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"What'd you decide to do about the movie?"
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"It's not like it's porn. This is a serious, legitimate movie."
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"Well, if we make it yesterday, woo-hoo, we're done."
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"- What? - I don't know. Cowboy theme?"
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"- Mm-hm. ...and, uh, we broke up for a few hours."
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"I thought I heard voices. You must be Chandler."
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"- So, ready to go? - Yeah."
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"I wasn't staring. I was listening intently."
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"- You told them you weren't? - That's right."
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"I know, okay? Tomorrow, when I go meet the director..."
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"...fashion."
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"...double-sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat."
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"Are you making him a sandwich?"
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"[DOOR CLOSES]"
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"It's her address book. We have a guest list."
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"And... And I'll always remember that summer..."
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"It took you that long to figure it out, huh?"
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"[BOTH CHUCKLE]"
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"- I was her accountant four years ago. - Oh..."
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"Thanks, you are such a good friend. And this is so weird."
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"[JOEY LAUGHS]"
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"She was the one who turned down the lights."
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"Just has to be words. Say some words."
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"Any words will do."
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"Oh, my God, this is the longest..."
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"...that anyone has not talked ever!"
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"There is nothing you could say to make this worse..."
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"I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice?"
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"We called everyone in your phone book. A bunch of people came."
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"- It kind of works out for the best, heh. - What do you mean?"
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"I totally understand you need to..."
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"[THUD]"
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"Cassie, are you finding everything okay?"
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"Ask her out! She's not your cousin!"
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"- Oh, hey! How was your audition? - Hey."
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"I'm sorry, do I know you?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Practicing blowing you off. I'm gonna be a big movie star!"
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"Oh, you got it?"
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"- Not yet, but the audition went great! - What's it for?"
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"A big-budget period movie about three Italian brothers..."
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"...who come to America at the turn of the century. It's classy."
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"The director's supposed to be the next-next Martin Scorsese."
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"The "next-next"?"
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"A guy from Chicago's supposed to be the next Martin Scorsese."
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"This guy's right after him."
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"[CELL PHONE RINGS]"
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"They loved me!"
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"They want to see you again tomorrow."
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"- Oh, my God. ESTELLE [OVER PHONE]: Just one thing."
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"Do you have a problem with full-frontal nudity?"
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"Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it!"
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"Oh."
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"Uh, okay, let me call you back."
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"- What's the matter? - They want me naked in the movie."
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"- Wow. JOEY: I know."
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"Yeah, but I also can't wait till it's over."
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"We have a pact not to have sex again until the wedding."
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"A "no sex" pact, huh?"
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"Will you give me a hand making up the guest bedroom?"
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"Cassie? I haven't seen her in, like, forever."
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"I wonder if she still carries a Barbie everywhere?"
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"- She's 25 years old. - So? I still..."
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"You're probably right."
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"Pheebs, can I talk to you over here for a second?"
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"PHOEBE: Yeah."
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"Subtle, guys."
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"What?"
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"I know you're planning my surprise bridal shower."
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"Ha, okay, well, don't ruin it. Just play along, at least."
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"I don't know."
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"Nudity's really important to the story."
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"That's what you say about porn."
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"Maybe I shouldn't go on the callback."
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"No, you should. A lot of major actors do nude scenes."
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"The chance to star in a movie? Come on!"
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"That's true. And I'm only naked in one scene. It sounds really great."
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"My character's Catholic. He falls in love with a Jewish girl."
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"We go into a barn, undress each other and hold each other."
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"It's really sweet and tender."
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"Plus, everyone is gonna see your thing."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"When can we have this shower?"
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"She has so much going on, we have only two options."
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"- We have Friday. - That's just two days away."
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"- What is the other option? - Yesterday."
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"It's impossible. We can't do this by Friday."
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"We have to find a place, invite people, get food."
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"There's too much to do."
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"- We cannot do it! - Calm down!"
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"Okay. I'm sorry, you're right. I'm sorry."
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"Just calm down, woman!"
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"Phoebe, I already did."
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"- All right, then I need to calm down. - Okay."
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"I think we can do this if we just get organized."
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"- Uh-huh. - We have two days to plan this party."
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"- We just need to make fast decisions. - Mm-hm."
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"Where will we have it?"
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"- Um, here. What time? - Four o'clock. Food?"
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"- Finger sandwiches and tea. - Ooh, great. Very Monica."
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"- And chili. - Ah, you went one too far."
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"- Uh, flowers or balloons? - Both."
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"- We're paying for this. Okay. - Neither."
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"- Um, what should we do for the theme? - "Lusts of the Flesh.""
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"I'm glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding."
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"Oh, boy. Me too."
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"You know, I was thinking, if we had a big fight..."
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"- Yeah. - Technically, we could have sex again."
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"What do you think, bossy and domineering?"
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"The wedding's off, sloppy and immature."
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"Wait. Cassie's in the guest room. We're going to lunch."
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"Get rid of her, obsessive and shrill!"
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