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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Grant Allocation Derivation (S12E12)

"Really? You never had a playhouse?"
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"about traditional Amish barn raising."
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"Well, facts are my nails, and my voice is the hammer"
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"- Amy, make him stop. - No."
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"when they really hail from Germany."
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"Ooh. As long as you're making sandwiches..."
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"You can laugh at that one later, too."
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"All right, I've kept you in suspense long enough."
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"meaning German."
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"Nervig. Why do you ask?"
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"♪ The Big Bang Theory 12x07 ♪ The Grant Allocation Derivation Original"
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"♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪"
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"♪ That all started with a big bang ♪"
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"No, this is gonna be way more fun than Coachella."
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"in the general administrative grant,"
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"Really?"
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"do I then submit it to you for approval, or...?"
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"I will keep you posted."
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"You didn't lift a finger."
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"No, but I narrated the entire event,"
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"a little swagger in your step?"
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"- What's going on? - Well,"
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"Siebert put me in charge of handing out the last bit"
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"of the administrative funds, and I have sole discretion."
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"'cause Leonard's gonna make it rain!"
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"There's a procedure you need to follow."
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"I believe he's referring"
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"to the traditional "kissing of the buttocks.""
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"or just do it like we're bobbing for apples?"
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"and I'm taking it seriously."
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"If you have a legitimate request,"
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"Hofstadter!"
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"oh, troubled history, but I hope that when I make my request"
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"you'll give me a fair shot."
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"He deserves better."
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"Well, you should have thought about that"
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"Wow. That was a little rough."
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"Everyone assumes I'm just gonna give them whatever they want."
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"Wow, I really like this side of you."
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"Really?"
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"It was so sexy."
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"Are you listening to me?"
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"Have you ever told Leonard a little white lie?"
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"Mm. Well, he thinks I've seen"
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"but I've really only seen the one with the gold robot."
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"It's just that work's been crazy, and the minute I get home, I have two kids"
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"babies pulling my hair and pinching my belly fat."
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"That'd be a good slogan for a condom company."
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"just makes me feel human again."
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"So, you go home and sit alone in a toy house"
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"I had no idea that crows were that smart."
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"Do they really hold grudges?"
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"They do. One of them escaped"
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"to fund one request, but your project"
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"Because I have to upgrade their cages"
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"Actually, yeah."
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"I'm not just giving it to my friend, Barry."
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"Your proposal is also in the mix."
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"No, because they wrote detailed proposals,"
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"All right, Hofstadter,"
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"what's it gonna be?"
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"Yeah, come on, Leonard."
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"Look, all three of your proposals have a lot of merit."
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"I can tell you're stressed."
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"Fine. Then I'm back in the mix."
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"I'm in charge here, and I'll decide when I'm ready to decide."
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"When will that be?"
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"A day, a week. I don't know!"
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"I'm reviewing these proposals."
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"and then I came up with three different scoring systems"
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"I just don't know what scoring system to use."
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"Mm, no."
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"You can't make everybody happy."
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"- I think I can. - You can't."
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"so I wouldn't have to be the bad guy."
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"Whatcha doin'?"
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"Really?"
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"What? No! Why would you even say that?"
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"You know how your talent"
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"without being hungover the next day?"
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"Well, mine is knowing when I'm being excluded."
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"So spill."
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"Yeah?"
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"Try again."
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"Okay, look, I'm sorry."
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"All right? Bernadette has been feeling fried at home,"
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"No! Just, like, a place to spend time"
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"I'm in a secret club!"
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"Shh!"
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"that you actually know what you're doing."
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"A very long con indeed."
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"Checkmate."
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"Sorry. I'm distracted."
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"Ooh, aren't you the hustler."
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"No."
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"- Oh, great. - But I won't."
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"So where does Leonard think you are?"
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"Well, you are stretching the truth."
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"Oh, Sheldon's kind of like a dog--"
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"Ooh."
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"You mean these bad boys?"
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"but I think there's someone in your playhouse."
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"She just... needs some downtime."
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""Ha-ha! I know you've been hiding in the playhouse.""
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"Why don't you just get the life insurance?"
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"Can you hear what they're saying?"
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"Sounds like Penny's in there, too."
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"I did not."
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"There were. But, at the last minute,"
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"someone submitted an application"
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"for a pretty cool europium-doped laser,"
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"What was the case?"
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"You can't just fund your own project."
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"Uh, it turns out I can, and I did."
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"people were gonna be mad at me."
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"I'm proud of you."
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"Yeah, I do."
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"I have no idea."
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"Leonard,"
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"I see it."
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