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Clips from NewsRadio - Hair (S05E05)

A real dog. Let me see him.

"A real dog. Let me see him."

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I don't have anywhere else. Oh, that's all right.

"I don't have anywhere else. Oh, that's all right."

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Matthew, get off the puppy.

"Matthew, get off the puppy."

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Uh-huh. Oh, you mean 'cause of all the...

"Uh-huh. Oh, you mean 'cause of all the..."

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Big-time dorks, okay? Uh-huh.

"Big-time dorks, okay? Uh-huh."

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No. Well, mi casa es su casa .

"No. Well, mi casa es su casa ."

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Well, mi es Jimmy. Thanks.

"Well, mi es Jimmy. Thanks."

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Yeah?

"Yeah?"

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For future reference, I prefer chunky.

"For future reference, I prefer chunky."

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for the Allman Brothers to tour again.

"for the Allman Brothers to tour again."

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Should we let him in?

"Should we let him in?"

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Uh, sir, uh, Eric-- I said get over here.

"Uh, sir, uh, Eric-- I said get over here."

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Uh, yes, sir? Get that guy out of this office.

"Uh, yes, sir? Get that guy out of this office."

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Hi.

"Hi."

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I said get that damn hippie

"I said get that damn hippie"

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out of this office now, get him out!

"out of this office now, get him out!"

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Out!

"Out!"

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So, Eric, you're, uh, into computers, huh, there, Eric?

"So, Eric, you're, uh, into computers, huh, there, Eric?"

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Um, what do you say, uh,

"Um, what do you say, uh,"

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I-I show you out of here? Right this way.

"I-I show you out of here? Right this way."

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We don't have time for little computer babies. No, we don't.

"We don't have time for little computer babies. No, we don't."

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We're having a snack.

"We're having a snack."

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Wait. No. No, Daisy. She doesn't eat donuts.

"Wait. No. No, Daisy. She doesn't eat donuts."

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Is that how your parents fed you?

"Is that how your parents fed you?"

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No. I ate three times a day.

"No. I ate three times a day."

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Six.

"Six."

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What? That's like 40 human years.

"What? That's like 40 human years."

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I'm on hippie alert, Dave.

"I'm on hippie alert, Dave."

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[TSKS] See, I told you.

"[TSKS] See, I told you."

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He's, like, a-- He's a multi-billionaire like you.

"He's, like, a-- He's a multi-billionaire like you."

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And I don't wanna see him. I want no part of that guy.

"And I don't wanna see him. I want no part of that guy."

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Weren't you listening to me?

"Weren't you listening to me?"

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And sure, I mean, ever since then, I had

"And sure, I mean, ever since then, I had"

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because you don't like a guy's haircut.

"because you don't like a guy's haircut."

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With any of those computer guys.

"With any of those computer guys."

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would be especially dangerous to the children.

"would be especially dangerous to the children."

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sausages from your mouth.

"sausages from your mouth."

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Oh, really? Well, how do you think

"Oh, really? Well, how do you think"

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Yes. So while you're busy, let us take care of her.

"Yes. So while you're busy, let us take care of her."

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Dogs will eat too much if you let them.

"Dogs will eat too much if you let them."

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Ohhh.

"Ohhh."

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Good puppy. That's beautiful. What are you doing?

"Good puppy. That's beautiful. What are you doing?"

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Oh, yeah? Check it out.

"Oh, yeah? Check it out."

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That's very impressive. Thanks.

"That's very impressive. Thanks."

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What? Chicken.

"What? Chicken."

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Human. What up?

"Human. What up?"

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has turned this whole hippie attack

"has turned this whole hippie attack"

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I propose to hypnotically regress you

"I propose to hypnotically regress you"

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No, it's insane.

"No, it's insane."

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That's the habit we're trying to break her of.

"That's the habit we're trying to break her of."

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Her name is Daisy.

"Her name is Daisy."

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Frankie? My idea.

"Frankie? My idea."

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I named her after Daisy Buchanan in The Great Gatsby .

"I named her after Daisy Buchanan in The Great Gatsby ."

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Oh, we're not disputing that.

"Oh, we're not disputing that."

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Ah, not so. I would much rather have sex than gender.

"Ah, not so. I would much rather have sex than gender."

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I'm gonna count to 3. You're gonna open your eyes.

"I'm gonna count to 3. You're gonna open your eyes."

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Mr. James, are you okay?

"Mr. James, are you okay?"

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Joey. It worked, Joe.

"Joey. It worked, Joe."

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Whoa, ho, ho, ho, ho! Whoa.

"Whoa, ho, ho, ho, ho! Whoa."

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and the next thing I knew, I was--

"and the next thing I knew, I was--"

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What? No, no, no. Don't!

