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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Lottery (S03E03)

"I want the actual shoes off his feet."
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"so I could come back with a bunch of bags and be like,"
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"I'd drop everything and travel the world."
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"if they really needed me."
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"It's beautiful."
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"The island would be more of a refuge"
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"- Exactly. - Yeah."
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"Oh, God, I hope it's not family court, is it?"
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"makes me feel self-conscious to ask for money."
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"that no one picks, so that's kind of a good plan."
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"Hey, if you won, do you think we'd still be friends?"
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"something super out there, like 41 or 50?"
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"Oh, my God, yes. You have to."
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"Oh, okay, so yeah, no, all you're saying is,"
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"No, no, no, no, I just meant like,"
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"No, no, I meant like, later. Like, in your office."
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"I should say that I, um,"
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"How do these toilet stools work?"
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"You don't even know what I'm talking about."
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"Check out this text from Colleen at the Bel-Ridge store."
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"She's so competitive,"
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"She sounds like a real piece of work."
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"You don't even know her."
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"You don't even know the rest of it."
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"You don't have to push. It just slides out."
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"Really. There wasn't one."
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"It was surprisingly a very rich topic."
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"I can always bring it back, right?"
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"- Thank you. - But ever since Laurie"
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"- No, no, come on. - I'm... I'm..."
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"Some of my cousins might try to kill me for the money,"
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"but with installments, they'll need me alive."
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"we could buy something really baller."
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"and then tell her, "Sorry, Mariah.""
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""It's not 1994 anymore."
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"you ended up apologizing to him?"
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"You're just going to take no for an answer?"
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"Okay, yeah, I'll just mention it to her"
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"or it's never going to happen."
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"You should do it now while you still got your business suit on."
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"It would be a phone call."
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"she'll hear that business-suit energy."
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"You just need to pick another number."
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"you're also not gonna win."
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"- You're a dick. - Mm-hmm."
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"Dina, I thought about what you said"
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"But Miss Neustadt is..."
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"is like a raise you give yourself."
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"Let's look at a typical budget for a Cloud 9 employee."
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"at the Italian place with the Irish name that you love."
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"Oh, they have the best spaghetti."
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"that takes reservations, so I had to track down"
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"I feel like you're just trying to make up for"
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"Not even if the guy is revealed to be"
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"the plants in my garden, and vice versa."
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"She went to Cabo."
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"I think stalking her on social media"
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"- "Chutzpah"? - Chutzpah."
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"who sells a winning lotto ticket get?"
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"in the 1-in-7-million chance"
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"I didn't ask you to do anything."
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"Let's get this line moving."
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"- and then we get to find it. - Is this all on the yacht?"
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"Everything is happening on the yacht."
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"Oh, well, I mean, you know, that's still pretty..."
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"- I mean, it's more than we have. - I guess."
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"I feel like you just think of me as this"
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"$30 sounds about right for all of this."
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"I could use a little green myself."
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"Oh, oh, oh, oh!"
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"but those things really just don't turn well."
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"And I'm not saying this is what happened,"
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"Chutzpah."
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"an extra buck 50 an hour."
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"tonight's winning numbers are:"
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"Just the bonus of telling Colleen she can suck it..."
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"Enjoy your 5 1/2 million, loser."
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"This is a stupid game for stupid people."
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"- a triangle with your arms. - Okay."
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"Okay? You're a clock."
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"Okay, so next..."
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"- Put my arms around... - Just do it, Jonah."
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"Okay, so, uh..."
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"- Hands overlap. - Mm-hmm."
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"So I can cancel our table."
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"- Okay. - Okay, not just our arms."
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"And..."
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"- I certainly didn't. - Whoo!"
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"No, no, no, no, not fore, nobody says..."
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"whenever you feel like saying that."
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"- That is incorrect. - Fore!"
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"The Missouri lottery is the highest it's been in 20 years."
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"Oh, man, I'd love to win the lottery."
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"Yeah, I'd stop washing the sheets on my futon."
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"I'd just buy new ones every day."
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"I'd get a bunch of vintage Jordans."
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"If I won, you would not see me here tomorrow."
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"That is for sure. I would be taking"
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"Thursdays off from now on."
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"- I'd buy a private island. - That's my plan too!"
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"I'd go to really expensive stores,"
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"hoping that white women would be rude to me,"
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"Like "Pretty Woman.""
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"You know? No plans, no ties."
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"Just me and the open road."
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"So if you're ditching Kelly, dibs."
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"- Oh, no, I didn't... - Yeah, no."
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"Enjoy the open road. Send me a postcard."
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"I could probably make Thursdays work,"
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"If I won, I would resurrect"
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"and then own the dodo."
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"I'd donate my winnings to my favorite charity."
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"They pair wounded veterans with dogs who have been rescued"
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"from dog-fighting rings."
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"Part of their therapy is making art that they sell"
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"to raise funds for the children's hospital."
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"I, well, I mean, I would also give to charity."
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"Yeah, I mean, that's obviously..."
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"Of course I'd give."
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"Not me. I'll stick with my Jordans idea."
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