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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Knockoffs (S02E02)

"- Enjoy your new handbags! - "Ongoing"."
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"Yeah!"
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"Hello, Zabar's? It's Bobbi Wexler."
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"Don't you yell at me!"
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"Wait, what is that?"
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"It... it's a dildo."
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"When you left yesterday,"
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"I put yours in the dishwasher and it... it melted it."
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"So I was like, I gotta get you a new one"
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"'cause I ruined your thing and I went to the sex store,"
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"except this one's brand new."
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"$79, I feel it could get the job done."
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"Um, it's just that a shinjo is custom-made for my body,"
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"and it's made out of all-natural materials..."
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"to be, like, particular about your stuff,"
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"- I was just, like, gonna go... - Wait, wait."
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"No, it's just, like, your whole thing."
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"Like what?"
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"Like, the cider beer, the cardamom?"
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"You have a kimono area."
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"I mean, look at this apartment."
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"I guess I just didn't realize you were judging me"
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"based on my stuff."
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"I'm not judging you,"
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"Why would you judge that?"
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"I didn't."
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"And I did it on the first night."
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"No, I don't... I'm not..."
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"bragging about not judging or judging."
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"I'll probably get a rash."
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"79 bucks!"
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"Did you seriously think that you were just gonna stick that"
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"inside of me and I wouldn't feel the difference?"
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"Now you're just being childish."
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"Yes."
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"the first night that we did anything, okay?"
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"I think that's pretty (Bleep) mature."
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"Plus, you're throwing, like, a temper tantrum"
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"'cause you don't have your specialty leather-blown dildo"
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"Leather is tanned!"
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"It's not blown, like glass."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not a leathersmith."
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"You know what?"
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"is because Ilana's grandmother died"
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"Cool!"
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"It's really cool."
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"You know what, Abbi?"
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"I... I think you should go."
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"Well, I think that I should go."
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"Also, maybe you want to do me a favor"
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"and try to keep the Alanis Morissette down?"
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"I mean, who... who blasts "thank you"?"
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"Now who's judging other people based on their... their stuff?"
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"Real mature!"
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"Also, a (Bleep) ton of people play that song and love it!"
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"we can make it."
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"I... I need more bags."
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"Mom, we just got arrested!"
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"- Mom, mom, mom, mom... - What, what?"
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"You move around us, (Bleep) face!"
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"You cross the street!"
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"You are my everything, I think about you all day, every day."
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"I'm gonna have to avoid him in the hallway."
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"I'm gonna have to, like, jump out the window."
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"You know, this is a good thing that this all happened."
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"You're right."
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"- Yeah. - I'm a wild lady."
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"You know what? I'm gonna delete his texts."
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"There's only four, but they're gone."
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"You're gonna find someone else to peg."
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"There are infinite holes in the sea."
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"Girl holes?"
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"You gotta stop bringing it up."
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"I think I want to master regular sex first."
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"It's perfect."
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"It was 79 bucks."
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"Ugh!"
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"I could find it cheaper in Chinatown."
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"Oh, my God. That's so good."
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"So..."
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"Uh, weel, yeah, as a matter of fact, I did..."
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"and... well, I haven't changed my mind, so..."
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"Just open up your mind, Arthur, just open up."
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"My mind is very open. My asshole, I'm not so sure about it."
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"Fine, I'll pick one up at the mall tomorrow."
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"Thank you."
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"I don't know where he went to college,"
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"He's got his junk rolling around in there all smelly and stuff."
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"I really feel like this can, like, be something."
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"This bitch is always late."
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"- Hi, mom. - Hi, honey."
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"- And she fucked Little Richard! - Oh, I forgot about that."
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"They kind of remind me a little bit of your drawing."
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"Wow, that's so sweet, I'm sorry."
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"You're really eloquent about death."
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"You're so lucky."
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"Maybe we could watch it together sometime."
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"If you... if you want to."
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"I'm kissing Jeremy."
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"The radiation levels are off the charts."
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"that said there's microscopic shrimp"
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"- Copepods, they're called. - No!"
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"It's a shinjo."
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"Oh, you just meant switch positions?"
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"Yeah, but it's fine."
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"So we were doing it,"
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"Excuse me, I'm on the phone."
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"Jesus, Ilana."
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"This is a dream come true."
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"that you have handed to you on a silver (Bleep) platter!"
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"is because that badass bitch did everything she ever wanted to."
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"Ab!"
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"I volunteered to teach some underprivileged kids"
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"Have a great day."
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"Oh, your mom is so broken up over this loss."
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"Mm-hmm, parabolic tearing."
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"Okay, that'll be $79."
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"- _ - You know, Shelly Winters"
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"Did you or did you not..."
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"Pega-Seuss!"
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