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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Knockoffs (S02E02)

"No... I'm not even sure I'm gonna do it."
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"Ab, all throughout college, I slept with a strap-on on,"
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"just in case the opportunity came along"
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"a lot of different ways, but not..."
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"not this way."
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"The reason I'm, like, sitting and crying"
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"You want to go to the grave"
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"dreaming of Jeremy's hairy, adorable little butthole?"
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"Or do you want to die knowing that you brought him pleasure"
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"You wouldn't have called me if you didn't."
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"Turn around."
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"Ab?"
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"Ab."
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"Ahh, Jeremy."
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"Oh..."
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"I'm running a little bit late."
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"Wow, that's beautiful."
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"Listen, stay as long as you want."
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"I mean, till tonight."
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"She had, like, a tight physique."
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"She was awesome."
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"Well-rounded human being."
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"It's so nice to see you guys."
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"Oh, I love you so much."
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"We love you, too."
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"My dad didn't love me half as much as I love you guys."
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"Poor mommy."
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"That's what he wants you to think!"
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"Once again, these nipple clamps are not tight enough."
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"They keep popping off."
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"Well, I'm sorry, ma'am."
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"That's as tight as they get."
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"Have a nice day."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Sir, so I have a... I... this morning, I was..."
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"You tried to wash a dildo in a dishwasher?"
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"I did indeed."
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"That's it."
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"Yeah."
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"That's a lot."
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"- God damn it, the Shiva! - Language!"
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"♪ and he will raise you up ♪"
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"Isn't that a Christian song?"
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"Hello?"
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"Abbi, oh, it's so good to see you."
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"- Oh, that'll be our little secret, okay? - Yeah."
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"Let me take your bag."
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"You know what? I can hang onto it."
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"Why not. Oh, girl power."
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"Simply yes or no."
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"Peg?"
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"This is the happiest day of my..."
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"life!"
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"- I think she's upset. - Hoo!"
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"Okay."
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"Let's talk about it at my house, later."
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"Look at you."
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"She's glowing, Ilana, look at her."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- Ooh, this is a nice bag. - Thank you so much."
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"Let me see... I'll be the judge of that."
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"No, trust me. Trust me."
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"Abbi Anna Abrams! My mother's freshly dead!"
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"Ooh, waterproof, love that."
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"Nice backstitch."
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"You really are a high-class jewess, let me tell ya."
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"I told you."
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"Beautiful, beautiful. Where'd you get this?"
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"You know, that is a... ahem."
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"Do I need to keep going?"
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"- Yeah. - Definitely."
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"No, no, hold on. Peg?"
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"What's peg?"
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"Pegging is when a woman with a strap-on,"
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"with a dildo, penetrates a man."
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"That's true."
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"Straight men and gay men alike both enjoy prostate stimulation."
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"And it's very popular with married couples."
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"- Oh. - Is it?"
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"Probably."
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"We were at the Millers' once."
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"It turned out it was a swingers party."
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"- No! - Oh, wow."
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"you know, but we stayed 'cause the food was incredible."
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"Yes, and we also stayed because the owner's child"
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"Out of support."
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"because, you know, Ilana was telling me about grandma Esther"
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"and how she... she lived with no regrets."
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"And it made me think, we all need to live more like that,"
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"Yeah, I pegged."
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"but I kind of did it for Grandma Esther, you know?"
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"Oh, it's okay."
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"I promise I will never, ever tell anybody about your fart."
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"I love you."
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"- _ - Don't dawdle."
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"- _ - Say hi to the dog."
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"I got somewhere, I, um, need to be."
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"All right, don't forget to wear a condom."
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"Or not... I don't know what's appropriate in this situation."
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"Why would you do that?"
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"Don't put 'em on the filthy floor!"
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"Where's the pashmina?"
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"Get the pashmina out."
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"One bag, two bag, three bag, four."
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"from Zabar's for Shiva tomorrow!"
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"Reverse Robin Hoods who take from the poor"
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"and give to their rich friends..."
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"I guess I'm gonna use my call to call Zabar's,"
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"'cause if you don't pick your order up..."
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"You get on their (Bleep) list..."
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"Ivy League grad/Harvard..."
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"You can bet your ass I'm gonna sue the NYPD!"
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"... and little boy prostitutes!"
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"Guess we're being let off easy 'cause we're extremely white."
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"Wanna get back in the car?"
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"They were... you're very loud."
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"Yeah, thank you."
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"Now we'll just take our handbags and go."
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"We can't give you the bags."
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"They're evidence in an ongoing counterfeit investigation."
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