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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S04E04)

"- What do you think you're doing? - My job, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, posing. And I'm drunk on nuptial bliss."
Archer (2009)
"Odd choice of dying words."
Archer (2009)
"I don't question your commitment to the mission..."
Archer (2009)
"Can't we do both? Can't you shut up?"
Archer (2009)
"Can't you put a price tag on freedom?"
Archer (2009)
"Here's your key for the honeymoon suite. Congratties."
Archer (2009)
"Not if we're buying it as a condo."
Archer (2009)
"I may have something a bit more in your price range. Basement okay?"
Archer (2009)
"Ugh, it's like my heart's being gripped by the icy fingers..."
Archer (2009)
"Lana."
Archer (2009)
"What? I'm sorry."
Archer (2009)
"Damn, I'm sure my card was in here. Malory, please, allow me."
Archer (2009)
"I'm talking about Mr. Archer and Lana in a deluxe honeymoon suite."
Archer (2009)
"Pam, they are on--"
Archer (2009)
"She'd rather have sex with you."
Archer (2009)
"Why? What'd she say?"
Archer (2009)
"And third, Lana's pretty satisfied in the old romance department."
Archer (2009)
"We are not breaking into the zoo to steal tiger tranquilizers."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril, duh, they have all kinds."
Archer (2009)
"And I have to direct-deposit the annual bonuses."
Archer (2009)
"That-- Wait. What? Cyril, I watched for more than a second."
Archer (2009)
"L... Oh, you are..."
Archer (2009)
"Lana. Okay, I'm going with you."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh. What's lame, Archer?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, I was gonna say Tokarevs and Shpagin-41 submachine guns..."
Archer (2009)
"We're supposed to stop the North Koreans from buying part of a nuclear bomb..."
Archer (2009)
"Pounding two $300 bottles of Glengoolie fricking Blue?"
Archer (2009)
"Then passing out on the bed, totally naked, for a..."
Archer (2009)
"Ah, wow, what'd you call it? Power blackout. And you're welcome."
Archer (2009)
"...during the coming nuclear winter. Ugh."
Archer (2009)
"Which, get in, before you blow our cover, any more than you already have..."
Archer (2009)
"Excuse me?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, yes, I remember now."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, yes. It's all fine."
Archer (2009)
"I am literally going to kill him."
Archer (2009)
"Are they doing it? Are they banging?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, these ribs sure as hell are. Oh, my God, right?"
Archer (2009)
"That's what she was screaming at you."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, God. Were you raised in a barn?"
Archer (2009)
"It's hard to say, really. I mean, Chi's taking her sweet time here."
Archer (2009)
"So while you ladies discuss the pros and cons of a clear coat--"
Archer (2009)
"Well, Pigley 3, that would certainly explain the glowing."
Archer (2009)
"Because he has no buttons. He's buttonless."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Tunt. Did that hurt?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, why not?"
Archer (2009)
"If you could even call it that. What's yours? Is it shitty?"
Archer (2009)
"Go online and check your bank account."
Archer (2009)
"Now, when I'm suction-cupped on a window, 30 stories above the ground."
Archer (2009)
"He said, sarcastically. Phone."
Archer (2009)
"Okay. Jesus, keep your voice-- Whoa."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God. Archer, that was--"
Archer (2009)
"A $90 manicure, I know."
Archer (2009)
"The ultimate's doing it on top of a tranqed-up tiger."
Archer (2009)
"Making a-- Stain on the sidewalk?"
Archer (2009)
"Decision. So--"
Archer (2009)
"So since we're keeping score for bonus purposes, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"And again, excuse me? There is no excuse for you."
Archer (2009)
"So my first command, as agent in command..."
Archer (2009)
"...she said commandingly, is--"
Archer (2009)
"I'm Lana." Okay, you know what?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, which is apparently French for just sitting around on your ass."
Archer (2009)
"What? No, no, no. Archer, don't."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh. God, gross. There's moose in this? Not that kind of moose."
Archer (2009)
"...getting Tom Dempsey'd in the tits. Ooh. Archer..."
Archer (2009)
"I meant, watching me save your ass for the gazillionth time."
Archer (2009)
"Silence!"
Archer (2009)
"You're the agent in command, Lana. You should focus on keeping my morale--"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, we don't shoot you. After mission finish..."
Archer (2009)
"Yes. And as all North Koreans know, cameras steal your soul, so--"
Archer (2009)
"Wow! Okay, so since we're being racist--"
Archer (2009)
"On as in "on" on."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God. We've got to do something."
Archer (2009)
"Me? Lana, you're the agent in command. Archer?"
Archer (2009)
"How did--? You have any idea how many times..."
Archer (2009)
"So...?"
Archer (2009)
"So do you think there's 30 stories' worth of towels in here?"
Archer (2009)
"No. Nobody's doing anything."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh. That's what you get for eating elk."
Archer (2009)
"Suppressing fire extinguisher!"
Archer (2009)
"Is that--? Cyril?"
Archer (2009)
"Lana, wait!"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, now we can go. You know... Go! Unh!"
Archer (2009)
"They will be. Raves make everybody horny."
Archer (2009)
"And this is for the Pueblo. Unh! Aah!"
Archer (2009)
"No. Jesus."
Archer (2009)
"What was that all about?"
Archer (2009)
"God knows you earned it."
Archer (2009)
"And what part of your job, exactly, is groping my ass?"
Archer (2009)
"You're drunk on champagne. Well, little column A, little column B."
Archer (2009)
"Catching the North Koreans who are in New York to buy enriched uranium."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, you can't put a price tag on freedom."
Archer (2009)
"If I could just get a credit card for the room and any incidentals then we'll be--"
Archer (2009)
"Broke. Jesus, the room's that much? ls there a problem?"
Archer (2009)
"...rangeless."
Archer (2009)
"A few minutes more, darling, and you can have your way with me."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh. I wish. I know. Soon."
Archer (2009)
"Enjoy your stay...? Oh, right. Sorry."
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no. No, no, no. Enjoy your stay, Mr. and Mrs. Archer."
Archer (2009)
"I apologize, madame, but-- For what, Dunkirk?"
Archer (2009)
"Or that effeminate yet somehow condescending tone?"
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no, I'm-- Embarrassing yourself, dear."
Archer (2009)
"Thank you, Trudy."
Archer (2009)
"Man, this must be killing you."
Archer (2009)
"It's lamb, ding dong, not salmon."
Archer (2009)
"By now, since I bet they already did all the good ones."
Archer (2009)
"Want some?"
Archer (2009)
"Psych."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, first of all, just shut up."
Archer (2009)
"And the old accounting department. What's that?"
Archer (2009)
"But we have to go now. The vet comes back from lunch in 20 minutes."
Archer (2009)
"What are you-- Let's go, bitches! Tiger tranqs!"
Archer (2009)
"If you two could go be crazy and horrible elsewhere?"
Archer (2009)
"Wait. What? Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"We can see if he's into all that freaky gender-reversal stuff."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. Let's go down there. I own that dump."
Archer (2009)
"We can get a suite and totally spy on Mr. Archer and--"
Archer (2009)
"The fact we're up against at least four highly trained North Korean agents?"
Archer (2009)
"Or the fact that they've all got-- Peppercorns, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"...but, yeah, let's go with peppercorns. Thank you."
Archer (2009)
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