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Clips from American Dad! - She Swill Survive (S09E09)

"Well, why don't you ask to be in the Inner Circle?"
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"Smith, what are you doing here?"
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"were flying like birds, Francine,"
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"Whatevs."
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"Mom, hands, eggs, make."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Someday, we are gonna die, Francine."
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"You sooner than me, probably,"
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"with all that string cheese you eat,"
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"Uh, stay-at-home mom."
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"Anyway, now that you're a bartender,"
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"and the better listener you are, the better tips you'll get."
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"Except for Carlos."
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"That tip is connected to his body."
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"I am so excited to share Das Boot with you."
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"No idea."
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"Das Madchen was taking her beloved schnauzer"
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"soaring overhead."
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"Achtung, an eagle."
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"The little girl cowered,"
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"since we all know what natural sworn enemies"
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"schnauzers and eagles are."
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"be natural sworn enemies?"
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"What?!"
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"Well, now I have to tell you that story first,"
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"Oh, God."
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"Stan, I know you want Hayley"
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"to learn to take care of herself,"
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"but is Roger's bar"
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"the healthiest environment for her?"
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"If some agent today were to have the sense of élan"
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"to walk into my office wearing a pocket square,"
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"I'll have another."
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"Ah, but I insist."
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"and, you know, loose lips."
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"Meow."
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"Francine, what the hell is a pocket square?"
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"How was the bar?"
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"This is Katy Perry."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Would you step into my office, please?"
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"Sir, come quick."
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"Hayley?"
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"Bartender's code."
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"You don't need to tell me about codes."
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"Important people need to unload their secrets on you."
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"Bullock's there every night,"
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"Oh, maybe I should just get a different job."
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"What? Oh, no, no, no."
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"Quitting is for Realtors"
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"I'll leave you with that."
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"And so the Frog King said to the Burgermeister..."
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"I know I'm gonna regret this,"
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"Hey, button-nose. Now, don't worry."
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"I'm not gonna ask you to break the bartender's code."
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"That's very thoughtful of you."
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"Maybe this isn't the healthiest environment for you."
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"You should quit."
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"the newest member of our Inner Circle,"
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"Ooh, shiny!"
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"Oh, yeah, that's how Gary Busey did all his own stunts."
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"Hayley, stop! Please come back!"
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"and you don't get hurt when you crash."
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"Yeah, that's how I did my stunts."
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"Hayley's in rehab?! Hold on."
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"and rented our last two copies."
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"What?!"
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"Bro. Bro, bro, bro, bro..."
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"Attention, Inner Circle."
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"Oh, right, Smith."
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"Just a little joke there."
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"No problem."
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"I was joking about joking."
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"I don't have a daughter. I'm drunk! I need help!"
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"There's no way I should be behind the wheel!"
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"Sir, that's not convincing at all."
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"Argh!"
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"Sir, now you're just doing a pirate."
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"Damn it!"
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"Now get in there, ya drunk son of a bitch!"
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"Hey, aren't you The Most Interesting Man in the World?"
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"I've had my own issues with substance abuse,"
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"Because my daughter knows all these secrets about the CIA,"
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"Because I'm no good."
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"I pushed my daughter to become a drunk"
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"There we go."
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"Oh, you're just saying that because you're so stupid."
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"No, stop, stop, stop!"
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"Sir, I don't have time for..."
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"This is good. This is healthy."
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"This was, this was a great idea!"
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"We-we need a parade."
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"Or we could just go in that Dumpster."
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"Hey, it's the guys from your office!"
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"I'm really scared."
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"Why?"
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"the nuclear war in Chicago."
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"We can't let that get out!"
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"It's all in a manila envelope with strict instructions"
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"You're gonna be just fine after all!"
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"The dark reality is that alcohol makes"
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"You are loved and you are special."
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"That was amazing!"
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"There's only one thing I don't understand."
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"Why were they all fighting in the first place?"
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"Yeah. What-what was that all about?"
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"Nobody knows."
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"It's only 4:00."
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"They all went bowling."
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"Who did?"
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"Bullock and his Inner Circle."
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"I did."
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"Sir?"
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"Can I be in the Inner Circle?"
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"No! And shut the door."
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"Taxpayers are paying top dollar for this wind."
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"All the agents in the Inner Circle"
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"and I was just standing there on the ground,"
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"Well, I don't think you're a mammal."
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"Morning, guys."
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