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Clips from Glee - The Untitled Rachel Berry Project (S05E05)

"See? This is exactly what my show needs to be about."
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"Oh, here she is. Okay, you guys, be really nice,"
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"It is so nice to meet you. Let me introduce you"
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"Ooh, who's-who's Jonathan?"
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"Project.""
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"Well, let's see, uh, I-I have two gay dads."
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"NASA..."
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"- dads. - N... Uh..."
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"Is this, like, your process?"
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"Can I use your bathroom?"
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"As you look ahead to a summer of autograph signings"
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"at Marriott Hotels across our great, great country,"
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"♪ Oh, oh ♪"
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"♪ Sh-Sh-Sh-Shakin' my head, sh-sh-sh-shakin' my head ♪"
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"♪ Sh-sh-sh-shakin' my head ♪"
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"♪ That can't be right, no ♪"
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"♪ Sh-Sh-Shakin' my head, sh-sh-shakin' my head ♪"
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"♪ But God, good God ♪"
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"♪ Sh-Sh-Shakin' my head ♪"
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"this lie that he's gonna be in the showcase."
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"into this event, and that currency is my reputation."
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"♪ There's a camera rolling on her back ♪"
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"♪ On her back ♪"
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"♪ She's more than a lady ♪"
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"♪ Girls on film ♪"
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"Uh, maybe it's just 'cause I'm a little backed up."
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"Whatever it is, it's working."
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"Listen, I've got my posse"
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"but sometimes the best chance you have of staying together"
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"Ow."
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"Little mousies live in the pockets!"
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"It is so wrong that we just slept together. Uber wrong."
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"What? It's a coffee rave!"
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"it's going to be my show, or no show at all."
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"you can never really know."
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"to see you spread your wings."
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"doesn't really sound like me."
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"Okay, good. Yeah, just... Yeah."
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"A little more heat. Come on."
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"I'm-I'm... I'm nine-nineteen."
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"kind of scared."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"that you have when someone kisses you."
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"And I think that we're holding on"
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"♪ Before it's too late ♪"
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"♪ Oh, it's time to start livin' ♪"
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"♪ Time to take a little from the world we're given ♪"
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"♪ For spring will turn to fall ♪"
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"Encore, encore. You were wonderful."
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"♪ You'll be my American boy ♪"
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"♪ I'll show you to my brethren ♪"
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"Oh, my God."
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"So very much. Holy crap."
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"Plus, everybody here is just scattering, anyway, so..."
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"No, he's right. It's like the end of an era."
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"♪ And the walls kept tumbling down ♪"
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"♪ And if you close your eyes ♪"
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"♪ In the city that we love... ♪"
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"♪ But if you close your eyes ♪"
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"♪ Ay-oh, ay-oh ♪"
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"So here's what you missed on Glee."
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"Rachel went to LA to audition for a TV show,"
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"but it was terrible and she missed her performance,"
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"but then she found out that the TV executives"
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"want to write a TV show around her."
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"Sam's a male model and Mercedes' album's about to drop"
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"and they're still going out, except Mercedes definitely"
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"wants to save herself for marriage."
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"Sassy heiress June Dolloway wants to put on a showcase"
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"for Blaine, but Blaine lied to Kurt and said he's in it, too."
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"And that's what you missed on Glee!"
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"- Uh, there. - Oh, no, huge audition this week for Treasure Trailz."
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"They're kind of, like, on the forefront of the manscaping movement."
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"I mean, they're going all out:"
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"billboards, print, bus ads."
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"Okay, my dream of being almost naked on a public bus"
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"is this close to coming true."
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"Well, you know, I'm gonna be spray-painting "mine""
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"Ooh. Over all those ads."
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"Because if I'm gonna be out of town on this mall tour,"
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"I'm gonna need those 'rexy models you're working with"
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"to know that you have a girl, and she fights..."
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"Old friends struggling to make it in this world."
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"Is it normal for a network to send"
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"a writer to hang out with the star to figure out the show?"
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"Only when their star's incredibly interesting."
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"Mary Halloran is a genius."
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"She sold her first script when she was 14 years old."
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"Yeah, I just don't like"
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"the idea of someone crashing Monday night dinner."
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"No, but the point is for her to really see my life"
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"and understand my essence, and you guys are so much about"
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"besides my work, my talent and my ambition, so..."
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"'cause I don't want her to feel alienated."
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"We got to figure out a way to invite Mary to our showcase."
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"I mean, Rachel shouldn't be the only one with a chance for small-screen stardom."
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"Oh. Totally."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Brittany, what's happening!"
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"What up, bitches?"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Look who's here."
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"Brittany,"
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"I thought that you were on Lesbian Island."
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"No..."
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"I lost my passport and I was trapped in the airport,"
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"like Tom Hanks in that movie."
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"- Castaway? - Big?"
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"- The Money Pit? - Okay, it was Castaway."
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"So, where's Santana?"
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"Oh, uh, she's shooting a Yeast-I-Stat commercial"
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"in Iowa for a week."
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"Apparently, they had the best"
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"wheat fields to slow-motion-run through."
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"She didn't call and tell you?"
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"No. I gave up my cell phone after Kiki and I and broke up."
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"The pain was too great."
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"Hello?"
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"Hello? I'm Mary Halloran."
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"- Yes. - Oh, is that Chinese food?"
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