"What? No, no, no. Don't!"

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Oh! Ahh!

"Oh! Ahh!"

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they're not gonna hurt you.

"they're not gonna hurt you."

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Now tell me what you see.

"Now tell me what you see."

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And a handful

"And a handful"

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Matthew, I will snap you out of there so fast.

"Matthew, I will snap you out of there so fast."

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It's like-- It's like I'm really back in the '60s, Joe.

"It's like-- It's like I'm really back in the '60s, Joe."

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[EXOTIC BIRD CALLING]

"[EXOTIC BIRD CALLING]"

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Joe.

"Joe."

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Mr. James, listen to me.

"Mr. James, listen to me."

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Thanks, Joe. No problem.

"Thanks, Joe. No problem."

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I order you to snap out of it. [FINGERS SNAP]

"I order you to snap out of it. [FINGERS SNAP]"

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Can I go to Candy Land now?

"Can I go to Candy Land now?"

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I guess you've earned a break. Thank you.

"I guess you've earned a break. Thank you."

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Yeah. So what?

"Yeah. So what?"

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I'm sure this wouldn't fit me.

"I'm sure this wouldn't fit me."

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Hey, Beth, I am so-- Oooh, go-go girls.

"Hey, Beth, I am so-- Oooh, go-go girls."

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Do you realize how low that is?

"Do you realize how low that is?"

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I'm sorry. Look, I'm very sorry.

"I'm sorry. Look, I'm very sorry."

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[GASPS]

"[GASPS]"

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Take that back!

"Take that back!"

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considering I'm surrounded by a bunch of damn hippies.

"considering I'm surrounded by a bunch of damn hippies."

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I'm just kidding you. I'm kidding you. Ha-ha-ha!

"I'm just kidding you. I'm kidding you. Ha-ha-ha!"

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All right. Well, that was pretty good for a first run.

"All right. Well, that was pretty good for a first run."

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What I think we have to do next time--

"What I think we have to do next time--"

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No, no, no. No next time. What do you mean, no next time?

"No, no, no. No next time. What do you mean, no next time?"

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I'm sure she's still on the floor.

"I'm sure she's still on the floor."

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Hello? I am apologizing.

"Hello? I am apologizing."

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Max, please.

"Max, please."

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Fine.

"Fine."

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[AS DAVE] Sir, please come back. [JIMMY WHIMPERING]

"[AS DAVE] Sir, please come back. [JIMMY WHIMPERING]"

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Come on, man. Give him a chance.

"Come on, man. Give him a chance."

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I'm sorry. I was listening to the sound of your voice

"I'm sorry. I was listening to the sound of your voice"

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Matthew? Yeah.

"Matthew? Yeah."

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Chicken. [CLUCKING]

"Chicken. [CLUCKING]"

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Concentrate on me.

"Concentrate on me."

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I remember now.

"I remember now."

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I must've been, uh, traumatized by the attack

"I must've been, uh, traumatized by the attack"

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that I just totally blanked on the fact

"that I just totally blanked on the fact"

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May I be the first to say that I am the greatest?

"May I be the first to say that I am the greatest?"

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Think so?

"Think so?"

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I'm happier to have him that way at any rate.

"I'm happier to have him that way at any rate."

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is your dog is sick.

"is your dog is sick."

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You fed her hot dogs from a street vendor?

"You fed her hot dogs from a street vendor?"

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salesmen in the world.

"salesmen in the world."

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[♪]

"[♪]"

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have any ideas

"have any ideas"

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for long format stories? Oh.

"for long format stories? Oh."

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That don't involve cute animals.

"That don't involve cute animals."

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Are ducks cute?

"Are ducks cute?"

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Mm-hm. [GRUNTS]

"Mm-hm. [GRUNTS]"

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Oh, I have an idea. Excellent.

"Oh, I have an idea. Excellent."

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All right. When you have two-- [FOOTSTEPS]

"All right. When you have two-- [FOOTSTEPS]"

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Oh, look, a puppy.

"Oh, look, a puppy."

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I'm sorry about Daisy, but I'm getting my apartment painted.

"I'm sorry about Daisy, but I'm getting my apartment painted."

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Are you sure? Yeah. I mean if, uh--

"Are you sure? Yeah. I mean if, uh--"

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If she's big enough for Matthew to try riding her

"If she's big enough for Matthew to try riding her"

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it would be a different matter. Thank you.

"it would be a different matter. Thank you."

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Good morning. Good morning, Dave.

"Good morning. Good morning, Dave."

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Could you do me a favor? Sir, you know I'd kill for you.

"Could you do me a favor? Sir, you know I'd kill for you."

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