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Clips from South Park - Cow Days (S02E02)

"the world's 45th biggest rodeo and carnival. Every fall South Park celebrates Cow Days."
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"And you're gonna be a part of it. You'll stay at the fabulous Super 7 Hotel on Bernard Road."
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"- Well Tom, Mary, you must be very excited. - What was second prize again?"
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"This year is a very special Cow Days because we are revealing our all new Cow Memorial."
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"Which will live forever in South Park from this day forth. Release the curtain!"
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"Damn it! Come on, I'll try to get more money from my mom."
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"- I will if you give me money. - OK here! - Sweet."
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"Ok everybody ok...settle down! I know you're all anxious to get to the running of the cows,"
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"but let me remind you, those brave sould who have decided"
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"I don't think I have to remind you that 3 people died in last year's running of the cows."
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"I only need one dude, I only need one."
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"Let's see, each ticked is a dollar, so 3 tickets is like 2.25...."
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"Nope, we can't dude. We have to win the Terrance and Phillip dolls."
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"Aw come one you guys. We'll still have plenty of money left over."
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"Keep your hands in at all times."
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"Only farts!"
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"- What the hell was that? - Perhaps you need some MORE FARTS!"
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"- Here we go. - Finally!"
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"Would you like to buy a photo of you boys enjoying the line ride?"
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"- Oh. That's that's pretty sweet. - You dumbass Cartman!"
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"- What. This is cool! - No it's not cool! - That's cool!"
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"- Can I help you boys? - We're gonna try to win those Terrance and Phillip dolls again."
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"What? You said we have plenty of money Cartman!"
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"- That does it! Shenanigans! Shenanigans!!! - What are you doing?"
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"- Why? - This game is fixed. The balls are bigger than Jennifer Love Hewit's mouth!"
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"What do you have to say Carnival operator?"
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"Oh no no no. You gotta win 7 times to earn those."
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"Wait a minute, I got it. The bullriding contest."
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"Cartman could ride a bull and try to win 5000 dollars."
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"Because you spent all of our money on those stupid rides fatass!"
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"- That ride wasn't very good. - Now mary you promised me we'd try to have a good time."
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"- You gotta try and stay on for 10 seconds ok, Cartman? - I'll try, 10 seconds is a long time."
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"Son...of..a...bitch."
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"Get back on fatass, you have to practice!"
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"- That bull sucks, he's not even bucking or anything. - Ooh this is sweet."
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"- What are you gonna do? - Hit the bull in the balls with a snowball."
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"Oh yeah that's a good idea!"
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"Seriuosly you guys! Seriuosly, stop this crazy thing! Motherf..."
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"Get up!"
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"You ok dude?"
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"Cartman, Cartman, can you hear me?"
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"- Oh he's fine, dude. - You think?"
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"Wait a minute, you folks from outta town."
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"Hora... hora plee sojuboy!"
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"- Oh hell. - I don't know where he is."
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"- I tell you Mitchell, I ain't ever seen nothing like it. - Where are they again?"
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"Just right up over this ridge."
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"Suki suki! Five dolla!"
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"Ok that's enough of that. You cows need to disperse!"
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"Alright Ned, you're gonna have to bust out the whip."
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"Ooh. That's gonna cost him a point deduction."
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"Let her go!"
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"- She's setting a new world record! - Ming Li Ming Li! Ming Li!"
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"- Dude, that bull's gonna kill him. - Go help him Kenny!"
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"- Oh my god they killed Kenny! - You bastards!"
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"Ooh suki suki? Only ten dolla."
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"We did it dude, we did it!"
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"Freeze cows!"
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"The game is over! You will now return to your respective towns!"
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"Oh god the humanity Ned! The humanity!"
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"- Oh you boys are back again huh? - Yeah, and we have 5000 dollars this time."
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"- Dude these dolls are cheap ripoffs! - After all that?"
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"These rides are really stupid."
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"Ok carnival people. Do you accept this decree of shenanigans?"
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"- And the cows? Are they all back too? - They're dead mayor! They're all dead!"
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"- What?!? - Oh it was awful!"
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"Cow after cow taking its own life, and we could do nothing to stop them!"
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"I hope so mayor, I hope so."
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"What's all the ruckus over there?"
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"- I didn't? - No! No, in fact they never came to South Park."
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"- Say Terrance, let's look for treasure. - Oh good idea Phillip, lets look for treasure!"
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"- What are you guys doing? - Oh hey Cartman. How are you feeling?"
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"- Really? What about? - Well, I dreamt that I was a poor vietnamese girl,"
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"and then you guys made me ride a big scary bull."
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"And then Leonardo DeCarprio gave me a spankin for several hours."
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"- Wait a minute! You guys DID make me ride that bull! - No! Cartman, that was just a dream!"
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"Bye Ming Li. Thanks again!"
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"Well Tom and Mary, you've made it to the final round. Are you ready to play for the grand prize?"
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"- We're ready Bob! - Any particular prize you're hoping for?"
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"Well Hawaii's nice but Tahiti would be fun too!"
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"I'm sorry but you're absolutely right!"
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"- Let's tell them what they've won. - Tom and Mary, put on your travel hats"
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"- Where? - That's right. Just in time for Cow Days,"
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"And enjoy festivities including prizes rides, and of course the world famous Running of the Cows."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to kick off the 14th annual South Park Cow Days!"
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"As most of you know, Cow Days is when we all get together"
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"to celebrate and thank the noble gentle cow."
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"And now the chairman of Cow Days, Jimbo Kerns!"
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"This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen."
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"Now Mary, this is our only vacation for years."
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"- We have to make the best of it. - You're right, I'm sorry honey."
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"We just need to stay positive."
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"Now get out to the carnival and enjoy the amazing rides and the wonderful games."
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"Hey come over here kids, win fabulous prizes."
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"Wow dude, check it out. We can win Terrance and Phillip dolls!"
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"Yeah they look like cheap ripoffs."
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"- Dude, that kicks ass! - Oh god damn I gotta win those. How much to play?"
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"- That's easy. - Ok we got a player!"
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"Guys check it out."
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"- Damn it. - OK son, you still got two balls to try and get through her yapper."
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"Take this Jennifer Love Hewit!"
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"- You suck Cartman. - I'd like to see you do better."
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"Give me that."
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"- Hey! It hit her right in the mouth! - It's gotta go through her mouth."
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"- But it... - Sorry kid, try again. Just 5 more dollars."
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"Come on Cartman, give me some money."
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"Ok everybody, it's time for the running of the cows."
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"- Mom, give me some money! - Kyle what are you doing here? This is very dangerous!"
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"I need 17 dollars so we can win Terrance and Phillip dolls."
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"Kyle get back into the carnival this instant, you can't be out on the streets."
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"to run against the cows do so at their own risk."
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"Enough said! Let's rock n roll!!"
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"Release the cows!"
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"They're loose!"
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"Ok, we got 15 dollars between us. That means we got 9 balls to throw."
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"Come one come all. Get in line for the chamber of farts."
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"- How much is it? - Just 3 tickets boys."
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"Ah god damn it!"
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"Man what the hell kind of carnival company are you?"
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"I don't know what you guys are talkin about, that scared the crap out of me."
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