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Clips from South Park - Pinkeye (S01E01)

"No, Eric, go ahead and take my pudding if you'd like."
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"Why, thank you, Kenny. How nice of you."
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"Aren't you hungry, Kenny?"
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"- He hasn't moved or said anything. - Hello, children."
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"- What're you doing dressed like that? - Eating Kenny's pudding."
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"Hello there. Love the Elvis costume, Chef."
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"That's right, Principal Victoria. It's okay with me because Eric is cool."
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"- Where did you get that costume? - My mom made it. Sieg Heil. Sieg Heil."
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"God bless America. You get into my office before anyone else sees you."
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"I have to show you an educational video."
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"- Watch the video, Eric. - Adolf Hitler was a very naughty man."
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"So remember, kids, dressing up like Hitler isn't cool."
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"- Do you have any questions? - Can I see that again, that was cool."
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"- You must remove that costume. - I can't. I have to win the candy."
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"How about we make you a nice, scary ghost costume?"
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"- Boo, I'm a ghost. - Oh, man, I feel like a total choad."
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"- Hello, children. - Hey, Chef."
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"The planets revolve the right way. That candy is mine."
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"Okay, let's get lined up so the judge..."
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"We have a celebrity judge, the star of Family Ties, Miss Tina Yothers."
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"The second-place award for best costume goes to..."
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"...Kenny for his Edward James Olmos costume."
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"Wendy, for her Chewbacca costume."
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"What? But she looks just like everybody else. Up yours, Tina Yothers!"
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"The award for worst costume this year goes to..."
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"...Stan, for his stupid little clown-thing costume."
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"Let's all gather around and bob for stupid apples."
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"You go first, Bebe."
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"Wait your turn, Clyde."
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"Johnson, what the hell's gotten into you?"
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"Get the hell out of here, Johnson. I don't want no goddamn pinkeye."
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"And the president responded by saying, quote:"
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"With a report, a midget in a bikini."
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"Thanks, Tom. More than half the townspeople..."
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"...have been infected with the virus."
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"Symptoms include a complete loss of heart functions..."
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"...lung activity and, of course, sticky, puffy eyes."
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"Where is Kyle? We don't have all night."
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"- I bet I get more candy than you. - You crazy? I'm the candy master."
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"You're the ass master. There's a difference."
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"I'm not the one who looks like Pippi Longstocking!"
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"- Hey, dudes. - Make sure we've got everything."
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"For shocking people who give granola."
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"Hey, Kenny."
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"- You stink! - You still didn't get a costume, Kenny?"
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"...or Kenny's dad would be a millionaire."
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"I said your dad would be a millionaire. Get it? Kenny!"
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"Your family is poor, Kenny. Your family is poor!"
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"- Hi, guys. - Hi, Wendy."
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"I don't think so. You've had enough candy."
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"How could he be mad with such pretty hair?"
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"- Doctor. - Why, hello, Chef."
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"- Let me guess, pinkeye, right? - No, doctor. I've seen this before."
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"- It's the living dead. - What the hell are you talking about?"
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"Dead people getting up and walking around..."
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"The pinkeye has made you a little delirious."
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"- Let me give you some topical cream. - Damn it, don't you see?"
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"These people have been zombiefied. They got no feeling. I'll show you."
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"Mr. Torres was here for a routine checkup, Chef."
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"Sorry, but my point is, topical cream ain't gonna fix what's wrong here."
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"Who was the first one to come in here sick?"
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"Well, it was the mortician and his assistant at the morgue."
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"Oh, how cute."
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"- Dude, Kenny. - Oh, my God, call 91 1!"
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"- She had Sweetie Pops. - You owe me a Sweetie Pop, asshole."
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"You're wondering why we're here with a pile of money and no pants on."
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"...it has nothing to do with the Japanese mafia."
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"No! The zombies that have taken over South Park."
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"Well, Evel Knievel, why don't you jump over them with your rocket cycle?"
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"Trick or treat!"
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"Hope you kids like chocolate peanut butter cream puffies..."
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"Get it off, get it off me!"
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"We'll never get candy if Kenny keeps eating people."
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"Yeah, that's it, Kenny. You can't trick-or-treat with us anymore."
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"Get off my property, you brain-eating zombie bastards."
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"Sorry, I thought you were one of them."
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"- I'm trying to trick-or-treat. - Remind me to whip your ass."
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"Now get in here before those zombies get you."
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"- What are you talking about? - Zombies."
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"South Park is overrun with living dead. Haven't you noticed anything strange?"
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"Don't you see? Kenny's a zombie. Along with everyone else in town."
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"- That means... - Lf everyone's zombies..."
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"Then there won't be anyone to give us candy."
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"- You've gotta help us. - I'm working on it."
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"That was Kyle."
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"- I don't know about this. - Yeah, I'm scared."
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"Remember candy, focus on the candy."
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"- I gotta call this hotline number. - Pinkeye."
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"It's the British kid. He's a little limey zombie now."
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"Look out, children!"
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"Chef!"
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"Let's get out of here."
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"- We got to call that hotline. - Hey, there's a pay phone."
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"- Call the number, Kyle. - The zombies are coming."
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"Welcome to the Worcestershire hotline."
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"For recipes, please press one. For product placement, press two."
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"If sauce has been used in embalming, press..."
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"- There's zombies here. - Please hold."
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"Wendy?"
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"Hey, yeah."
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"You need to make sure you do not just go out..."
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"Wendy, I know I wished you were dead."
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"- But I didn't mean it. - Kill her, Stan."
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"Kill the original zombie that started the mess."
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"How the hell do we know who the original zombie is?"
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"Wait, that thing landed on Kenny and they took him to the mortuary."
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"I can't."
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"Oh, my God, I killed Kenny. You bastard!"
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"What happened? Stan?"
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"- Babe, everything's gonna be okay. - They're turning back to normal."
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"- You did it, children. - Okay, let's go trick-or-treat now."
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"I'm sorry I dissed you at school like that, Stan."
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"I wasn't very considerate of your feelings."
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"Maybe we could actually kiss tonight, Stan."
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"Gross, Stan. Sick."
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"Let us remember the good times. Kenny would have wanted it that..."
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"I learned something today. Halloween isn't about costumes or candy."
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"It's about being good, and giving and loving."
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"- Then what's Halloween about? - Costumes and candy."
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"We can eat at Cartman's and see naughty pictures of his mom."
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