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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Knockoffs (S02E02)

"God, so at first I thought,"
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"do I have, like, a long butt hair?"
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"And then I realized, no."
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"It's really more of, like, a get-together,"
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"hang out sesh at his apartment."
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"You know, it's not really an official date-date."
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"I knew we didn't have to rush."
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"Oh, here she is."
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"Yeah, it is."
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"Oh, Bobbi, I just wanted to say that I'm really sorry"
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"Oh, thank you, sweetheart."
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"- Bisexual alien. - No, bisexual alien."
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"Besides, you know what?"
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"for the girls back on Long Island."
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"you're gonna need a much stronger scissor"
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"when I go to Chinatown later, okay?"
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"I'm actually late for my non-date hangout, you know."
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"Don't forget to wear a condom, Abbi."
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"Ilana, I..."
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"Bags, bags, bags."
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"Bags, bags."
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"- Hurry! Hurry! - Nah, too much lips."
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"His lips are his hottest feature!"
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"No, no, no, no, no, no."
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"We bring our own blindfolds, no."
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"I can't believe that you live across the hall from me."
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"These postcards are so cool."
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"Life."
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"I totally agree."
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"And to remember,"
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"that's it."
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"so that's probably why."
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"You haven't seen "Six Feet Under"?!"
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"Oh... that would be great."
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"- What? - Fukushima!"
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"Oh, give me a break."
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"What?"
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"Yeah, Google it."
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"which I'm okay with, sounds delicious."
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"Now we're cooking with gas."
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"How have we not done this sooner?"
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"Do you want to maybe switch?"
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"Oh, awesome."
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"Uh..."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Ooh, elegant. And girth?"
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"I don't know, I just envisioned being with Jeremy in, like,"
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"by plowing it like a queen?"
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"I just don't know, Ilana."
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"how to do some woodworking today."
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"- Okay. - We know."
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"And the toll into the city? 13 bucks."
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"Now, you know that's going right into Bloomberg's pocket."
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"Well, I don't think you're here for a staring contest."
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"- Can I see it? - Okay."
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"Thank you."
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"All right, let's get to work."
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"All right."
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"- _ - purchased one of these once."
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"Ilana, honey, look who's here."
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"Ilana..."
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"Ohhhh!"
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"You know it's your grandmother's Shiva?"
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"- Italian leather? - Yeah, I think so."
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"- Yeah, how's the lining? - Oh, it's a great lining."
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"Now let me look at this lining!"
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"Abbi, give it to her."
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"Um, you know, it's... um..."
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"Yeah, but we didn't have sex with anybody, just..."
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"that is terrific."
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"I can't really believe that we're talking about it,"
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"you know, like, I kind of feel like I..."
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"Yeah, I pegged,"
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"In a way."
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"Oh, it's all right."
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"I'm feeling the inside of this bag, okay?"
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"Gotta get the car."
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"I don't know, either."
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"All I am calling it."
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"God damn it, I must've left it in one of the friggin' bags."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"Five bags, six bags, seven bags, more."
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"Clearly, I'm gonna be late to pick up my spread"
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"Yeah, that's the prison industrial complex for you."
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"We just want to make sure our voices are heard."
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"Wait."
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"Hold on, I'll be right back."
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"Um... it's not my dildo."
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"I really appreciate you doing that, I do,"
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"And that's, like, a cheap knockoff."
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"I get it."
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"In a good way."
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"I mean, I pegged you last night without any judgment."
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"I'm cool."
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"Abbi, bragging about not judging something"
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"I'm not bragging or judging."
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"This is silly."
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"I had fun last night."
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"I liked it."
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"Can we just begin this again?"
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"And do it again with that cheap knockoff?"
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"Yeah."
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"I'm being childish?"
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"or whatever."
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"You're being an idiot right now."
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"The only reason I pegged you in the first place"
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"What... why?"
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"- If I don't have them, I don't know what I'm gonna do. - Mom!"
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"The bags are gone. Let it go."
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"The bags know, mom. They know."
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"Who the hell are you, you disrespectful mother(Bleep)?"
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"So walk around us, you patriarchal mother(Bleep)!"
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"Who do you think you are, talking to us that way?"
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"- I love you so much. - You are my world."
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"I mean, if I wanna leave the apartment,"
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"Ugh!"
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"Maybe even, I don't know..."
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"I'm not pegging you, dude."
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"At least you found a good use for that dildo."
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