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Clips from American Dad! - Brains, Brains and Automobiles (S05E05)

"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"Does she hate me? I do everything for her."
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"But when the kids left for college, we sat down to dinner one night, and boom!"
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"She realized how boring I was."
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"All right, Ray. You're going into the cat's mind in three, two..."
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"[Raspberries]"
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"Anybody else care for a go? It's super-fun."
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"Hit it, hit it, hit it!"
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"[Groans] Damn it!"
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"- Hey, F-bombs. - Roger, I see you're busy..."
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"and now you'd like to cool down with some intergalactic iced tea."
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"Snotters, this is camp."
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"Hey there. Name's Joss."
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"I like making love with the lights on."
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"- [Shouting] - [Muffled Shouting]"
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"Well, this invention- Roger?"
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"so we can finally have our alone time."
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"I knew the kids couldn't be my buffer forever, but Roger was my ace in the hole."
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"What do these guys got that we don't?"
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"Boxer shorts!"
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"We can't! We have to go visit Roger."
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"Stan, Francine."
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"Well, why don't I give you the tour."
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"Ahhh."
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"Ahhh. My hammies."
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"I got a job at Colonial Pet Store."
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"Well, look around, jerk. It's all mine."
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"Roger, look. I'm sorry you heard what I said."
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"Stan, let's go home. Roger has a lot of unpacking to do."
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"No! I mean, uh, I'm sure Roger wants us to stay for dinner."
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"[Chuckles] Oh, Stan."
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"I'm leaving you. You're gonna die alone."
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"I'll poison Roger, and he'll be too sick to take care of himself."
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"You monster. I'll tell on you!"
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"[Growls]"
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"[Grunts]"
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"- Roger, what are you doing here? - Stan invited me for dinner. He misses me."
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"To Roger's independence."
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"[Groaning] I feel awful."
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"I see you gents are interested in buying some underwear."
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"These'll make you superstars."
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"The cool kids will carry you through the streets."
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"Here. These are thank-you notes from your nads."
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"Very comprehensive. Well done."
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"Buffy, I understand you think I smell weird..."
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"so now you should love me."
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"[Grunts] Now where will you sleep, you ice queen?"
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"You and me and a nice dinner rolling right into cramps and diarrhea?"
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"Ah, not so bad."
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"See, I only have one mouse on my name tag..."
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"which means I do stocking, lifting and the like."
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"I hear there's a guy up in Portland with three dogs..."
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"but I think that's just an office rumor."
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"Wouldn't it be something if it was true though?"
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"[Shudders]"
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"Looks like you're here to stay, Roger."
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"Frannie, will you make me some iced tea?"
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"Oh. Too soon, Roger. Too soon."
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"- and I'm having one of my famous 10-day periods. - I have an idea!"
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"You're sure you know what you're doing?"
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"Hello, pretty bird."
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"Stan put me in here two days ago."
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"Francine!"
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"# To me ##"
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"Oh, my. Is it time to change already?"
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"Put 'em in the girls' cabin!"
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"Oh, I don't think we've seen the last of him."
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"Francine!"
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"Hey, fellas. I nailed her. It was so easy!"
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"[Horn Honks]"
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"Are you kiddin'? Nobody cuts off Biggie Smalls."
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"Hey, jackass! You want some of this?"
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"[Gunshots]"
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"[Tires Squeal]"
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"He said he made this for me."
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"[Stan] No, you don't get it. Francine and I haven't been alone together in 18 years."
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"Well, yeah."
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"Hey. Guess who I had lunch with today."
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"Bye! Have a beautiful time."
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"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts]"
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"Nice. The mobile lab's back from the garage."
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"I see they didn't put on the semi-erotic mud flaps I suggested."
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"- Can we get on with this? - Yes, of course."
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"Now, once you're in the brain of bin Laden's cat..."
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"code name Buffy..."
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"There's no guarantee you'll come out alive."
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"Very good. Just sign right here."
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"Ray, you had a wife? I always thought..."
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"I don't know what I thought. I never think about you."
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"I'm not worried about that. Francine will never leave me."
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"Oh, yeah? Without your kids, you got no buffer."
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"It's true. No one wants to eat lunch with you."
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"- He's safely in. - Good."
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"Have fun at camp, honey."
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"If anyone needs me, I'll be living in a tree, protesting logging."
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"No one needs you."
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"- [Engine Starts] - I can't believe my babies are leaving for the whole summer!"
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"For the first time in 18 years, we have the whole house to ourselves!"
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"Just you and me getting to know each other all over again."
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"He requires our constant attention."
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"Phew. I had to get out of there. It really smelled."
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"Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on."
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"but I was thinking it's time I teach you how to do some stuff on your own."
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"## [Single Note]"
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"[Same Note] # No #"
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"We can make a game of it."
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"I'm gonna be Colton Lancington..."
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"a renegade space cop who struggles to keep his bipolar disorder in check."
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"Okay, Colton."
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"You just had a busy space day..."
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"Now, you take two scoops of powder..."
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"Colton doesn't take orders from nobody!"
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"Well, lookee, lookee."
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"I'm gonna freshen up, then, uh, make with the "introducies.""
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"You're just gonna walk right up to those girls?"
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"We left our reputations as nerds back home."
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"It's a chance to reinvent ourselves."
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"I'm a tennis player from Vegas..."
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"[Deep Voice] I'm Leo."
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